Sexier than Harry Potter, Bigger than Lord of the Rings, its Ron Jeremy the Movie

my nickname is ron jeremy...
i'm not really ten and a half inches though...
sorry to dissapoint...

still it was gratifying that at the moment of penile unveiling my ex said "well, your nickname is certainly justified!"

unless she was being sarcastic...
i'm sure the hysterical laughter that ensued was at her own joke and not at my unmentionables...

wait a minute... that wasn't a joke...
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T .. LOOK .. AT .. ME!!!

In a pinch you can use Dexx as a stand-in for Ron Jeremy.

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I used to work with a band called Brat. Their guitar player's name was Dominic DeLaDonna. His nickname was: Dominic DeLaDonna M.D.

M.D. stood for "Mule Dick". This guy has a schwantz the size of a mortadella....

*sigh*

bunner,
over here,
in the beige house,
not at all jealous....

Sometimes feeling average isn't so bad.

Feeling lonely on the other hand... :|