Well, I've just checked into this FTC and discovered that Mr. Weasle has declared me the winner. He is indeed an inscrutable 'professional style cramper'.
Hence I will retire to give thought to the next FTC, which I don't yet know the number of.
However, I hope soon to post the new FTC, which I'm going to make into a very dirty contest. I just recently came to understand that I have a crude (somewhat), sense of humor, and I am going to honor that in the next FTC.