This CC should contain some form of stupid insult which has some type of good/bad rhyme associated with it, rendered with some type of well/poorly performed rhythm also closely associated with it.
HIGHLY DUBIOUS COMIC OPTION TO BE STRIVED FOR:If possible there should be a somewhat perfunctory air to the insulters delivery. If that could be tinged with the jaded attitude of a long-time crackhead (who used to install automatic garage doors), getting pounded repeatedly about the head and shoulders by a bunch of rogue cops (who all migrated from different countries, and subsequently aggregated around something or other which attracted them), that would be really great.
RULES SUMMARY-
1) AN INSULT MUST BE DELIVERED
2) THE INSULT MUST CONTAIN A RHYMING ELEMENT
3) THE RHYMING INSULT SHOULD EVIDENCE SOME TYPE OF RHYTHMIC STYLE.
JUDGING- I'm gonna' guess that... your guess is as good as mine. I can say that I will give a 'heads-up' if it looks like one's required. So I'll probably terminate this suddenly, like I was pulling the carpet right out from under the feet of dozens of enthusiastic entrants, all slobbering over the chance to impress me, a lousy fucking worm.
Anyway... I'd like to say 10-12 days, but I'm not gonna' say that. Anyway... (again)... I'll just be hangin' out here in my hole trying to keep my bodily moisture content at a decent level. In case you didn't know, a worms bodily moisture content is very important, in that should it fall too low, an indecent circumstance arises in that the worm's pants fall down.
Oddly enough it turns out that a worm can only pop a boner when it's bodily moisture content fall to that low level where it's pants fall down, thus allowing for the somewhat dehydrated wiener-thing to express itself in some sort of "I'm just about to die, so I'm gonna' show the world!" attitude.
Well, I'm gonna' go now for real. The sun's comin' out.