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ladyjdotnet
January 2, 2002 11:06 AM

Normally, I'm opposed to New Year's resolutions, because they're cliche and hokey, and no one sticks to them. This year, however, the New Year happens to coincide with my recent attempts at self-improvement. Here's my list of goals:


  • Work on managing anger and accepting disappointment
  • Drink more water
  • Take up a hobby completely unrelated to computers and/or the internet
  • Cut down on swearing (at least with conventional swear words)
  • Stop biting my nails

So, what is everyone else working toward?

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crabby
January 2, 2002 11:25 AM

I've decided that this year I would make a few resolutions and here they are in no particular order.


  • Quit smoking
  • Drink less water
  • Build a dam
  • Stop doing anything that could get me into any sort of legal problems
  • Be nicer to the ones I love
  • Write the first great american Techno Love story
  • Write a play

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bunnerabb
January 2, 2002 11:51 AM

I've already quit smoking. I'm fucking Jonesing like a motherfucker here as I write this. I cut out the booze and I'm eating salads and drinking water, for fucks sake. And tea.

And I fucking hate everything.

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KajunFirefly
January 2, 2002 12:01 PM

* Quit smoking weed
* Finish my script
* Start a new script
* Have sex more often
* Learn to control my drunken violent outburts
* Go to Amsterdam and actually visit museums and parks this time

actually, the only one that I'll stick to is "Start a new script", I wont finish the other one, and probably wont finish the new one, what with all the smoking weed and drunken outburts.

Although I really would like to visit the REAL Amsterdam, I've been twice now, and we've always just spent the entire week in the Red Light District getting high.

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boorite
January 2, 2002 12:17 PM

Jeez, I tried to quit the booze, but no way.

Smoking's no longer a problem, or caffeine, but I gots to have my whiskey or I start thinking.

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KajunFirefly
January 2, 2002 12:22 PM

"quit booze"?

I'm sorry, but I don't seem to be able to understand those words.

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bunnerabb
January 2, 2002 12:47 PM

quote:
"quit booze"?

I'm sorry, but I don't seem to be able to understand those words.



Just until I can quit smoking for more than a week because as it is now; when I drink, I smoke. Period. And since I've gone through 3 quarts of whiskey since Christmas, I don't think the time off will hurt.

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ladyjdotnet
January 2, 2002 1:06 PM

quote:
I've already quit smoking. I'm fucking Jonesing like a motherfucker here as I write this.

Around 11 months smoke-free, here. I've been having some really bad cravings, lately. That's one of the big motivators to go to therapy... when my anger and depression affect others, big deal... but when they start making me want to smoke again, I need to fix things.

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andydougan
January 2, 2002 1:14 PM

I'd like to stop biting my nails, but that's a bit unrealistic. So instead I'll try to cut back on paedophilia.

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boorite
January 2, 2002 1:27 PM

quote:
And since I've gone through 3 quarts of whiskey since Christmas
Puss. I thought you were a big drinker.

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JrnymnNate
January 2, 2002 1:57 PM


  • Learn to eat anything, including cars and rocks and stuff.
  • Counquer France.
  • Climb the Sears Tower and base-jump it.

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skagg
January 2, 2002 2:01 PM

quote:

  • Learn to eat anything, including cars and rocks and stuff.
  • Counquer France.
  • Climb the Sears Tower and base-jump it.
  • Quit being a dickface


hey i like that last one of yours!

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kaufman
January 2, 2002 2:03 PM

quote:
  • Learn to eat anything, including cars and rocks and stuff.
  • Counquer France.
  • Climb the Sears Tower and base-jump it.

Good news. France just called. They surrender.

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Bogart
January 2, 2002 2:31 PM

1> Get a fucking j-o-b.

2> Remember every day that this is the first year in five that I will not be whiping shit off of someone elses ass. My youngest gave up diapers last year.

3> Create at least ONE funny comic.

Hopefully my new job will not involve whiping shit. That would suck.

