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itsclarkDecember 21, 2001 5:44 PM
That radiator been leakin' like a sonumbitch.
fuzzymanDecember 21, 2001 8:01 PM
AQUA TRABANT WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!!! RRAARR!!!
kaufmanDecember 21, 2001 8:23 PM
"Okay, so maybe inviting Senator Kennedy and his date wasn't the best idea."
BogartDecember 21, 2001 9:41 PM
Not a caption: Anyone else here a fan of the World's Toughest Milkman? A scene something like this appears in my favorite issue.
Caption: Now, if you want the hot wax with the wash it's gonna cost extra.
Mr_JassDecember 21, 2001 10:11 PM
"That's nothing, godd ol' Bob has a plane in his pool."
TheElPasoDecember 23, 2001 7:06 PM
What a jump off the driving board!
lemur68December 23, 2001 8:09 PM
The Baptismo, from Toyota.
booriteJanuary 2, 2002 8:29 AM
Carpool.
Yes, obviously.
dcomposedJanuary 2, 2002 8:33 PM
"I was just having sex with my girlfriend and....... Damn, I didnt think ejaculating that much was legal"
booriteJanuary 3, 2002 8:20 AM
Never lend your car to Keith Moon on his birthday.
TheElPasoJanuary 5, 2002 11:23 PM
I gotsta keep it in a cool place, otherwise them Firestones will 'splode.
JrnymnNateJanuary 6, 2002 12:17 PM
Problem is, Bob and Doug McKenzie are still in there.
BigEvilDanJanuary 6, 2002 2:09 PM
"Well, at least this explains the fish in the driveway."
DexXJanuary 7, 2002 8:20 AM
- "Ya see, we needed to fill the radiator, but I couldn't find a hose..."
- The adventures of a young Q.
- "Uh... maybe we should turn on the windscreen wipers..."
- Spy satellite photo of the entirety of Puerto Rico's submarine fleet.
bunnerabbJanuary 13, 2002 1:58 AM
As his career waned, Who drummer, Keith Moon - seen here in handcuffs- was reduced to driving other people's cars into swimming pools for publicity.
deucepmJanuary 13, 2002 6:18 AM
...and Aquaman was never invited to another pool party at Wayne Manor ever again.
KajunFireflyJanuary 14, 2002 11:12 AM
- Vincent, 65, was fined $300 for parking his car in a disabled swimming pool without displaying his permit.
xpacApril 25, 2002 3:19 PM
3 dollars a gallon? I bet water works just as well!
the_rewApril 29, 2002 6:38 AM
"Who's gonna piss on the car next?"