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itsclark
December 21, 2001 5:44 PM


That radiator been leakin' like a sonumbitch.

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fuzzyman
December 21, 2001 8:01 PM

AQUA TRABANT WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!!! RRAARR!!!

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kaufman
December 21, 2001 8:23 PM

"Okay, so maybe inviting Senator Kennedy and his date wasn't the best idea."

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Bogart
December 21, 2001 9:41 PM

Not a caption: Anyone else here a fan of the World's Toughest Milkman? A scene something like this appears in my favorite issue.

Caption: Now, if you want the hot wax with the wash it's gonna cost extra.

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Mr_Jass
December 21, 2001 10:11 PM

"That's nothing, godd ol' Bob has a plane in his pool."

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TheElPaso
December 23, 2001 7:06 PM

What a jump off the driving board!

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lemur68
December 23, 2001 8:09 PM

The Baptismo, from Toyota.

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boorite
January 2, 2002 8:29 AM

Carpool.

Yes, obviously.

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dcomposed
January 2, 2002 8:33 PM

"I was just having sex with my girlfriend and....... Damn, I didnt think ejaculating that much was legal"

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boorite
January 3, 2002 8:20 AM

Never lend your car to Keith Moon on his birthday.

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TheElPaso
January 5, 2002 11:23 PM

I gotsta keep it in a cool place, otherwise them Firestones will 'splode.

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JrnymnNate
January 6, 2002 12:17 PM

Problem is, Bob and Doug McKenzie are still in there.

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BigEvilDan
January 6, 2002 2:09 PM

"Well, at least this explains the fish in the driveway."

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DexX
January 7, 2002 8:20 AM

- "Ya see, we needed to fill the radiator, but I couldn't find a hose..."

- The adventures of a young Q.

- "Uh... maybe we should turn on the windscreen wipers..."

- Spy satellite photo of the entirety of Puerto Rico's submarine fleet.

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bunnerabb
January 13, 2002 1:58 AM

As his career waned, Who drummer, Keith Moon - seen here in handcuffs- was reduced to driving other people's cars into swimming pools for publicity.

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deucepm
January 13, 2002 6:18 AM

...and Aquaman was never invited to another pool party at Wayne Manor ever again.

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KajunFirefly
January 14, 2002 11:12 AM

- Vincent, 65, was fined $300 for parking his car in a disabled swimming pool without displaying his permit.

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xpac
April 25, 2002 3:19 PM

3 dollars a gallon? I bet water works just as well!

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the_rew
April 29, 2002 6:38 AM

"Who's gonna piss on the car next?"

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