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by funkidelic2
11-07-09
Seven years later...God and Jesus are still around.
OK, Jesus-san! We're making our big comeback!
Yes, father.
We've gotta come up with something that will really blow them out of the water!
....I have AIDS.
Wow...dude...son...I'm so sorry!
It's OK. I think I'm going to die before it kicks in.

 

by funkidelic2
11-07-09
Funk and Highwind are back together again after a long stupid hiatus.
Hey, mom, you're a triceratops now???!!!
RAAAWWWWOOORRRROOOOO!!!!
I guess that means you're even HORNIER than before...a heh heh!
RAAWWWOOROO?
OK, I'll go clean my room.
ROO.

 

by funkidelic2
11-07-09
God has just moved into his new double-decker skyrise timeshare condiminium uber1337-a-home.
Hmmm...it's missing...SOMETHING.
But...what?
y helo thar, buttsecks?
I like trout.

 

by funkidelic2
11-07-09
The dead center of Hades, shortly after P.S.T. P.M. rush hour.
What the hell?
WTF?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I am the Dark Lord, Satan!
Bullshit! I am the Dark Lord, Satan!
Well, the plot thickens!

 

by funkidelic2
11-07-09
Pasadena, CA.
Hola.
Que?
Why the heck are we speaking Spanish?
I don't know. Wanna go get some Taco Bell?
Nah. I've got some poppers cooking in the oven.
OK. I'll just go eat out my cat.

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
November 3, 2009: Ten hours after the release of BioWare's latest epic RPG "Dragon Age: Origins".
Me-dammit! This game is HARD! Even on EASY! I know...I'll put it on God Mode!
Instantly, God turns himself into an uber-1337 nerd that has fifteen maximum level characters on every RPG and MMORPG known to man.
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
God and Jesus. Bonding.
Hey, Jesus, pull my finger!
I can't. I'm nailed to this cross.
Oh, well, er, uhhmm, ahhhh, ohhh! I just farted anyways.
My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?
Hey, don't blame me, buddy! It was the triple-decker bean and cheese burrito that I ate that forsook you!
**dies**

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
Funk and Blackberry are about to celebrate some HUGE news!
Hey, Blackberry, I'm home!
I'm pregnant!
OMG! I'm going to be a father?
Yep!
Funk Jr. has leapt from my pants and will manifest itself in human form?
I'm hungry again.

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
Anywhere in the U.S.A.
Buttwad.
Dillhole.
Dick.
Fag.
I fucked your sister.
I am my sister.

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
Anywhere in the U.S.A.
Like, like like "Twilight", like like OMG!
Totally! Like, like "New Moon" like like SOON!
Like like TOTALLY! Robert like like Pattinson, like like OMG!
Like like, like like HOT like like glittering Twi-guy!
Like like, what's like, a vampire?
Like, TOTALLY like, I dunno!

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
Seventh Level of Hell, deep in the Suppository Receptacle District.
So, I've been thinking lately and...I wish I could be MORE evil, ya know?
But you see, you just made yourself more evil. 'Tis the sin of envy.
Hell yeah. Now that's what I'm fucking talking about! You know, you ain't so bad, Other Satan.
OTHER Satan? I thought YOU were the OTHER Satan!
THAT'S IT! Rock...Paper...Scissors!
Oh, it's ON!

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
47 hours later.
OK, we've done "Rock Paper Scissors" 33,842 times, and we're both too vain to pick anything but ROCK.
Paper and Scissors are WEAK.
47 hours, 5 seconds later.
So, I have a comprise. From now on, I will answer to "Lucifer".
Ack, geeeez! "Lucifer" is even cooler than "Satan"!
47 hours, 8 seconds later.
"Satan" is less writing.
Sin of sloth, HERE I COME BABY!

 

by funkidelic2
11-08-09
Meanwhile, back in Heaven.
You know, Jesus, I think of all my creations, Pink Floyd is the one that I'm most proud of.
What about me?
What about you?
Oh, I don't know. Your ONLY Son? Savior of ALL humanity?
I think I'm going to get you "Dark Side of the Moon" for Christmas.
Yay...Happy Birthday to me...

 

by funkidelic2
11-09-09
Tintenfisch and Funk at the RPG Maker Pavilion. This is a possibility of what could of been but never was.
Yep, I got THREE positive rep comments for my awesome comics!
So? I got FIVE positive rep comments for my awesome comics!
No, Funk, I just checked, and you've only gotten TWO positive rep comments for this topic.
Gaw, VALK! You're making me look like an idiot!
Ha ha! Busted!
Yeah, well, at least I can use my dick as a towel rack.

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
Amarillo, TX.
So, I caught a UFC fight last night.
Since when do you watch the UFC?
Since I moved to Texas.
Why am I also in Texas?
I don't know. I find it rather creepy, myself.
Yeah...I'm gonna take my cat, but I'll leave my clothes.

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
In the annals of cyberspace.
Cutter de Blanc! What the hell are you doing in my comics?
What's it look like? I'm holding this sword!
.....Can I hold your sword?
What will you give me for the privilege, Funk?
I'll let you hold MY "sword" later.
Oh, all right. But I'll have to lift some weights all afternoon first.

