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DH-01
January 16, 2002 2:57 PM

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Welcome to THUNDERDOME!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create something funny using the infamous Burma Shave-style rhyming thingie. The following is a perfect example of what I'm lookin' for, but it's not an unbending rule...

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Here are the actual honest-to-Tobor rules.

1) Minimum length for the jingle HAS to be two panels, but there's no max length. If you wanna make a 20-strip epic, go wild.

2) The damn thing has to rhyme to some extent, not neccesarilly a full-strip rhyme (y'know, pass/gas/ass/crass, as shown above). If fuck can rhyme, so can you.

3) I either will or will not give extra consideration to any entries making light of sodomy. I haven't decided yet. ^_^

4) The comc does NOT have to end with the Generic Moh Omlo ending. That's up to you... BUT, there does have to be 'Burma Shave' there.

5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my cockring.

6) Finally, all sales are final.

7) FINALLY finally... I'm actually gonna judge on general humor, not just the Stripcreator Standard. So it's time to stop relying on telescoping robot phalli and rely on your /\/\@|) $|<177z!!! (although, if clever enough, things telescoping penii-related may catch my eye...)

I'm givin' y'all until Midnight EST Wednesday. One week.

Good luck, and good comicking!

-DH1

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xpac January 16, 2002 3:16 PM	quote: 5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my cockring. sinceyouaskedsonice 52482
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NeoVid January 16, 2002 3:58 PM	52485
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DH-01 January 16, 2002 4:12 PM	What's your address, xpac? -DH1
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rev667 January 16, 2002 5:04 PM	52487 western capitalist whore mongering advert shot!! i just feel so dirty selling out my strip like this.......
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deucepm January 16, 2002 5:58 PM	Ehhh. 52491 Make the football go away, please. 52493
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wirthling January 16, 2002 7:08 PM	I foresee something truly atrocious being posted here by kaufman before long...
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dcomposed January 16, 2002 7:58 PM	52498
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kaufman January 16, 2002 8:01 PM	quote: I foresee something truly atrocious being posted here by kaufman before long... You mean something like ... 52499 No, I wouldn't do that.
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fpd January 16, 2002 8:06 PM	52500
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kaufman January 16, 2002 9:03 PM	52506
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Spankling January 16, 2002 9:13 PM	52508
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dcomposed January 16, 2002 11:08 PM	52518
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DexX January 17, 2002 12:26 AM	52520
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Namgubed January 17, 2002 12:46 AM	52521
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Namgubed January 17, 2002 1:43 AM	52522
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deucepm January 17, 2002 6:18 AM	52527 52529 52530 52531 I'll stop now.
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kaufman January 17, 2002 6:56 AM	525325253452535
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Jabizo January 17, 2002 7:38 AM	I used an actual Burma Shave slogan that I found here to make this entry. Tragically, It didn't help make this strip funny. 52536
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NeoVid January 17, 2002 1:55 PM	52558
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TheBlairZip January 17, 2002 2:35 PM	I'm a newbie, but I thought I'd give it a go. Don't hate me. 52566
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dcomposed January 17, 2002 4:38 PM	52580 52583
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BigEvilDan January 17, 2002 6:47 PM	Don't worry KKP. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do a Cowboy Physics gag that hasn't already been entered. For now, you'll have to settle for a regular comic. 52594
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm January 17, 2002 7:06 PM	quote: Don't worry KKP. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do a Cowboy Physics gag that hasn't already been entered. For now, you'll have to settle for a regular comic. Thanks Dan. Always good to know youre keeping up to your standards!
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Lordfly January 17, 2002 7:14 PM	52602 Yeah, I'm going to need practice to get my humor skillz up to snuff again :P
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kaufman January 17, 2002 7:20 PM	So this isn't rules-compliant. As if I care. 52603
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kaufman January 17, 2002 7:27 PM	52604
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fpd January 17, 2002 8:52 PM	52612
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israphael January 17, 2002 10:11 PM	52622
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fpd January 18, 2002 9:52 AM	52643
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kaufman January 18, 2002 10:17 AM	Didn't mean to pick on you, fpd, you're just the comic above this. 52647
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Bazilla January 18, 2002 11:16 AM	Sorry 52654 Very, very sorry.
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NeoVid January 18, 2002 3:14 PM	Best contest ever. 52676
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xpac January 18, 2002 3:32 PM	quote: What's your address, xpac? -DH1 Let me answer that with another entry. 52679
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Lordfly January 18, 2002 5:39 PM	Ta-da! 52684 it sounded better in my head...
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TheElPaso January 18, 2002 10:45 PM	52706 52709 52712
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Nostalgia_Man January 20, 2002 3:21 AM	52870 52871 I hope my first attempt follows the rules.
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lara7 January 20, 2002 10:28 AM	52890
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Mentski January 20, 2002 10:33 PM	53005 'Ski
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TheBlairZip January 21, 2002 9:02 AM	Okay, I thought I'd try a long form epic, just to see if I could do it. I know it's not great, but I thought I'd give my mad rhyming skillz a workout. 52667 52670 52674 53075 I'm open to insults and abuse.
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TheElPaso January 21, 2002 9:44 AM	quote: I'm open to insults and abuse. RAAR! TOBOR NEEDS SOMEONE OPEN TO ABUSE!
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TheBlairZip January 21, 2002 11:04 AM	quote: RAAR! TOBOR NEEDS SOMEONE OPEN TO ABUSE! D'OH! Umm...gotta go.
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andydougan January 21, 2002 4:29 PM	Someone's already started CC94 despite not having even entered this one. Talk about confidence.
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fuzzyman January 21, 2002 6:53 PM	53198
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DH-01 January 21, 2002 8:00 PM	quote: Someone's already started CC94 despite not having even entered this one. Talk about confidence. Had I not a splitting headache, I would violate his personal space. With a broom handle. -DH1
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fuzzyman January 21, 2002 8:08 PM	53223
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fuzzyman January 21, 2002 8:13 PM	53225
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Drexle January 21, 2002 8:36 PM	If Fuzzyman/Funnyman doesn't win after "Needs more Sodomy," then there is no god.
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fuzzyman January 21, 2002 8:45 PM	quote: If Fuzzyman/Funnyman doesn't win after "Needs more Sodomy," then there is no god. Upon reviewing the thread, I find mine awfully similar DexX's "Community Service" strip. I guess I should have read the strips submitted before I did mine...
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fuzzyman January 22, 2002 4:21 AM	53269
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