Having no aim in life and nothing better to do, I was looking over some of the forum
discussions as well as some of your comics, and I've discovered a treasure trove of
information about you folks! Nothing here is intended to insult anyone, so hopefully no one will be offended. Most of it is by your own admissions.
Just what I've observed...

andydougan: Ingeniously invented the 700 club with just a single post.
However, with the poor guy being a paraplegic and all, I
believe we should start up a charity fund for him! Never
mind, I just discovered he's a pedophile... Oh, and keep
all your Rubik's cubes hidden while he's visiting!

Big Evil Dan: I love you and miss you like crazy when you're gone. But,
alas, if you're really only 20 yrs. old, I'm old enough to be
your mother. : (

boorite: I've learned to NEVER trust a link from boorite again after
the donkey sodomy thing. Thank you SO very much. I
now have a serious aversion to any type of blue lettering!

bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

dexX: Is apparently incontinent, but I think a good dose of sodium
pentathol will straighten his ass out. However, anyone who
likes TMBG can't be all that bad.

DragonXero: Understands the value of a good tin of Altoids!

Drexle: What the hell is a molotov fruit cocktail?

fuck: I, too, suspect he's an alter-ego pretending to be illiterate. One
thing for sure, he needs to learn the diferense between being
asertuv and being obnockshusly agresuv.

gabe billings: Is a cunnilingus... a cunning lingerist... er, I mean, a cunning
linguist who covers up his attraction to Christy Brinkley with
jealousy and suspicion. He has used all but his 2 cents worth
of his bankroll of $36.53, therefore has resorted to tilting pop
machines over just to get a Sprite.

ItsClark: While feeling no need to offer a profile, ItsClark is a proud member
of the Donner Party Cannibal Club! In the olden days, he drew his
comics in caves with the bones.

JrnymanNate: A pyromaniac of epedemic proportions! And sorry, but no matter
how hard you try, you shall never conquer France, mon ami.

Kajun Firefly: Has never used a bidet, and tortured slugs as a small child.
(Probably still does!) But he added me to his list of favourites,
so that makes him O.K. in my book... and just to set matters
straight, I am most definitely a woman. btw, TJ is not a name.

Kevin Keegans Perm: Another pyromaniac. I adore your strips about Fireman Sam!

ladyjdotnet: Although she claims to be a lady, seems to have a penchant
for browsing subject mattters such as Guiche Piercings (from
whence those venereal diseases come - beware!) I very much
admire the fact that she was able to quit smoking 11 months ago!

ObiJo: A staunch pro-lifer, which I deeply respect. Had to have surgery,
though, to remove a third nipple, thereby swiftly eliminating any
further chance of ever becoming unique, in his own words.

Spankling: Has become an atheist, despises G.I. Joe (what'd he ever do to you?)
and tortures tiny, helpless little ants. He was that kid with the big
magnifying glass in the movie "A bug's life", way too young to be
drinking beer. It's a good possibility that he has Dissociative Identity
Disorder (formerly know as Multiple Personality Disorder).

wirthling: Has some pretty strange fetishes. Only has 10 more years to go to
be proved more righteous than the rest of us when the comet B217
appears. Still... he'll need a serious sabbatical, long before that!
And maybe a body.

Molotov Fruit Cocktail... It's the most flaming drink ever served at a gay bar.

Okay, actually it was one of the many verbal oddities borne from a conversation with friends. Anything else you want to know/guesses you want to make? This is most entertainifying.

My paraplegia miraculously healed when attitudechicka was voted out of that Comic Cup. Make no mistake, though, I'm still a paedophile.

Oh, I'm plenty old enough to drink beer.

*turns left* NO YOU'RE NOT!

*turns right* SHUT UP!

there IS something else I'd like to know...

is there, like, a special little box or
something I'm missing where y'all put your
words of wisdom like "This is your life,
and it is ending one crappy comic at a time"
and "Yer Maw" ?

The page: http://www.stripcreator.com/profile.php?
The field: signature

Yers,

Handy Andy

Yes.

Yes.Oh, you probably want to know what it is! Silly me... Look for the field called "Signature" when you edit your user info.

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bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

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Spankling, I'll bet you page yourself
over the intercom without disguising
your voice, don't you ?

bunner, I knew you were online and hiding from me!

Oh, well, you can't make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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Spankling, I'll bet you page yourself
over the intercom without disguising
your voice, don't you ?

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bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

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Ssshhh

Ixnay on the illionmay.

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I am as poor as a church mouse. I assure you.

... and crabby, fpd, kramer_vs_kramer, and I vanished in a puff of logic.

Good night.

i feel left out

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DragonXero: Understands the value of a good tin of Altoids!

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i feel left out

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JrnymanNate: A pyromaniac of epedemic proportions! And sorry, but no matter how hard you try, you shall never conquer France, mon ami.

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Since someone (I suspect DX) has decided to rob us of MrSelectiveQuote, I'll just have to do this myself.

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JrnymanNate: A... maniac of epedemic proportions!

