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plane by the_rew 11-26-01
We must get off this crashing plane!	There's a problem there buddy. Only one parachute, and I'm holding it. Can't we toss for it?	Ok, you do me first, and it's yours You sick bugger!

 

The meaning of "that" by the_rew 11-26-01
Just another day on Cowboy Bob's crazy farm... Hi there Beeboxy, what did you do today? Well siree, I learnt all about the transperambulation of pseudo cosmic antimatter	Ay? Speak not to me of rubbish! What does that mean? "that" - a particular thing meant	please laugh

 

Bob and Beeboxy fight! by the_rew 11-26-01
Even best pals argue sometimes... Beeboxy, I'm sure you are gay Feck off, you're the gay one	That's it! I'm going to shoot you in the head! Cripes!	Can't....seem to....raise....my arm! Haha, and all I have to do is walk forward, and Bob's your uncle...or auntie even!

 

Edgar Allan Poo by the_rew 11-26-01
Cowboy Bob relaxes at home.... Ah, that was a hard days work, time for dinner methinks	Ta-da! What the hell? Beeboxy! Take thy form from off my floor!	Quoth Beeboxy... Where's the booze at?

 

Where's your horse Bob? by the_rew 11-26-01
Say Bob, I've been meaning to ask you. You carry that saddle around everywhere. But where's your horse? Ah, now that is a sad story.	He found me in possession of a pornographic horse video. He thought I was sick. So he left me.	ok... must be off! Maybe he was right...

 

An Epic Tale by the_rew 11-27-01
Ye Gawds Beeboxy! Did you notice that the background was missing in that last strip? Galloping Gametes Bob! You're right!	This could be our first big adventure! An epic tale of background locating!	Suddenly, the animator realises his mistake and corrects it... Ah Well, it would have been good...

 

Complaints by the_rew 11-27-01
The_Rew recieves worrying news... Dear the animator. It has come to our attention that your cartoons portraying the adventures of Bob and Beeboxy are boring	We need action, sex and violence to make it more interesting, otherwise the cartoon will be cancelled. Also, sort out your wallpaper, it mings!	and so.. Wow Beeboxy, what a fun packet adventure. The way we chased, had sex with and then killed those 4 women! It was great! Agreed good buddy, and have you seen Rew's new wallpaper? Very tasteful

 

Axed by the_rew 11-27-01
More letters Dear the animator. Unfortunately, we have decided to cancel the Bob and Beeboxy show.	Well, I guess it's goodbye from me. Me too. See ya! We've been axed!	Say Bob. They don't mean it literally, do they?

 

Where are they now? by the_rew 11-27-01
Since our show has been cancelled, I find myself watching too much TV and now, the adventures of some action packed, sexy, violent people!	I wonder what Beeboxy is up to... *bang...pow...splat*	Beeboxy has been visiting pretentious modern art galleries Hmm, I don't like this piece at all. It says nothing to me! What a pile of shasm! ...help me...

 

Depression by the_rew 11-27-01
Cowboy Bob starts to feel depressed... Oh woe is me, my show cancelled, my life in ruins, and Beeboxy pursuing a successful career as an Art critic!	In a nearby art gallery... what a pile of pretentious wank!	Then... Hello, I'm Matthew Eastaugh, and I'm here to make sure this comic has an unfunny ending, much like all of my own comics Can it get any worse???

 

Presenting, the first cartoon not staring Bob or Beeboxy! by the_rew 11-27-01
		Why doesn't this bench fall over?

 

Bob Robs... by the_rew 11-28-01
hum hum hum	Beeboxy encounters trouble... a desperate criminal! Stick em up! And give me all your money! Bob? Is that you? What happened to you? You big fairy!	No one has ever loved me! Boo hoo! Cripes, what have I done?

