i'm from these united states... well 49 of them anyway, i don't recognize Connecticut, it knows what it did... but for some reason i'm gay for british programming lately. maybe because they're more lax with their censoring or maybe because hearing about things like the X Factor and a bunch of unknown british celebrities doesn't make me want to grab a sniper rifle and a six pack the way American Idol and known american celebs does. but whatever the reason, it seems like british tv is broken down into two groups--those that use catchphrases and those that don't. i much prefer the ones that don't just like i prefer shows without laugh tracks, so your difficult task in this contest is to create a comic using a catchphrase that i'll find funny

i'll judge in 10 to 14 days. "good luck, have fun!" *laughtrack*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAZa00alLY

if i had a dollar for every joke The Simpsons stole from me, the child pornography ones alone would buy me that boat

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I think, no matter who is awarded the honor of creating the next contest, that we are all winners for getting another Porkman and Finchy comic out of this contest.

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judging time! smell my finger!

honorable mention to the four legged one, HC, and e. dog e. dog, but goddamn if i don't have to hand it back to bigworm again

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using "PULCHRITUDINOUS KNOCKER-BAGS" not only wins bigworm the contest, but also my butt hymen. excuse me while i go giftwrap it in Axe body spray and that papery stuff they wrap sausages in

I'm having a run of good luck right now, and I'm appreciative of that.

However, a question of some merit has arisen and needs to be asked. Does having an intact butt-hymen go hand in hand with 'weak stream'?  I'm trying hard to reconcile the two such that... well, such that... *ahem*, reconciliation can ocurr. So, there we have the question of merit, and I did address it. All is well.

So, with the important stuff like that said, I will be back shortly with the new CC idea.

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bigworm wrote:
Does having an intact butt-hymen go hand in hand with 'weak stream'?

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