Forum archives » More Comic Competitions » WW90: TOP 3 WORLDS WORST GAY PICK-UP LINES!

bigworm
March 29, 2014 10:58 AM

I'm back already with an enhanced understanding of the WW contest history. 

WW90 RULES-

1) Comics must contain your top 3 worlds worst gay pick- up lines.

2) Comic can be 1 panel, two panels, or 3 panels long. 

That's it!

Judging in 10 days to 2 weeks.

BONUS TRUE WHORE STORY: About 35 years ago I was buying donuts on my way to work. I was in a line outside my favorite donut shop window early in the morning. It was still dark. The donut shop was in a "bad" part of town. The line was 4-5 guys long and no one said anything to each other as we waited to get our donuts. I was the 4th guy in line. From out of nowhere a black hooker approached me and asked "How would you like a nice juicy blowjob before work?" Everyone in the line turned to see who was asking who what. Then they immediately turned back facing the window. I was shocked, embarrassed and didn't know what to say. She was so nice and friendly and bold, that I felt like we were friends... almost.

I replied somewhat apologetically "But I've got no money". She said "Oh, you've got money". I said "Well, I've got money for donuts". She said "I know you've got money". I said "No, not really". She laughed and walked off. 

So, what started out as an unexpectedly exciting morning in the bad part of town ended up as one more normal morning at work.

Kind of a let-down huh? 

Next time I win a CC I'll tell you another true whore story that ended differently.

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iconoclastic
March 30, 2014 10:19 AM

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iconoclastic
March 30, 2014 10:23 AM

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iconoclastic
March 30, 2014 10:26 AM

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AccentuateNegative
March 30, 2014 11:38 AM

/comics/AccentuateNegative/560733/

/comics/AccentuateNegative/560735/

/comics/AccentuateNegative/560736/

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
April 2, 2014 4:43 PM

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eggsforknockers
April 3, 2014 9:24 AM

/comics/eggsforknockers/560782/

please don't stop the contest. I'm trying to finish 2 more to make 3.

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eggsforknockers
April 3, 2014 11:47 AM

/comics/eggsforknockers/560793/

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eggsforknockers
April 4, 2014 7:09 PM

/comics/eggsforknockers/560806/

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bigworm
April 7, 2014 3:41 PM

First- I thought most of the entries were funny, with only a few being less than that.

Second- I hope eggsfoknockers does't get discouraged and sticks around making more comics and entering more contests.

Third- The winning comic won on the basis of a 2-letter word. It was AccentuateNegative's use of the word "Sooo..." in his comic 'Part & Parcel'. I was literally able to hear the postman's tone of voice by the way it was spelled and used. I will take that as a lesson on the importance of choosing the right word for the right circumstance.

Sooo... AccentuateNegative, you are the winner, and thus you may take it away!

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AccentuateNegative
April 7, 2014 9:20 PM

Well, thank you.  That makes me 1 for 1 in WW contests.  This one was made for me since my whole life is bad gay pickup lines.  Here's one from last night:

/comics/AccentuateNegative/560862/

Anyway, since I've never really followed the WW contests, give me some time to look back and make sure I don't repeat one that was run a few weeks ago.

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