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Happycakeman
January 2, 2002 2:49 PM

*To do at least 40 comics a day [i already have done 20 in the last 4 hours]
*Not to get to excited when eating my happy cake

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TheElPaso
January 2, 2002 2:59 PM


  • Lose every pound of weight.
  • Get a non-fucking j-o-b.
  • Take France from JmrynnNate.
  • See if they're selling a life on eBay.
  • Conquer the entire Internet.
  • Splice monkey genes into senior citizens.
  • Take Afghanistan from Bazilla.
  • Lay Britney Spears on national television.
  • To do at least 40 chicks a day [i already have done 20 in the last 4 hours]

Course, I'm not sure I'll get the job, but the rest should be easy.

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Bogart
January 2, 2002 3:42 PM

My wife decided to share me around 2:30 AM new years day. She had been feeding me champaign from her slipper since the stroke of midnight and had been drinking from the bottle herself. We were at a friend’s house - a single friend of hers from work. Her friend wanted to "feed me" and my wife was feeling generous.

I drank from her shoe and them my wife told me to clean her feet. I could barely locate them. Someone sat on my face after a while - I couldn't tell you who.

The next thing I remember is waking up on the floor of the friend’s bedroom with the girls in the bed. Thank god my wife's parents had the kids overnight and all day new years day.

I RESOLVE:

* To limit the number of champaign bottles that make it into any place my wife and I visit on 12/31/2002.
* To spend the days following next Christmas cleaning all of my wife's best shoes - the first chugs were a bit spicy.

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KajunFirefly
January 2, 2002 3:57 PM

uh....Scots?

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Spankling
January 2, 2002 4:04 PM

Well.... crapfist.

I started out with this name because of the way my father got me started with women (I was a young lad spanking a prostitute in a church as recorded in a couple of comics - a spankling). But you folks took it further and DexX's great image helped Spankling take on a life of his own. So I had fun playing along.

I wanted to get back to being myself, so I created Bogart. But I kept screwing up in small ways. That last post made me see I'm too much of a dumbfuck to keep it up.

So now I don't know what to do. Should I just post the Spankling password and let others use him like a Dr. Pedantic? Or I could just give it out to a few trusted regulars.

Suggestions?

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gabe_billings
January 2, 2002 4:07 PM

I fear change.

Stick with the old. I have too much crap in my head to try and connect a new name with you and it'll just confuse me.

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gabe_billings
January 2, 2002 4:22 PM

quote:
Hopefully my new job will not involve whiping shit. That would suck.

49821

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KajunFirefly
January 2, 2002 5:31 PM

Well, cool, I kind of felt guilty for liking Bogart, I knew there was something fishy about him, little did I know HOW fishy.

You know it's weird, I created Mr_Kidney to eventually turn out to be a bit of a fetishist, a la Spankling, hence his deranged comics, but I fucked up too quickly and my plans were foiled.

I don't think you should offer the Spankling name up, it has too much history and we've grown to know and love it (in a completely platonic way). I couldn't accept you as Bogart, It'd be like my Gran dying, then inhabiting the body of my sister, I'd be looking at my sister, and she'd be telling me to stop smoking and asking me why I have to put so much gel in my hair.

just keep using Spankling, Bogart can fall by the wayside, he can pop up randomly like Kurashima and Geniu$. Granted, you had an act to keep up, but every now and then you'd post something truly great and completely serious, so, we all respect you anyway, but you could probably do with a more serious character, although I fear Boorite will take your place as the punchline to most comics.

OR!

you could ask Brad to switch the nicknames, you could keep all your old comics and Spankling could become just another SC phantom, like Tobor and Dr Pedantic.

(although, I've never been let into the Dr Pedantic password club)

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R3dM3nac3
January 2, 2002 5:44 PM

My resolution:

Quit everything.

I don't think anyone would be TOO disapointed if I broke that one.