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No I'm not.
::beats... off::

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Some fine gentleman changed my password to "iamgay."

You may have me back now.

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gentleman... "iamgay."

You may have me... now.

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Some fine gentleman changed my password to "iamgay."

You may have me back now.

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Kajun Firefly: Has never used a bidet, and tortured slugs as a small child. (Probably still does!) But he added me to his list of favourites, so that makes him O.K. in my book... and just to set matters straight, I am most definitely a woman. btw, TJ is not a name.

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Since someone (I suspect DX) has decided to rob us of MrSelectiveQuote, I'll just have to do this myself.

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Since someone (I suspect DX) has decided to rob us of MrSelectiveQuote, I'll just have to do this myself.

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What makes you suspect DragonXero? he's been quite elusive recently, I don't see why he would just appear and change the password, especially to "iamgay", that's reeks of newbieness!

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Who DIDN'T torture slugs as a child?

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I'm sorry, didn't mean to exclude anyone.
Most of this was from the posts I've been reading,
and some of you don't post very often... besides,
I didn't really think my opinion mattered so
much. And, DAMMIT, you made me go back and read
this crap all over again so I could get to know YOU!

If I've missed anyone from here, sorry, I'm
going to assume you're an alter-ego anyway,
because I've become obsessed and need to get
back to my real life SOON...

attitudechicka: Poor thing, seems her parents have been living in the 16th century
until recently. Happily, she can now contact the outside world.
Look out, world ! Just a note: she seems to be the cause of
andydougan having a desire to use cocaine.

Bazilla: Lives in Wales, possibly the little town of Mianus, a place I never
want to visit. (No offense, dude)

crabby: Tron is a VERY cool movie, you're not such a colossal geek !
And, sure, I believe you when you say that you don't have crabs...

evil_d Sets fire to the homes of people sending unwanted e-mail.
Another pyromaniac!

fpd: How did you form the idea that Lust and Gluttony are two separate
things ? What about people who eat food while having sex ? Or eat
food OFF of the person they're having sex with ? Or eat the PERSON
they're having sex with ? Eh ?

Jael: Yet another pyromaniac... great stripper. Comic strips, that is.

kaufman: Favorite drink: Clone Star. Another atheist. I have a question for
you... If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to BUY Ken and
all her other friends ?

kramer vs kramer: How can you be only 86% female ? And what does that make the
other 14% ?

krinkle: Never be ashamed to be French, mon ami.

NeoVid: Imagines he's Batman. Hasn't got a hateful bone in his body. Also,
a very religious person. Check out his comics if you don't believe me.

skagg: Says he has poor hosting skills, pinches bakery (my guess is the teddies
were your fav) Man, you remind me an awful lot of an old boyfriend...
Wait, you're a friend of ItsClark, aren't you ? Another proud member of
the Donner Party Cannibal Club. Roasting your friends on a spit? Eewww...

Tom_O_Bedlam Suspiciously seems to know an awful lot about how the Amish live...
but they don't have electricity, so that poses a dilemna... maybe has a
laptop that he secretly charges at the library while his Ma & Pa are selling
pies from their buggy ?

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Bazilla: Lives in Wales, possibly the little town of Mianus, a place I never
want to visit. (No offense, dude)

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kramer vs kramer: How can you be only 86% female ? And what does that make the other 14% ?

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Youve been on my favourites list for some time now , since Bunner introduced me to your comics , most of which take jokes i heard 10 years ago , put them into comic form , and still manage to make them funny.

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your comics , most of which take jokes i heard 10 years ago , put them into comic form , and still manage to make them funny.

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Bazilla: Lives in Wales, possibly the little town of Mianus, a place I never
want to visit. (No offense, dude)

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No, as far as I know Mianus is in America, I lve in a little town called Neyland, in Pembrokeshire the south west of Wales

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Strange, but true. I have trouble coming up with
stuff on my own, so as I examine the characters,
if an old joke I've heard fits, I try to use it.
Example, see today's. However, I could be in
some huge trouble over copyrights doing this...

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Bazilla: Lives in Wales, possibly the little town of Mianus, a place I never
want to visit. (No offense, dude)

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No, as far as I know Mianus is in America, I lve in a little town called Neyland, in Pembrokeshire the south west of Wales

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That's the wrong thing to say. Now just anyone can come, knock down your door, boil, skin, and eat you alive.

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It's the one that says

I D A H O !!!

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your comics , most of which take jokes i heard 10 years ago , put them into comic form , and still manage to make them funny.

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That's a strange kind of compliment.

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Strange, but true. I have trouble coming up with
stuff on my own, so as I examine the characters,
if an old joke I've heard fits, I try to use it.
Example, see today's. However, I could be in
some huge trouble over copyrights doing this...

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Bazilla: Lives in Wales, possibly the little town of Mianus, a place I never
want to visit. (No offense, dude)

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No, as far as I know Mianus is in America, I lve in a little town called Neyland, in Pembrokeshire the south west of Wales

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skagg: ...Man, you remind me an awful lot of an old boyfriend...

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