how long will i be a newbie for?

how do i climb the ladder?

are my comics monitored?

does amount of comics and standard of material count toward me climbing this ladder?

is there a ladder?

who decides when i am not a newbie anymore?

do i even wanna climb up the ladder?

i saw this site advertised in a magazine. as an artist and lover of cool humour i looked at the site and loved the idea. i have really enjoyed making little stories and stuff. and i like looking at everyone elses work aswell.

i hope i can stay a while and play...

anyhoo...

i gotta dash, my macaroons will be burnt...

there are no answers
only reasons to be strong

In what magazine did you see this site mentioned?

Your only a newbie if you believe you are one. That title doesn't really mean much. If you really want to change you Title status you can donate money to help Brad the site creator keep this sight up and then beg him to give him a cooler moniker. Or just keep using the site and it may mysteriously change on its own.

Let's try that again. I nead help to wright gooder. I hope this corrects the mistakes I made..

In what magazine did you see this site mentioned?

You're only a newbie if you believe you are one. That title doesn't really mean much. If you really want to change you title status you can donate money to help Brad (the site creator) keep this sight up and then beg him to give YOU a cooler moniker. Or just keep using the site and it may mysteriously change on its own.

And while the quality of your strips will not help you "climb the ladder", it is strongly encouraged that the comics you ask others to read are funny and make some kind of sense.

Too late! I'm onto you Jabizo. I must accept your first answer. You are the Weakest link!

I don't think I deserve to be the Weakest Link. All the other players just hate me because I am beautiful and smart.

this site was in the free magazine on virgin trains.

it says:

"if you've an idea for a strip but can't draw for toffee, this is the site for you. create your own narrative using the host of characters provided, come up with a hilarious punchline and then email it to everyone you know."

so what am i doing here? i CAN draw for toffee, i can't think of a narrative, i can't think of a hilarious punchline, i aint got any friends to email!

the same magazine also advertises explodingdog.com!!!!

i can't give brad money as i am thousands of pounds in debt, but hey maybe he will take pity on me and give me an upgrade one day...

Virgin trains? Tell me where they are so I can correct this error!

According to Richard Branson, "we're going to change the name of Virgin Trains because they're fucked".

Fuck.