There you go. Maybe that will get your attention.

Now read 'em!

Pay me.

Okay... I read the "Ye Olde Ancient Stuff" for free. What do you got yer proud of? I'll try reading that.

You know I kid you. I'm a kidder.

yeah, dumb kid.
jk

I have a hectic schedule of strip-reading ahead, and I just don't think I can fit you in this week.

...and no, I don't mean that in a gay, buttery kind of way!

By the way, Nate, isn't "damn" a "swear" [sic]?

Well, I belive it is, yes.[sic]

I just mainly did it to get your attention.

It's not working! Help me Argghhh..... ::is eaten by clowns::