- He buried the hubcap, watered it every day, and a year later...

Australian Ingenuity now allows you to see Ayers Rock from the Center of Melbourne.

"Redneck Physics"

Now all we need is a rubberband big enough to bend this tree back and a knife long enough to cut it once we get in!

"Clem, you're just spinnin' your wheels. You got to powerbrake."

Number 57 from the 101 Ways To Kill A Tree: Run the bastard over.

"Trust me, I saw this in a film once... They were trying to get away from a T Rex too, and driving into a tree worked for them!"