Throat Slashin'

Sorry...had to!

great, I'm gonna have fucking nightmares for weeks now!

Pic 1: "I love ya, man!"

Pic 2: "Don't worry sire, We'll have that chicken bone out of your throat in a jiffy!"

Pic one:
- "RAAARRR!!! HOMOROTICLES WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!"
- "Put your back out riding that pesky pegasus again? I'll fix it for you."
- A picture of the Greco-Roman wrestling at the 2000 Olympics, and all its fans...

Pic two:
- "Look, Wendy - my new KitchenKut knives will cut through anything! Plus, they come with a free knife block!"

Pic one:
"I warned you-- no more Adrian Zmed jokes!"

Pic two:
"We warned you-- no more Adrian Zmed jokes!"