Bring me your xanthareels, your tired zebrines, your quizicle zygotes, your quick brown foxes....... 

 

Thanken ye to Bigworm for the nod in 582 though techno chicanary has stopped him acknowledging this forum wise yet.  Time to let loose the next Comic Competition.

 

So the rules this time are as follows;

1) Include a rhyming couplet somewhere in your comic (or make your entire comic rhyme if you prefer)

2) Use every letter of the alphabet at least once

3) Bonus points awarded if you use unusual word(s), or words that have fallen out of common use

The international house of Logorrhea (link) could be a good chevisance for your persuings in this area.

 

Have at it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/comics/HCRoyall/567964/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/567963/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/567965/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/567971/

/comics/edoggydog/567985/

/comics/ragu4u/567986/

567987

567988

/comics/DrMorton/567999/

/comics/bigworm/568215/

Like a turkey nearing christmas or a fox sitcom reaching its third episode, your time is almost up. 

 

You have one whole english day* for any last minute entries.

 

(*a standard day but with space either side for a cup of tea and a crumpet) 

 

 

Hark! 

 

Well I hope you all found this full of jollification.

Or maybe it was a painful manifestation

in any case fear not for the time is nigh

to judge this motherfucker, because everything rhymes with motherfucker. 

 

 

 

This has actually been a tough one to judge, some excellent entries all round,  but as Professor Smirkington from the university of Larks once said; "Even bees have testicles" 

So on that note,  

 

Hon mentions

HCRoyall  for best use of zabaglione in a punchline

the four legged for taking rhyming to the next level

Ragu for some awesome rules shoehorning  

And while I appreciate edogs literal lazyness Id be remiss if I didn't give props and the award this time to

 

KAUFMAN 

for both entries,  notably this sublime addition to his oeuvre

/comics/kaufman/567987/

 

Felicitaitons