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KajunFirefly
November 27, 2001 11:14 AM

Never underestimate the power of the Firefly, ha ha!

This contest will follow a certain story, the story is this:

For the past couple of years, around this time we get the usual spiritual crap that "the world is going to end" because the Bible said so, or Nostradamus predicted it, well, this time, it's true, the world is about to end (at least in StripCreator land).

God created the earth as an experiment, the experiment started to go wrong 2000 years ago and he sent his son to save it, but sadly, it just got worse and worse, and now God has decided that the World is too full of Sex, Violence and general evilness to let it continue, so he has decided to end it all.

On the other hand, in Hell, Satan is quite pleased with the state the Earth is in and he would do anything to keep his little house of horrors in operation.

So it's Good vs Evil, God vs Satan, but this time, God is the bad guy.

God has sent Jesus to destroy the world.

Satan has sent Spankling to save it.

You can do what you want with this story, you could run the whole thing from beginning to end, you could just have a one-off strip showing a glimpse of the battle, you could just show the ending, I don't really care, but that's the basic story.

Extra points if:

You include me (as the Pennyarcade BigGabe) in a small Cameo role.

You use Tobor without using the word "CORNHOLE"

You're not a newbie!

so there we go, Heaven vs Hell with Spankling as the hero!

I will announce the winner on Sunday afternoon(GMT), so that's late Saturday night to the rest of you I think!

and that's about it!

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Spankling November 27, 2001 11:19 AM	And here I thought I already had my hands full.
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TheElPaso November 27, 2001 2:48 PM	44464
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Spankling November 27, 2001 3:24 PM	444694447044473444744447644479
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crabby November 27, 2001 5:29 PM	44498
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Kitty_Kat November 27, 2001 5:49 PM	44491 44492 44495 44496 44501 44502 44504
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israphael November 27, 2001 6:07 PM	44489 44490 44508 44517
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Bogart November 27, 2001 7:16 PM	44482
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fuzzyman November 27, 2001 8:31 PM	44497 44535 44540 44542 44544 44546 44548 44552
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fuzzyman November 27, 2001 8:46 PM	I should explain that the "sodomozing" mentioned in Episode 6 is just like sodomizing, except that the sodomizer pretends to be Moses. Or, it could be a typo.
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BigEvilDan November 27, 2001 8:53 PM	44558
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Bogart November 27, 2001 9:54 PM	quote: I should explain that the "sodomozing" mentioned in Episode 6 is just like sodomizing, except that the sodomizer pretends to be Moses. Parting the red sea takes on a "hole" new meaning. I truly enjoyed that set, by the way.
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ladyjdotnet November 28, 2001 12:44 AM	quote: 44479 Sometimes I think Spankling has a crush on me. Isn't that right, worm? :)
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Spankling
November 28, 2001 10:19 AM

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Sometimes I think Spankling has a crush on me.

Isn't that right, worm?

:)

If I may be so bold, I would say that it is you who should crush me.

OH! "a crush on..."

You are right as always. How rude of me to even suggest less. I should be punished. No... really! I should!

Please?

Maybe if I lay on the floor... Not low enough? Let me try harder. *begins to slam skull into the oak floor*

I'll get lower (ouch). *slam* I'll try *slam*

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Bogart November 28, 2001 1:57 PM	Do you two want to be alone? And if you do, will you take pictures?
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TheElPaso November 28, 2001 3:07 PM	If you'll look to your left, you'll see I'm no longer a newbie but rather a "junior comic technician". So I want ALL the extra points possible. Not that I figure any amount of help will let me win a contest Kajun's running, but I want my points.
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fuzzyman November 28, 2001 4:58 PM	quote: If you'll look to your left, you'll see I'm no longer a newbie but rather a "junior comic technician". So I want ALL the extra points possible. Not that I figure any amount of help will let me win a contest Kajun's running, but I want my points. C'mere. Tobor will show you about points.
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KajunFirefly
November 28, 2001 6:49 PM

quote:
If you'll look to your left, you'll see I'm no longer a newbie but rather a "junior comic technician". So I want ALL the extra points possible. Not that I figure any amount of help will let me win a contest Kajun's running, but I want my points.

ElPaso, we seem to have a rather amusing relationship here, one forum I'm agreeing with you, another we're exchanging insults.

In this thread however, I'm going to be fair, and I'm not going to just disregard your entries because of personal opinions.

but know this, in all fairness, at the moment, your strip, isn't going to win, please believe me when I say I'm not meaning any offence, just......put in another one!

