for kibo walks among you!

Kibo should watch where he's going. He just stepped in some vomit.

I actually felt like having a bit of a troll. It was I who did this egoistic thread.

Good job ruining it. Now we don't have a troll to play with.

for your daily fix of troll, go here.

Sucker. I clicked on it, but I saw the url before I let up on the mouse button, as was saved seeing that disgusting picture of me.

I mean, before I saw that digusting picture.

Uh, I pulled a fat chick last night, I'm not sure how that fits into any part of this thread, but she had a tounge stud, so nothing else really matters.

Damn, I just had the shits (nothing to do with this thread, but I thought it was worth a mention).

A wise man once told me that a fat woman is like a tricycle - both are fun to ride until your friends see you doing it. I say screw what your friends think and have fun.

During one of my up and down weight phases...one of my best guyfriends tried to lift my spirits by informing me that smart men, liked "healthy looking broads" because the only hangup they had was a healthy attitude toward food. And he considered himself a viable food source, so he was never disappointed. ;)

I consider myself an intelligent guy, although I can't help feeling that the only reason that I'm sub-consciously attracted to the plumper variety of girls/women is because of my low self esteem.

It's like I know that the larger ladies have a "thing" about their appearance, for all I know, the hot blonde on the dancefloor thinks she has a big nose, but then I could walk up to her and she could be the most confident person I've met, so sure that she's the hottest piece of meat in the room that she wouldn't give me the time of day.

When I see the "healthier" ladies, I know that they'll be so happy that someone has taken the time to pick them out of the crowd, that they wont notice me measuring her up for a good skull fucking later!

You skullfuck people? I want to be in your gang.

Lol it must work different in Scotland. Most of the healthy ladies here in the States would cop an attitude with you...because they KNEW you were hitting on them because you couldn't get anywhere else. Then the guys get pissed because they think that the lady should be HAPPY that he noticed her. It's pretty funny to watch a peeved healthy lady. ;)

So it tends to be the coyote ladies that get the man at the end of the night hehe.

I like the way we're all using the word "healthy" to describe fat people.

It probably does work a little differently in Scotland, since we have the like the highest amount of teenage pregnancies in the world or something, they're all slags, but you know that the fat ones will let you do anything, as long as they think you like them for who they are......pfft.

Any bloated female with an attitude can stay a virgin, she'll learn eventually.

I know what you mean about the self-conciousness thing making you seek people you perceive as less than your physical ideal. I certainly have my share of self image problems, so I can relate. But at the same time, I've both been hit on and sucessfuly gotten dates with women who I would consider physically to be above my league... even to the point one who mostly fits my image physical perfection. So either I'm not as bad-looking as I think I am, or I've just been dating attractive women with major self-image problems. I guess the point I'm getting at is that there's no need to let your own low self-image get in the way of trying to get a date with an attractive girl. If you succeed, you can safely put a couple of self image problems to rest and if you consitantly fail, well... it's not like you thought you were all that hot in the first place, right? So what do you have to lose?

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even to the point one who mostly fits my image physical perfection...

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This hasn't always been my philosophy, I've always been under the impression that it's personality and a sense of charm that counts. I'm a relatively funny guy, I mean, I can make people laugh, so I thought with a good sense of humour and an open mind I'd be able to find true love etc etc etc.

BULLSHIT!

trust me, it's all a lot of bollocks, it's not what's on the inside that matters at all, I mean, sure, it's personality that counts towards making a relationship work, but it's also a sense of fear, fear of lonelyness, some people just want to make a relationship work so much that they completely change. I've just never been that flexible, I can't change who I am to "snag" a lady, I am who I am, and I'm an abbrasive smart-arse, which, last time I checked, isn't the most attractive of traits.

So I can either change who I am and become a smiling, sensitive moron, or I can just aim lower, to girls who are probably posting the same kind of nonsense on some other internet forum.

This meeting of the Alan Alda Sensitive Guy Fan Club is now adjourned.

I just want to get laid, dammit!

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I certainly have my share of self image problems, so I can relate.

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You can't shave. Isn't it an sc.com rule that the men must have facial hair? I'm sure I read it somewhere!

If being facial-hair free is a crime, then lock me away!

I am fairly average-looking bloke - I think I sit at the halfway point on the spectrum bound at oppostire ends by The Elephant Man and Ricky Martin, but I never had too much trouble with women. I am terribly shy (shut the fuck up, all of you - I am shy!) which certainly doesn't help, but between the ages of sixteen and twenty I had three serious girlfriends (the third of whom I later married), a one night stand (cheap and sleazy, but I figure everyone should do it once), and a lot of strong flirting that would have let to relationships under different circumstances. These girls ranged from fairly average-looking through to extremely attractive. Wanna know what I have learned?

Looks mean fuck all.

A gorgeous woman may treat you like a stray dog, a plain woman may treat you like a king, but neither is guaranteed, nor even probable. Looks certainly have some effect on first impressions (unless you meet online, as Bec and I did) but it is personality and sttitude which form a real relationship, and decide whether that relationship will survive. Picking up "fat chicks" because you figure they will be desperate for attention is not only sleazy beyond belief, but it is also a certain route to unhappiness, loneliness, and frustration.