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krinkle
January 2, 2002 5:47 PM

resolution one: never lose my cool

resolution two: find some cool, and then go back to resolution one

resolution three: try to wank it less than three times a day... or more than three times a day...

resolution three point five: find the perfect amount to wank it a day and stick to that number (will require extensive field reserch)

resolution four: make a pass at a random person, with pants this time

resolution five: learn to read

resolution six: try to keep things succint, and not drag...

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JrnymnNate
January 2, 2002 5:47 PM

I figured Spankling was some sort of alter-ego. He has a life of his own, it seems.

Well... It wouldn't be the same with some reg using Spankling to cop a joke. But I wouldn't know what to do.

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ladyjdotnet
January 2, 2002 5:49 PM

quote:
we've grown to know and love it (in a completely platonic way)

Speak for yourself. :)

Raowr.

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Spankling
January 2, 2002 7:06 PM

Well Gabe, at least you know why I couldn't see you when you dropped in on Chicago. I'm in Seattle.

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Mr_Jass
January 2, 2002 7:21 PM

With all the alter-egos falling out of place, I almost decided to reveal my name.

But seriously, Spankling, I don't see why you should stick with Bogart. That's like building up a high level Diablo character for half a year, then getting a new character simply because you don't like the old one's beard. Only less so. After all it's not like we'll go "Oh, there's a normal comic, it CAN'T be by Spankling." But I guess it's your choice, despite the fact that I'm god and you motherfuckers aren't.

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Happycakeman
January 2, 2002 7:41 PM

I have read Spanklings comics and they are good, simialir to some of mine even.
49840

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gabe_billings
January 2, 2002 8:50 PM

quote:
Well Gabe, at least you know why I couldn't see you when you dropped in on Chicago. I'm in Seattle.

Now I'm confused. Are you really in Seattle? If you are, what was the reason for saying you were from Chicago? That blew over my head.

I'm apparently lost with the whole people making up fake personas thing. I think I should have been paying more attention to the Mystery Comic Cup which may have spawned some of this, but trying to figure this out is hurting my head.

Are there really only like four of us on Stripcreator now with 30 different personas each?

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Spankling
January 2, 2002 9:02 PM

quote:
Now I'm confused. Are you really in Seattle? If you are, what was the reason for saying you were from Chicago? That blew over my head.

I'm apparently lost with the whole people making up fake personas thing. I think I should have been paying more attention to the Mystery Comic Cup which may have spawned some of this, but trying to figure this out is hurting my head.

Are there really only like four of us on Stripcreator now with 30 different personas each?


When I started out Spankling was me, but soon the perverse part of me got exaggerated to near cartoon levels - then people started talking about where they were from. I didn't feel like Spankling was really me anymore, so I decided to let him be fictitious. So I said Chicago because I was from there not long ago and could fake it well.

But I wound up liking you folk and wanted to be open - to be me again. So Bogart was born - in Seattle where I am these days.

Now I think I should mention that I'm also LadyJ, Nate and Kajun. (Okay. I made that last it up.)

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lemur68
January 2, 2002 9:28 PM

quote:

I'm apparently lost with the whole people making up fake personas thing. I think I should have been paying more attention to the Mystery Comic Cup which may have spawned some of this, but trying to figure this out is hurting my head.



Hell, after taking that sabbatical and seeing all these new users and not knowing which are real people and which are avatars, I'm pretty confused too.

Perhaps a way to quell this is to find a way to display our IP addresses on our posts?

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evil_d
January 3, 2002 7:12 AM

Bogling, if you want to be you, you can just start being you with whatever account you prefer.

I can understand not wanting to play a character called "Spankling". But I wouldn't just give away the account, either. You spent a lot of time building up that repertoire.

For those keeping score, I only have two accounts, this one and a Mystery Contest one. And I've used Dr. P on occasion.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
January 3, 2002 7:40 AM

Posting as Kurashima inevitably happens when i forget to log out after making a comic for the people on the boards at PLanetarion.