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ladyjdotnet November 28, 2001 7:10 PM	quote: I should be punished. No... really! I should! Please? No.
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Kitty_Kat November 28, 2001 7:33 PM	comic # 2 for this contest 44798
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm November 28, 2001 9:31 PM	44824
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israphael November 28, 2001 10:05 PM	quote: quote: I should be punished. No... really! I should! Please? No. Ouch! You're a strict mistress.
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kaufman November 29, 2001 7:58 AM	44898
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TheElPaso November 29, 2001 2:38 PM	44761 44764 44765 45054 45059 45063 45065 45066
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm November 29, 2001 7:11 PM	45099 45101 45104 45110 Comic 3 is clearly ripped from Dogma. Comic 4 clearly has a weak punchline. Its 3 Am , and i cant think of anything else funny to write.
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KajunFirefly November 30, 2001 6:28 AM	200th post, oh yeah!
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kaufman November 30, 2001 1:08 PM	45334 45337
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Kitty_Kat November 30, 2001 4:53 PM	I Hope I win, but first, I need to make a lot of comics so I'm no longer a newbie.
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Drexle November 30, 2001 5:31 PM	quote: I Hope I win, but first, I need to make a lot of comics so I'm no longer a newbie. kramer_vs_kramer's very first post was a comic contest entry. He won with that very first post.
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Drexle November 30, 2001 5:58 PM	44714 45383 45385 45386 45389 ARGH! What happened to the "Splat!" graphic?! >_< I'll finish this later.
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Kitty_Kat November 30, 2001 6:18 PM	I'm not a newbie anymore, so I now have some extra points. Finally. So Kajun, you think I can win??????
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KajunFirefly November 30, 2001 8:13 PM	Do I think you can win? or do I think you will win? which question would you rather I answered?
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KajunFirefly December 1, 2001 2:57 PM	Drexle! Hurry up and finish your series, I'll annouce the winner within the next 12 hours!
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andydougan December 1, 2001 3:05 PM	Do you think I can I win?
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KajunFirefly December 1, 2001 3:33 PM	quote: Do you think I can I win? Do I think you can you win? short answer: NO long answer: NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!
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andydougan December 1, 2001 3:44 PM	That's not what your maw said to me last night.
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KajunFirefly December 1, 2001 3:55 PM	Yeah, she told me "Mr Winkie" was round last night, can you please just bring your own cookies? I'm fed up finding mine all soiled and covered in tiny pin-sized holes!
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TheElPaso December 1, 2001 6:19 PM	45547
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BigEvilDan December 1, 2001 7:11 PM	4555245553
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kaufman December 1, 2001 8:47 PM	45574
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Kitty_Kat December 1, 2001 9:42 PM	Do I have a chance Kajun?? As in can I win? Do I have a chance in hell?
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Drexle December 2, 2001 12:31 AM	45594 45595 45596 I'm working on it!!! I'm almost done!!!
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Drexle December 2, 2001 12:55 AM	45597 45598 45600 I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!!!
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israphael December 2, 2001 1:01 AM	quote: I went cow tipping once. Now I know thou art truly big and evil.
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Drexle December 2, 2001 1:29 AM	45601 45602 45603 Just a couple more...
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Drexle December 2, 2001 2:03 AM	45604 45606 45607 45610 45609 I'm going to be sick. Passes out.
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KajunFirefly
December 2, 2001 3:32 AM

Well, it's been a great contest, and may there be many more Firefly events.

I wasn't sure how to do this, so I'll just give a run down of my favourites, with comments.

Spankling - great, at first I thought you were Satan, then a surprise LadyJ appearnce.

Israphael - the cleverest use of the non-cornholing rule. You made a Spankling/Bill Gates reference which is weird, because I later used it in my Christmas special.

Fuzzyman - I liked the character relations, this might sound weird, but Spankling and Jesus seemed to have a chemistry, I could quite believe they were good friends at some point. I might steal that for a mini-series.

Kaufman - Septic hand was excellently clever and the plague of the first born, superb.

Drexle - you had me masturbating in front of a mirror, thank you.

anyway, now to the point you probably read first:

the winner is.....

Drexle, it was a cohesive plot that made sense and it had an ending. Your lucky though, up until 2 minutes ago I had Fuzzyman as the winner, I had it all typed out and everything, but I just read your entry in time. Having me hang out in a gay-bar? nice way to not suck up! I also liked the Crabby appearances, that was Crabby wasn't it?

So there you go, I hope no-one's dissapointed (especially Fuzzyman), some good entries from the Newbies, I had fun doing this, hope you guys did too.

take it away Drexle...

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fuzzyman December 2, 2001 6:12 AM	Curses! Foiled again! :-)
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Kitty_Kat December 2, 2001 8:30 AM	Fuck you
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Drexle December 2, 2001 8:36 AM	quote: Fuck you No, fuck me! By the way, Kajun that was indeed crabby screaming "I DO NOT SUCK DICK!" I haven't used him like that in so long, it just felt right. What surprised me is that I had it in my to keep that going for 19 strips. o_O I'll have a new contest up when I'm acutally... you know, awake.
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