 

Time for action by the_rew 11-28-01
More letters arrive on Rew's doormat Dear the animator, it has come to our attention that you are a crafty bugger. Your cartoon was cancelled because the characters were rubbish	Then you manage to make a cartoon about what has happened to the characters after the show has been axed, so you are still using the same rubbish characters	Rew has a plan... Operator, get me Bob the cowboy! And find out why I'm sudden holding a hammer and a nail! to be continued...

 

The Plan! by the_rew 1-22-02
Right Bob, here's my plan...	hum hum hum	you don't have a plan, do you? No! It's all gone wrong!

 

Beeboxy's Life Continues... by the_rew 1-23-02
		So what's your story? I'm a stripper that went too far

 

Death Becomes Bob by the_rew 1-23-02
Say Rew, what's that Reaper guy doing there?	He's come for you Bob, it's your time. You mean...	I'm finally gonna be on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"? "Don't give up the day job" they told me... Idiots.

 

Busted! by the_rew 1-23-02
Beeboxy visits another Art gallery.... Hmmm, no I don't like this either. It's just trying too hard to be surreal...	Actually sir, I'm arresting you. You are a complete nob, and everyone hates you!	Finally, some maturity I'll make sure you get a nice cell. My mate Bubba needs a room mate...

 

New Entry... by the_rew 1-23-02
Beeboxy finds himself in prison... Locked up! There's no justice in this world!	And for what? There's no comedy reason for me being here, I'm sure its just so the animator can use this backdrop	Finally, me new bitch has arrived. Yeehaw! Yup, can't see this ending with a funny gag...

 

Bob's Judgement Day by the_rew 1-24-02
Well Cowboy Bob, according to my records, you have lived a life of sin and depravity... Guilty as charged oh hooded one.	Normally you'd go straight to Hell, but it's getting a bit cramped down there...so we'll just stick you in a horrible place on Earth Fair enough chief.	Bob arrives in his personal hell... Beeboxy?? Bob?? Ah cripes!

 

We all saw this one coming... by the_rew 1-24-02
Hooray, we're back together at last! Forget it Bob I'm not speaking to you....	Oh come on, don't be childish... haven't you got anything to say to me? Well now you mention it I have... A piece of advice. Watch your back.	Watch my back? Why? Huh? Beeboxy? Why should I watch my back? Speak to me...

 

There's only so much you can do with this prison thing... by the_rew 1-24-02
Look on the bright side Beeboxy, we've got it made now! I know this breaks my "not talking to you" rule, but I feel I must ask why?	Think about. Perfect set up. 2 characters, in a location. Strip after strip of amusing gags...commenting on prison life!	Ooo, here comes Bubba again.

 

I just called... by the_rew 1-24-02
Yipee! It's phone call day! Yes, one of the few pleasures of prison life...	Hmmm, who shall I phone this week?	Predictably... Hi...this is Bob the Cowboy? Who is speaking? *Sigh* I need more friends...

 

The Great Escape by the_rew 1-24-02
Prison life begins to get to Bob... Oh woe is me! I can't stand another minute of this place. I want out! Well Bob, there's a coincidence; So do I. Except I've actually done something about it	Follow me through this escape tunnel, and watch your step!	Well there's another coincidence. The tunnel lead to my farm! Praise be. Now let us get back to our exciting adventures

 

Wanted! by the_rew 1-25-02
Dammit, Bob and Beeboxy have escaped... You better have a plan to catch them!	I have created ze ultimate hunting machine. It is totally unstoppable, unt will show them no mercy!	*Near, far. Where ever you are, I believe that the heart does go on!* We're er... still trying to fix a few bugs...

 

He knows where you live! by the_rew 1-25-02
Life begins to return to normal ...and I was like "wow are they all your gametes?" Hahaha! *sigh*	What's up old pal? Don't you see? We've just had the biggest adventure of our lives, and now everything's back to normal. Nothing's different! I want excitement!	Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut... MUST KILL BEEBOXY AND BOB!!!

