http://www.cracked.com/funny-4166-contraception/ Check it before you wreck it.

Funny page!

I'm not registered or else I would have commented:

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

And here's a link to one of my favorite Cracked pieces:

Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries

I love the one with the monkey. Cracks me up every time.

You sir, are now the wind beneath my wings.

If anyone asks, tell them I gave that article my highest recommendation.

Excellent.  Now you just gotta make it to full writer and maybe get your own talk show.

AA+++!!!!! WOULD READ AGAIN

 I thought that was a pretty amusing topic. I chortled and cackled several times, even had a few genuine lulz and almost got a tiny bit of beer shot out my nose at one point. It was close, I could feel it burning my nasal passages.  

 A good read. Plenty of dick jokes, some good one liners, and an overall amusing yet audience depreciating tone of humor. Perfect for Cracked, really.

Read it and enjoyed it.  Kudos, fine purveyor of dick jokes.