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Drexle
December 2, 2001 9:04 AM

Yes! I broke my 40ish contest losing streak! I feel as though I've finally scored after loads and loads of bad dates. Speaking of which...

Everyone who's been dating could give you at least one rather insane story of a date gone awry. The stripcrator characters are no different in that every single one of them has an active dating life, and they're all totally insane.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a stripcreator character and make one, two, hell, a whole series if you want, of comics about their dating life. It can be annecdotes from your real life, things that you only wish would happen in your dreams, things from your worst nightmare, whatever...

The only catch when it comes to multiple entries from a single person is that the entries all have to focus on the exploits of one central character. For example, if your first strip is about a date between DragonXero and dogonball, one of those two must be the focus of all your following dating comics in this contest.

I thought about adding some additional fucked up conditional things to screw around with you all, but I'll leave this contest open fairly ended.

For those who remember the last time I ran one of these, having a sick sense of humor will take you a long way.

You have approximately 76 hours, so start your engines and let the dating games begin!

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skagg
December 2, 2001 10:33 AM

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kramer_vs_kramer
December 2, 2001 1:03 PM

Hurrah! My muse has returned!

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Drexle
December 2, 2001 1:13 PM

quote:
Hurrah! My muse has returned!
And the angels did sing!

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skagg
December 2, 2001 1:15 PM

i can see this being a very fun cc

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skagg
December 2, 2001 1:17 PM

shit, just realised the mutiple entries thing

ok ignore the first one, im doing a redux

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skagg
December 2, 2001 1:25 PM

like apocalypse now redux

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kramer_vs_kramer
December 2, 2001 1:31 PM

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Bogart
December 2, 2001 2:30 PM

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fpd
December 2, 2001 3:46 PM

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Kitty_Kat
December 2, 2001 4:35 PM

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This is a little like my first blind date. It turns out I went away from a really hot guy, and I had to explain why I wasn't there. I really hate my.... freind. She always does thingsd to spite me, so I don't trust her.

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crabby
December 2, 2001 5:49 PM

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fuzzyman
December 2, 2001 6:25 PM

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Emmi
December 2, 2001 7:03 PM

BOOYAKA! I am so gonna lose...XD These others are great!

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kaufman
December 2, 2001 8:49 PM

I'm going to have fun with this, but it will take a while to write. For now let me spoon you the setup.

Oh, by the way, if you haven't seen Ruthless People, what's your problem?

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markw
December 2, 2001 9:04 PM

First post to the forums, so forgive any screwups.

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markw
December 2, 2001 9:08 PM

Ok, see, like that, that was a screw up.

Don't know why the build a link code isn't working for me, so here it is:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=45748

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Spankling
December 2, 2001 10:18 PM

And entry (such as it is)...
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And some old business just for shits and giggles.
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BigEvilDan
December 3, 2001 9:20 AM

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kaufman
December 3, 2001 10:30 AM

Those were wonderful, Dan, but that won't stop me from posting installments 6-10 of my epic ...

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itsclark
December 3, 2001 2:12 PM

The mad scientist has a more active dating life than I do. I've posted this before, but I'll toss it in the ring in case nothing better comes up...

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
December 3, 2001 3:02 PM

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ladyjdotnet
December 3, 2001 3:14 PM

This is exactly how it went. Doing this entry brought on a violent shuddering attack. I'd better win. I mean it.

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NeoVid
December 3, 2001 5:21 PM

&%$*! First contest in weeks I have a lot of ideas for, and my comp won't let me make strips right now! Mother#$@&!

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israphael
December 3, 2001 7:18 PM

These are strips that I'm working up as episodes in my mini-series "The Love That Dare Not" regarding the ongoing relationship between Maura and Eugene.

The first three strips are about Maura's first meeting with Eugene's parents.

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BTW, the question about the bowel movements comes directly from real life. The story about 'Nam also comes from personal experience, the father of one of my girlfriend's told me that story while I was waiting to pick her up. I guess he meant it as some form of intimidation. It didn't stop me from fooling about with his daughter though.

In the last strip, the table is turned, Eugene meets Maura's father.

