This is either going to be a hit or a miss, I'm guessing a miss, but here we go anyway...

Since we have a list of everyone's ages in the "Who is 'the daddy'?" thread, I thought we could have a list of everyone's real names. Not full names, to avoid internet paranoya, just first names, if you are willing to submit them.

Most of them we already know, but this could be a reference thread if you were ever wanting to find out that DragonXero and DexX are both called James.

so

here are the names that I know so far:

DexX - James
DragonXero - James
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
JrnymnNate - Nathan
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Skagg - Ryan

so, post away

wirthling - Gabe Billings

I thought Gabe Billings was a character from www.penny-arcade.com ...

My real name is Ebenezer Good.

andydougan - Andy (*cough*)
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave

And yourself?

does mr dougan mind your using and abusin?

does he know?

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And yourself?

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You will never learn my true identity! AAHAAAHAAHAAA, HAAAHAAHAAHAAA!!

Really. I'm not telling.

Joe.

And I can tell you Lara's real surname is not Seven.

My name is Clark. It's English for "the clark".

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave
Fuzzyman - Chris

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave
Fuzzyman - Chris
KKP/Kurashima - Steve

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave
Fuzzyman - Chris
KKP/Kurashima - Steve
Bogart - Humph... I mean, Sam (and no I will not play it again)

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave
Fuzzyman - Chris
KKP/Kurashima - Steve
Bogart - Humph... I mean, Sam (and no I will not play it again)
joshw-Um...josh.

andydougan - Andy
DexX - James
DragonXero - James
CampbellSTP - Stuart
Gabe_Billings - Gabe
itsclark - Clark
JrnymnNate - Nathan
Kitty_Kat - Eric
LadyJdotnet - Jessica
Lara7 - Lara (I assume)
lemur68 - Joe
Skagg - Ryan
Wirthling - Dave
Fuzzyman - Chris
KKP/Kurashima - Steve
Bogart - Humph... I mean, Sam (and no I will not play it again)
joshw-Um...josh.
bunnerabb - Arthur

I know Boorite and Drexle, but I'm not gonna out them because I'd rather be a smug bastard about it.

Oh, and my real name is "Spartacus".

This is going to shock my real name is............Barry

Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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I know Boorite and Drexle, but I'm not gonna out them because I'd rather be a smug bastard about it.

Oh, and my real name is "Spartacus".

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Didn't arrandildocompany once reveal that "Andy"'s real name was Colin?

Chris aswell

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Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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My real name isn't Gabe. That's just a clever ruse I use to shift attention away from the real me.

I'm actually Agnes Postwaithe, an 87-year old retired schoolteacher. I live in Lubbock, Texas with my dog Mr. Tibbs and my cat Applesauce. I have a small but successful business that sells hand-made woolen mittens which I sell on E-bay.

Though I'm not the person that most of you thought you knew, one important detail of my life is not a lie.

I have known wirthling in the biblical sense.

See? See?! what did I tell you?

jk-i get it.

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Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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Ken Kaufman.

Hmmm.

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Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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But then again, parents are also the people who told you about Santa Claus...

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Didn't arrandildocompany once reveal that "Andy"'s real name was Colin?

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Ken.

Or so my parents told me.

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But then again, parents are also the people who told you about Santa Claus...

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And given my non-Christian upbringing, what they basically told me about him is that he didn't exist.

Go figure.

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That's a little harsh just for denying Santa.

Christine..aka Christy aka a lot of other stupid nicknames

andydougan --------- "Andy"
Bazilla -------------- Eric
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Stuart
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
TheElPaso ---------- Eric
Wirthling ----------- Dave

Most popular name - Eric

feel free to post a list with the real names in alphabetical order, personally, I can't be arsed.

andydougan --------- "Andy"
Bazilla -------------- Eric
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Stuart
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash
TheElPaso ---------- Eric
Wirthling ----------- Dave

And what makes you think my real name isn't Israphael?

Kajun, you know what they say about assuming, right? Cause my real name is by no means Eric. And I am offended as hell that you would put me with Bazilla, Kitty_Kat, and comicboy34. Now, I know I'm not the funniest stripper here, but nothing I do (not my comics, my posts, nothing) here at SC belongs with the shit they fill this site with. Where the hell do you get my name being Eric? Or are you just being the kind of ass most people here consider Jmmrynnate to be? Because if it's the latter, then as far as I'm concerned you can go drown Osama bin Laden in semen and I won't give a damn.

And as long as I'm in the thread, my name's Zak. I spell it that way to throw off communists, terrorists, Bhuddists, and any other ists I'm forgetting.

I'm quite sure I said my name was Barry, though I did laugh when I saw Eric by my name and even more so when I saw it by KittyKat

andydougan --------- "Andy"
Bazilla -------------- Eric
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Stuart
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash
TheElPaso ---------- Eric
Wirthling ----------- Dave

It's BARRY! B-A-R-R-Y! Barry

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It's BARRY! B-A-R-R-Y! Barry

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andydougan --------- "Andy"
Bazilla -------------- Eric
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Erica
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash
TheElPaso ---------- Eric
Wirthling ----------- Dave

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Seems some of our comrades have failed to see the humour in my posts, ah well, as long as I amused myself, I don't give a fuck.

oh, and Eric? stop being so paranoid, relax, take a load off, we're all buddies here.

kick them dogs up, theyre barking!

