these lines come from a song by Vinnie and the Stardusters about their favorite bar and the drunks who inhabit it.
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Worthington's Law comes from a sketch on "Mr. Show", telling you that your worth is directly related to your income.
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BIS are a disco-pop band who sound like eating candy tastes. The song coming out of the TV is called "Sweet Shop Avengerz" and the quoted text is the chorus.
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"Sadness is for poor people" is one of those quick lines you miss if you're paying attention when "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" characters talk.
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the climax of the movie "Soylent Green," substituting Olive Garden for the ubiquitous substance in the film.
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the pooping blood reference is one of Verbal Kint's lines in "The Usual Suspects", after Keaton punches him hard in the gut.
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Flying Spagetti Monster = teh funnay. Copy and paste the link in the narration into your browser and get ready to laugh.
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The origin of the Book of Job, wherein God and Satan both mercilessly fuck with some poor sap to test his faith.
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In an early Space Ghost : Coast to Coast episode, enigmatic singer/songwriter Beck appeared on the show. Space Ghost asked if he was hungry, to which Beck said, "Yeah." Space Ghost then delivers the following line.
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in the show "Upright Citizens Brigade", a "colorblind" girl can't tell the difference between urinal cakes and real cakes.
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The last speech of Tom Joad in "The Grapes of Wrath". It's a hopeful piece spoken to his family before leaving them, to avoid going to jail for murder, modified to fit my actual life.
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