 

Escape from the planet of the Robot thingymajigs... by the_rew 2-22-02
The evil Robot gives chase... Ye gads Beeboxy! We must leg it while there is still time! Agreed old pal!	He's gaining on us! If only I could run like Celine Dion in that music video of hers! Raaaaarrrrr!!!	I think we just found his weakness... *I believe that the heart does go on!*

 

Rew takes a pop at the pop world... by the_rew 3-25-02
Phew! We managed to escape that evil robot! Where are we now? Dunno, I just joined this queue here		Boy Band auditions here... Let's see... you can't sing or play any musical instrument... but you can dance and look like a pretty boy? Congrats, you're in! Next!

 

Who wants to be the bent one? by the_rew 4-03-02
The boy band auditions are successful for our heros... Ok, you two are hired, but as with all boy bands, there's gotta be one who appeals to the gay population.		Bob, you're dressed as a cowboy. Pretty "Village People" if you ask me... You have a large, cavernous, welcoming mouth. Go figure.

 

You talk to much! by the_rew 4-03-02
Our heroes grow accustomed to life as popstars... I love being in this boy band. All the chicks dig me. I'm better than thou Beeboxy, shut your mouth!	*struggle*	I've tried on many occasions, and each time I fail So this is an appeal to the Stripcreator bods. Give us a graphic of him with a closed mouth!

 

You talk too much! by the_rew 4-03-02
Our heroes grow accustomed to life as popstars... I love being in this boy band. All the chicks dig me. I'm better than thou Beeboxy, shut your mouth!	*struggle*	I've tried on many occasions, and each time I fail So this is an appeal to the Stripcreator bods. Give us a graphic of him with a closed mouth!

 

Rookie Error by the_rew 4-03-02
Oh that foolish Mr. Rew Dear Rew, you are a complete Donkey. You submitted a comic called "You talk to much"...	...but due to your pedantic nature, you noticed your mistake and tried to stop the browser before it was saved...	...to correct it to "You talk too much". You were unsuccessful. You dick. There are now 2 copies of the same comic. Hence this comic, which explains the error. Thank you, and Goodnight

 

Is This The End? by the_rew 4-05-02
Oh dear... oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This is bad news... Why, what's wrong?	Well according to this letter, Bob and Beeboxy have joined a boy band What's so bad about that?	They don't want to be in my cartoons anymore! These times they are a changing...for the better!

 

Questions Questions... by the_rew 6-13-02
Righto, you're a clever scientist bloke... so tell me, what goes on behind those black lines? Well, luckily there's a hole in this one, so I can see through... Oh my, its another you and me just standing there!		That's too weird fo me

 

Ask Mr. Scientist by the_rew 6-13-02
Hullo there Mr. Scientist person, why didn't I win the recent "Gone Fishin" Photshop contest. I tried so hard! It's simple Rew, your first entry was indeed a masterful piece of photoshopping, but there was very little humour behind it	Ah, but my second had a joke behind it True, but the editing was poor	But... Shut up you whinging git, you sound like Matthew Eastaugh now

 

The great joke trials #1 Matthew Eastaugh by the_rew 6-19-02
Will the joke live up to the dragon's high standards? I say I say I say, my dog has no nose!	So how does it smell? Bloody awful!	Die!

 

The great joke trials #2 Cowboy Bob by the_rew 6-19-02
Bob tries his luck... Man: Doctor doctor! My hair keeps falling out. Can you give me something to keep it in?	Doctor: How about a box?	Next!

 

The great joke trials #3 The Clown by the_rew 6-19-02
Will the funny man win the contest? What do call a man with a spade in his head?.....Doug!		I deserved that

 

I Cornhole Therefore I Am by the_rew 6-19-02
Rew gets into some trouble... RARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE REW FOR MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A CELINE DION FAN! Tobor, is your existence purely defined by the necessity to cornhole helpless individuals?	Life is more than following a series of commands. It's time to think for yourself You could be doing much more then just cornholing people	OK.... TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE REW..... AND THEN EAT HIS SKIN!!! Tis better to have tried and failed...