andydougan --------- "Andy"
attitudechicka------ Gia
Bazilla -------------- BARRY B-A-R-R-Y
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Erica
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash
TheElPaso ---------- Zak who likes to confuse ists
Wirthling ----------- Dave

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"Andy"

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Oh that was a joke? If you thought that was funny, wait till ya see comicboy34's comics. But if you want unfunny jokes, here you are:

andydougan --------- "Andy"
attitudechicka------ Gia
Bazilla -------------- BARRY B-A-R-R-Y
Bogart -------------- Sam
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur
DexX --------------- James
DragonXero --------- James
CampbellSTP -------- Erica
Comicboy34 --------- Eric
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris
gabe_billings -------- Gabe
itsclark ------------- Clark
Jael ---------------- Christine
joshw -------------- Josh
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan
Kajun Firefly --------- Dick
Kaufman ------------ Ken
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica
Lara7 --------------- Lara
lemur68 ------------ Joe
Skagg -------------- Ryan
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash
TheElPaso ---------- Zak who really likes to confuse ists
Wirthling ----------- Dave

Oh well, I thought it was funny.....

andydougan --------- "Bob The Giant Tortoise"
attitudechicka------ Gia (But dont call her "Babe"
Bazilla -------------- BARRY B-A-R-R-Y (feared Dyslexic)
Bogart -------------- Sam (i am)
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur (Knight of the Round Beige table)
DexX --------------- James (Son of Dame Edna)
DragonXero --------- James (Son of Satan)
CampbellSTP -------- Erica (Son of Santa)
Comicboy34 --------- Eric (Spawn of Satan)
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris (But call me "Christine")
gabe_billings -------- Gabe (But call me "Baldy")
itsclark ------------- Clark (More Blooperman than Superman)
Jael ---------------- Christine (but call me "Chris")
joshw -------------- Josh (call me anytime)
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan (Call me ...please?)
Kajun Firefly --------- Dick (how apt)
Kaufman ------------ Ken (husband of Barbie)
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric (Or Alison?)
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve (Hunka Hunka Hunka Luv Machine)
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica (Rabbit?)
Lara7 --------------- Lara (Croft ...the Original)
lemur68 ------------ Joe (Black/Bloggs/Public)
Skagg -------------- Ryan (Who saves his own Privates)
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash (Nuff Said)
TheElPaso ---------- Zak (What kind of name is Zak anyway)
Wirthling - Dave (The original headless horseman)

Thought I'd comment on your commentary.

andydougan --------- "Bob The Giant Tortoise" Hey, nowadays the term is "Bob The Gravitationally Challenged Tortoise".
attitudechicka------ Gia (But dont call her "Babe") I don't even know her "Babe"'s number.
Bazilla -------------- BARRY B-A-R-R-Y (feared Dyslexic) Sorry, but Bazilla isn't Fuck.
Bogart -------------- Sam (i am) You are not!
bunnerabb ---------- Arthur (Knight of the Round Beige table) Really is more of a burgundy(sp?) I'm afraid.
DexX --------------- James (Son of Dame Edna) Dame straight.
DragonXero --------- James (Son of Satan) "Hey DX, my dad's a plumber, what's yours do?"
CampbellSTP -------- Erica (Son of Santa) Straight out of Santa's sack. Zing!
Comicboy34 --------- Eric (Spawn of Satan) Hey now, I hated "Spawn" as much as the next guy, but comparing it to Comicboy34 is uncalled for.
Eric the Fruit Bat ------ Eric
Eric the Half a Bee ---- Eric
Eric the Viking ------- Eric
Fuzzyman ----------- Chris (But call me "Christine") No.
gabe_billings -------- Gabe (But call me "Baldy") Baldy.
itsclark ------------- Clark (More Blooperman than Superman) Well, now you gone done and revealed two secret identities in one paranthetical statement. Way to go.
Jael ---------------- Christine (but call me "Chris") Yes.
joshw -------------- Josh (call me anytime)
JrnymnNate --------- Nathan (Call me ...please?) Your please isn't pretty enough, and it has no sugar on top.
Kajun Firefly --------- Dick (how apt) My name's Dick. I work undercover. I have a gun. I keep it loaded. I have a whiskey. It keeps me loaded. My mission: Lock up the newbies (or maybe just their computers). Easy enough, since most of those damn newbies don't realize that I'm Geniu$ and Mr Kidney and Thread Nazi and anyone else I have forgotten.
Kaufman ------------ Ken (husband of Barbie) Which makes it a bitch to go to Austrailia, because they throw another shrimp on her.
Kitty_Kat ----------- Eric (Or Alison?) I'd guess Jim myself, but Eric is funnier.
KKP/Kurashima ------ Steve (Hunka Hunka Hunka Luv Machine) just like Tobor.
LadyJdotnet -------- Jessica (Rabbit?) Don't mind if I do.
Lara7 --------------- Lara (Croft ...the Original) No, the original Tomb Raider was actually a dead football player from Oakland.
lemur68 ------------ Joe (Black/Bloggs/Public) and Joe's Momma too
Skagg -------------- Ryan (Who saves his own Privates) which is important cuz a power outage can delete 10 hours of working on privates.
Spankling----------- Siddhartha Jizmobia Cuntsplash (Nuff Said) what did Nuff say?
TheElPaso ---------- Zak (What kind of name is Zak anyway) Zakanyway is an African name, I think.
Wirthling - Dave (The original headless horseman) Oddly enough, "Dave Sucks" has the same ring to it, attributable to Mister Letterman.

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I DO NOT SUCK DICK!"