- "Yeah, it's open."

Do you know where the nearest clothes shop is? I really need something to read.

No matter how hard he tried , Papier Mache man couldnt persuade Marvel to make a comic about him.

"Is that a rolled up newspaper, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Hi. I'm the wretched refuse."
"Come on in!"

Weak, I know.

"Greetings, Earthling. Take me to your reader."

"Hello! I am Recycled Man! Yes, imbued with the goodwill and public responsibility of recyclers everywhere, I am--please make me die!--fighting a neverending battle for..."

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"Hello! I am Recycled Man! Yes, imbued with the goodwill and public responsibility of recyclers everywhere, I am--please make me die!--fighting a neverending battle for..."

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-"Hey! That's the guy who's wanted for rustling!"

None may PASS!!!….. Except you with the Zippo.

That's the guy I saw humping the photo-copier!

"If you'ld like some coffee while you read, just pull on the helmet-handle, and reach under the 'Fashion' section..."

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-"Hey! That's the guy who's wanted for rustling!"

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--The Artist Formerly Known as Print.

--They were all out of tar and feathers, so they went with Mucilage and Maxim.

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-"Hey! That's the guy who's wanted for rustling!"

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ah! i am dieing!!

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My new magazine gives out freebies with every issue.