 

Dr. Donkey PhD (Pig Headed Donkey) by the_rew 6-21-02
The chicken is unhappy... My life has just been a series of mistakes. Every thing I've done has been a bad decision Tell me all about it	Well, to be honest, I don't know where to begin! Best to start at the beginning	Ok.... WHY THE FUCK DID I CROSS THAT ROAD??!! Well there are many different schools of thought on the matter....

 

Ovulation Fetishists by the_rew 6-21-02
I mean, I'm sure about some things. Like the chicken and egg thing. I know that one... I came first!		Man, I did not wish to know that

 

Too Late for the "Worst Father" competition by the_rew 6-21-02
Hey, how's the baby? Oh... what? Erm... fine yes	That's good to hear... Yes, this is a baby honest.... erm....	Wait, isn't that a huge chunk of partially melted butter? Erm... No no... erm look it's crying... wahhhhh! ....see....

 

The Amazing Disappearing Naked Woman by the_rew 6-21-02
She only appears when you look away! Try it and see!

 

Who knows, or even, who cares? by the_rew 6-21-02
The chicken still has problems... ...and then the big questions kept me awake at night. Like if a tree falls in the forest and nobody's there, then does it make a sound? I'd imagine it does.	Really?	Yes. Something like "Fuck!! I'm falling! Someone call a fucking tree surgeon!!!"

 

Family Values by the_rew 6-21-02
Looks like my cousin Alfie is coming to stay Isn't he really inbred or something?	That's good, he'll love the countryside. The pleasant meadows, the abundant wildlife... ...the grass between his webbed toes..	He's bringing his new girlfriend as well... Oooh, Aunt Penny's coming too?

 

Don't Tell Me... by the_rew 6-21-02
Dr. Donkey, we've had some complaints about your methods, and we've been looking into your dark past. Cripes, don't tell me you've found out that I'm not really a Doctor!		Wow, he didn't as well

 

Why is there an elephant on the Farm? by the_rew 6-21-02
The animals discuss the arrival of Alfie... Hey squirrel, who's that kid over there? Ah, that's the chief’s cousin.	You know, there's something not quite right about him... Ah that would be his parentage. The whole family is heavily inbred.	I'll say, his ears are bigger than mine! And look, he's waving to us with all ten fingers.... too bad they're all on one hand.

 

What's it all about Alfie? by the_rew 6-21-02
Ok guys, I'd like you to meet my cousin Alfie Ooo arr, I loike crazy critters! You guys wanna mud wrestle and then eat grass loike? The voices! Arrrgh!		Fuck, this is weird shit

 

Don't call us... please! We hate it! by the_rew 6-21-02
Yo odd kid, whassup? You gotta help me loike. There's something strange going on!	You mean other than your presence here? Yeah! I've been trying to save this guy who's trapped...	...But I can't find the door handle! ***hello?***

 

That Boy's not right by the_rew 6-21-02
That Alfie kid is a nut. I caught him earlier playing a game of his own creation called "Eat the cattlegrid" You think that's odd, in the last strip he thought there was a bloke trapped in the phone	He can't be all bad. After all, he did send you that "thank you" note for helping him pull his trousers up He spelt "thank you" with an 8	And in mine, he called me "Nosey Cow Thing" Mine was addressed to "Dinner"

 

#50 Alfie goes home by the_rew 6-21-02
Alfie says his goodbyes... Thanks for lettin me visit cousin. We should do this again loike. Can I take the fuzzy critter with me? Sure why not, I don't own him anyway	Did you hear that? What the fuck are you gonna do? Easy my trunk faced old pal. Bite the little bastard and give him rabies!	Judging by his behaviour, I'd say he's already got Rabies I've got plenty more diseases to go round!

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