I read in a thread about how about 90% of you either hate Harry Potter or want nothing to do with the thing one way or the other and I can respect that. Personally, I like to pretend that the Holocaust (actually all of WWII), the first Thanksgiving, the Beatles arrival to America, the creation of Star Wars and various Michael Jackson TV specials never happened, either. Revisionist history is FUN!
But, my point. One of the coolest things to come out of the Harry Potter property is a little confection from Jelly Belly called Bernie Bott's Every Flavored Beans. On top of the usual Jelly Belly flavor, they've also included horseradish, booger, vomit, dirt, and a bunch of other icky flavors, too. And they give you a chart so you can at least recognize the icky ones. Here's where the fun lies.
Got a neighbor kid you hate? Why, gather together some vomit and booger flavored beans and hand them over to the kid. Watch the fun ensue as he rushes home to mommy after gulping down a handful of horsersdish flavored beans to get a glass of water.
Ahe, yes. I do believe that children are the future.
P.S. As much as I love to offend people, I do have to state on the record that not only do I believe the holocaust happened, but that I abhor it, too. You make think I'm silly for saying this, but I would rather keep the assholes off my back on this one. Thanks.