News has been made, ladies and germs. 2018 is officially The Year That CNN Said Shit. So I can think of no better way to commemorate that than to do an entire Stripcreator contest about historic swearing.

Create a comic that includes these 2 things:

• A moment in history


• Some swear words

You can take whatever approach you like with this. The winning strip will be the one that makes me laugh the most.

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: Bonus points if your comic either creates a whole new swear word or shows us how a swear word was invented.

Now let's see some damn history, you shit-fucking ass bastards!

/comics/Makin_d_bacon/601098/

/comics/atomiclunch/601099/

The rules didn't rule out true stories, so here you go.

/comics/attitudechicka2/601103/

/comics/attitudechicka2/601104/

/comics/edoggydog/601106/

Unofficial entry, please don't make me the winner!

Ticked all the boxes though ;)

/comics/Injokester/601110/

And now appreciate the title :)

/comics/evil_d/601114/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/601119/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/601120/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/601121/

601131

/comics/four_legged_tripod/601133/

Love what I'm seeing so far.

Thinking I might apply some asswipe to this contest by the end of the weekend. Make some last minute entries and shove 'em up this shithole!

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/601199/

Not a fan of "CC pingpong", that said I had to pick evil_d as the winner because the last panel of his comic had that added layer of absurdity that genuinely made me laugh out loud.

CC684 is yours!

Well I'll be fucked.  Thanks, ZMann.  New contest up... sometime.