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Kitty_Kat
December 3, 2001 7:33 PM

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I don't think this chick will ever want to hear the word 'cornhole' again.

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Kitty_Kat
December 3, 2001 7:35 PM

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I don't think this chick will ever want to hear the word 'cornhole' again.

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kramer_vs_kramer
December 4, 2001 2:26 AM

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kaufman
December 4, 2001 9:37 AM

And now... the riveting conclusion!

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DexX
December 4, 2001 9:38 AM

I haven't entered a contest in a while. Here's my drought-breaker:

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boorite
December 4, 2001 10:18 AM

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KajunFirefly
December 4, 2001 12:30 PM

Here is my entry, I thought about sitting this one out since I ran the last one,

anyway, this is a continuation of my entry to CC81, where Indy Pete was considered a woman...

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boorite
December 4, 2001 1:26 PM

When your subtlety fails and intellect won't pull you through. . .

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KajunFirefly
December 4, 2001 1:52 PM

If Boorite doesn't win this contest, there is no God!

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TheElPaso
December 4, 2001 2:29 PM

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
December 4, 2001 2:31 PM

"I guess this means i dont have to fuck your dog".

Absoloute class.

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NeoVid
December 4, 2001 2:33 PM

Written before ElPaso's entry:

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descolada99
December 4, 2001 5:25 PM

All too real... It's an old comic of mine though.

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And yet another story from the same old relationship...

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The humor is in that they are true....

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Drexle
December 4, 2001 5:52 PM

That first comic you posted was the reason I put you on my favorites list, desc. Unfortunately, I can't accept old strips as entries or you'd probably win with that.

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israphael
December 5, 2001 12:02 AM

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The humor is in that they are true....

I once dated a "Good Catholic Girl" with the sliding scale of premissible sexual acts. My favorite theory of her's was that it wasn't really sex if no kissing was involved.

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Drexle
December 5, 2001 1:24 AM

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No, the judge can't win his own contest, but dammit, when inspiration strikes, I just have to follow up on it.

By the way, great stuff everyone! I'll make my decision sometime in the early afternoon... get those last minute entries in while you can!

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Drexle
December 5, 2001 10:37 AM

Well, it's time to pick a winner, and believe me it wasn't easy. I'll give a list of props first...

Dr. Kaufman, I've never seen Ruthless People but that was one fine series. "What are you reading?" "For a good time call..." Heh, lovely!

Spankling, incredible use of the infernal clip.

Big Evil Dan, Dr. Pedantic's date had me laughing for a good ten minutes... "But enough about my life. Let's talk about you. Here's a listing of all the flaws I've discovered about you this evening..."

LadyJ, wow that's both rather amazing and rather sad. And rather funny too, but man... O_O

kitty_kat, I have to admit being amused with "And then after tobor cornholes you, tobor will cornhole you!" line... it sounds so true to form.

kramer_vs_kramer, all of yours were hilarious, *especially* the one with the evil hand... Hey, STOP THAT!

Boorite, "Got that right. Hey, there's the doorbell now. All aboard for great head." Suck off every head, for great justice!

NeoVid, thank you for accurately portraying the dating cycle of the geek. It's always nice to see it well represented. *sigh.*

Well, that's it for the massive props... the winner would be...
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boorite!

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I had a monster of a time picking a winner, and more than once I almost waffled and gave it to kramer_vs_kramer or big_evil_dan... but in the end, I was just a sucker for great head.

Thank you all for your participation

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boorite
December 5, 2001 11:26 AM

Wow, and when I blew a tire while merging onto the Washington Beltway this morning, I thought it was going to be a bad day.

Wirthling, thanks for your head.

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wirthling
December 5, 2001 12:25 PM

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but in the end, I was just a sucker for great head.

Innuendo overload!

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Wirthling, thanks for your head.

But I don't see any innuendo in that. Not at all.

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Drexle
December 5, 2001 1:20 PM

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but in the end, I was just a sucker for great head.

Innuendo overload!



YES!

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Spankling
December 5, 2001 2:01 PM

GREAT match!

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
December 5, 2001 4:45 PM

One day , i will be worthy of an honorable mention.

MY DAY IS COMING!

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