Its not intentional to post as that nick. The only reason i did it after christmas was because i didnt have my KKP password.

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boorite
January 3, 2002 7:59 AM

Whenever someone here says they blew their cover, I'm always like, "You did?" I guess I'm not paying attention.

It helps to know that Spankling = Bogart, because I've spent time getting to know and like Spankling, and this saves me having to do the same with Bogart.

And then there's the drunken threesome. No one had a thing to say about that, for some reason. All I can say is it's been a long time, and almost surely will be a longer time yet. Beyond that, there's so much to say about the subject that I'll pass on it, lest I lapse again into sociology mode.

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DexX
January 3, 2002 9:06 AM

Spankling, if it's any consolation, I could tell that the outrageously warped persona you portrayed was at least partly faked. I think it was because, even before Bogart appeared, you were two people - the amusing but unconvincing sexual freak, and the more thoughtful, reserved and insightful person who I thought was probably the real you. What I am saying, I think, is that the real you is part of Spankling. for me. If you want to cut back on the sham and concentrate on being real, I think you should stick with being Spankling. That's the guy we are most familiar with.

One other thing - both Spankling and Bogart are on my favourites list, and have been for ages now. You're a classic under and name.

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crabby
January 3, 2002 10:03 AM

How does it work that I'm on Bogart's favorites list but not Spankling's? Does the Spankling part of your personality not approve of my wholesome family entertainment while Bogart does?

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Spankling
January 3, 2002 3:51 PM

quote:
How does it work that I'm on Bogart's favorites list but not Spankling's? Does the Spankling part of your personality not approve of my wholesome family entertainment while Bogart does?
crabby is on Bogart's list?

Just kidding! Of course he is. And a lot of other people should be - I just don't spend much time keeping those up to date.

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KajunFirefly
January 3, 2002 5:55 PM

so, if you're Bogart, then I guess this is a page pull of pictures of you then Spankling?

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Spankling
January 3, 2002 6:00 PM

quote:
so, if you're Bogart, then I guess this is a page pull of pictures of you then Spankling?
Disappointed?

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KajunFirefly
January 3, 2002 6:20 PM

quote:
Disappointed?
Only because I seem to be the only male SC regular who doesn't have any facial hair whatsoever.

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lemur68
January 3, 2002 10:16 PM

quote:
Only because I seem to be the only male SC regular who doesn't have any facial hair whatsoever.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/lemurkitty

Me.

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crabby
January 3, 2002 10:45 PM

quote:
Only because I seem to be the only male SC regular who doesn't have any facial hair whatsoever.

Hey my face is as smooth as a baby.

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evil_d
January 4, 2002 7:47 AM

quote:
this
You work for Sierra? We're not talking about Sierra, makers of some of the best video games ever, are we?

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boorite
January 4, 2002 8:09 AM

quote:
quote:
so, if you're Bogart, then I guess this is a page pull of pictures of you then Spankling?
Disappointed?
Shit! You're not a freak!

(I knew it all along.)

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JrnymnNate
January 4, 2002 8:38 AM

quote:
quote:
Only because I seem to be the only male SC regular who doesn't have any facial hair whatsoever.

Hey my face is as smooth as a baby.

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kramer_vs_kramer
January 4, 2002 8:41 AM

I don't approve of facial hair. Well, maybe goatees as long as they're kept neat. But Fuzzyman-style is a no-no.

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boorite
January 4, 2002 8:52 AM

quote:
I don't approve of facial hair. Well, maybe goatees as long as they're kept neat. But Fuzzyman-style is a no-no.
That does it. No cock for you.

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crabby
January 4, 2002 10:40 AM

quote:
But Fuzzyman-style is a no-no.

I think fuzzyman is cool looking. When I first saw his pic I laughed for a good five minutes because it was nothing like I was expecting.

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KajunFirefly
January 4, 2002 10:51 AM

He's a fuzzy man!

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