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
Somewhere in Hell. It doesn't really matter which part: they're all pretty much the same.
Hey, Lucifer.
What's up, Satan?
Why is there no devil's food cake in Hell?
Because it would interfere with our strick diet of sulfur and brimstone.
Hello, there. Do you know the quickest route to Albuquerque?
...oh SHIT! Not again!

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
Several days later.
OK...he looks a lot like you, except...OLDER.
Perhaps he could be a FUTURE Lucifer. Although... I don't believe I could be so evil as to be sent to Hell TWICE!
Dude, if you have some evil you're holding back on that you're not telling me about...
WELL..........

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
A very short time later.
.......WELL? Out with it! How the hell are you so damned evil that you were sent to Hell TWICE?!
I dunno...oh...OH! WAIT! I think that it might be that I am responsible for the initial MSRP of the Playstation 3.
$599? For technology that no one in their right mind needs? My GOD! That is so DELICATABLY EVIL!
I know! And there were finally enough nerds populating the earth to make it a REALITY!
Well...Mr. "Lucifer". I think you owe me the pleasure of this acquitance in HELL!
So you think, peasant! But I bet you have no understanding of the insane greed or pre-emptive evilness brought about by the PLAYSTATION FOUR!

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
An insignificant time later.
And so, now you know the dastardly plot set forth by your evil and superior geriatic self!
My God. Had I known that I would blossom into...
The Playstation 4...mind-injected 2160p synapses raping graphics.....Ultraviolet-colored blood fantasies.....
And....AND?
It comes with TWO controllers.
Would it seem awkward if I bowed before you?

 

by funkidelic2
11-10-09
At the home of our Lord.
So then I made the Jews wander the desert for 40 years! LOL!
I want to watch Sesame Street.
I also made Elmo wander the airwares for 40 years! LOL!
I have to pee.
If you go I'm going to watch.
I like trout.

 

by funkidelic2
11-11-09
Funk and Big Rick Cook cross paths at the RPG Maker Pavilion.
Hey, Big Rick Cook, what'cha got there?
It's a whole box of funny.
Well, aren't ya gonna open it?
Nope.
Man, that sucks. We really could be ROFL right now.
Yep. Plus I want a divorce.

 

by funkidelic2
11-12-09
The drama between Funk and BRC continues...
A divorce? But I've been a GREAT anti-husband! If that's what you want, though...FINE! That's just FINE!
Then it's settled: we will draw up the papers at the courthouse TOMORROW!
Maybe it's for the best. I do have a child on the way.
Wait...WHAT? That's the first I've heard about this!
Forget it. You're not getting anti-custody.
I will fight this to the end!

 

This is my first one panel comic EVER.
So, I was just in there reading an article about how chemicals in plastic can feminize boys.
So...where are my boobs? And when do I get to touch them?
by funkidelic2, 11-17-09

 

by funkidelic2
11-17-09
Cambridge, Mass.
I want YOU to smoke ME!
What if I just kick your butt instead?
Go Tar Heels!
I go to Harvard.
Do they even have sports there?
I don't know. I'm just there to get some head.

 

by funkidelic2
11-17-09
At morning service.
So, my Lord, speak, and I shall spoke it unto the masses.
So, you reached into the future and have already spoke that which I have not yet spoken?
No, I um, my Lord, I am unclear as to your intentions.
Are you planning on putting words in my mouth?
My God, I would never do such a thing!
Well, I see a book over there that is full of plenty of evidence that you might!

 

by funkidelic2
11-17-09
My first two panel comic...doing more with less!
I just finished perusing YouTube, and it recommended to me some Insane Clown Posse videos of all things!
Yeah, who couldn't go for some good ICP?
There is good ICP?
And I set those pins up SO carefully! You just had to bring your ball in and send them CRASHING down!

 

by funkidelic2
11-19-09
At Checkers. High noon.
May I take your order?
BACON. CHEEZBURGER!
Sorry, but we're not hiring right now.
BACON. CHEEZBURGER!
OK, I think maybe we can fit you in somewhere.
BACON. CHEEZBURGER!

 

by funkidelic2
11-30-09
At the entrance of Hell.
Hello, Father!
Would you like a blessing, my son?
Keep your filthy hands off me!
Awww...but you're so petite and red...just like an altar boy's butt!
Gaaawwwwdddaaammn! I wish I could send you to heaven!
Heeerrreee naughty boys! Daddy is here to maim you!

 

by funkidelic2
11-30-09
Yo~! It's BLACK Friday!
Oh dear!
Yo~! It's BLACK...Friday!
My me oh my!
Yo~! It's BLACK.....FRIDAY!
I'll pop him with my glock if this homie thinks he's putting that $200 HDTV in his lowrider before this bitch has a chance at it!

 

by funkidelic2
12-11-09
Three days after that Mumbai thing happened.
I am going to the hospital to fight the AIDS that I got from my bastard brother!
Would you like a sword to AID your battle?
No thanks. I think I will be able to cut to the chase without it.
Magic Johnson is so disappointed in you.
Fuck him. Little China girls don't have an NBA career to launch a decent assault from.
It's too bad you weren't born Yao Ming. I will prepare a witty epitaph for your departure.

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