I have one observation which I think may be of use to you: People are attracted to those who make them feel good. Real relationships are built on more, but this is a strong foundation. If you make a girl feel attractive, wanted, needed, and appreciated, she will respond positively. One of the things I love about my wife is that she makes me want to be a better person, to do all I can to make her happy. You make someone feel special, unique, and loved, and you will have a much better chance than if you are simply looking for a root from some girl you figure is desperate.

Believe me - compared to love, sex on its own is pretty lousy. Good sex with someone you really love, on the other hand...

Amen Dexx. Guess there is something to be said about getting wiser as we get older. ;)

There certainly... *ponder* HEY!

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trust me, it's all a lot of bollocks, it's not what's on the inside that matters at all, I mean, sure, it's personality that counts towards making a relationship work, but it's also a sense of fear, fear of lonelyness, some people just want to make a relationship work so much that they completely change. I've just never been that flexible, I can't change who I am to "snag" a lady, I am who I am, and I'm an abbrasive smart-arse, which, last time I checked, isn't the most attractive of traits.

So I can either change who I am and become a smiling, sensitive moron, or I can just aim lower, to girls who are probably posting the same kind of nonsense on some other internet forum.

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Well, my previous statments were a mix of jokes and serious points, thing is, they got kind of tangled up and confused (my fault).

Marriage is all well and good, but that's slightly over the horizon are far as I'm concerned, scoring with "fat chicks" just means that at least I'm not a confused mess at home, bitter at the world outside and mocked by television. I don't necessarily think that I'm better than them or anything, it was a crude generalisation. I'm not in any real position to forge lasting relationships with anyone right now, perhaps because I don't really want to, I can't say I'm 100% sure, all I know is I've been burned so much that I don't think I really have any feelings left anymore.

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It's different strokes for different folks. Some people, for whatever reason, want to forge lasting relationships. Fear of loneliness may explain it for old codgers, but when someone in their twenties gets hitched, I can't believe it's just because they're afraid of dying alone.

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Let's get back to settling who's a better fuck. I say it's the ample girl. Not necessarily obese, and she has to have the frame for it, and there has to be some muscle underneath. A girl like that won't get on a magazine cover, and the ad industry probably has made her feel like shit about herself in order to sell her some superfluous product, but she should take heart because she has the choice build for fucking.

These doe-eyed, sketetal waifs, on the other hand-- well, you might as well screw a teenaged boy. The glamor industry has made Twiggy the ideal precisely because very, very few women actually look that way. How they have managed to eroticize boyishness is a topic that deserves its own field of study, but I think it's a sexual catastrophe.

The superiority of an ample mistress has nothing to do with inhibitions or self-esteem or any of that crap. It's physics. I'm certainly not a monster stud machine (see pic), but I've been with skinny women, muscular women, fat women, and so on, and not found much correlation between body type and self-esteem or whatever. What I have found is the ideal body type for nasty fun: about yea tall, hips like this, shoulders to match, and a nice, big butt. It's like all-wheel drive, friends.

Anyone who doubts me should ask himself where sex came from and whether the anatomy of a twelve-year-old boy is suited to the purpose. As we consider the question, we might look at idealized images of womanhood that predate the contemporary fashion biz, from prehistory through about WWII. They don't much resemble Macauley Culkin.

I wish I deserved to fuck a strapping, buxom woman, and any time it happens, I'll thank whatever gods there be for this sublime gift, which seems to me the fulfillment of the purpose for which men and women were placed on Earth.

Well said, good boo!!!

Without a doubt, larger ladies are better in the sack, I wouldn't doubt that for a moment, not at all. I slept with a very hot blonde French girl who was amazing and would be perching on the top of my list if it wasn't for the fact that she answered her phone right in the middle of it and started talking to her friend, I stared at her in amazement as she looked at me confused and said "keep going!", it was quite peculiar and spoiled the moment for me.

I've been trying hard not to get involved in this thread, being fat myself, as well as (I think) a very good lover (if I remember correctly).

But this last post, Kajun, finally drew me in. Your attitude at first about fat women being so happy you even bothered with them that they wouldn't notice all you wanted anyway was a good skullfucking was preposterous. Unless you think all fat women are also stupid.

I'm so glad you shared this experience with us, 'coz
I can't help but think the French gal knew exactly what she was doing. : )

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
* Elayne Boosler

I'm trying not to sound nasty, I'm just saying that geeky losers like myself are never going to get the prom Queen and "fun" girls are never going to snag a Brad Pitt, so we may aswell face these facts and embrace each other.

Amen Pita, Boo, and all. all you have to do is walk through a fine art museum. You don't see many works dedicated to skinny boyish girls. All the naked sexy chicks are fat.

Now granted historians can argue the reasons for this and that, but I caught a show on cable a few weeks ago, that really scared me (and I don't even have children). Two 12 and 13 year girls were talking about how they "satisfy" their middle school boyfriends by providing them with oral sex. Their reasoning was that because they were so uncomfortable with their bodies getting pudgy when puberty hit, it was easier to do something that involved the boy not looking at their bodies or touching them. They talked about how "gross" their bodies were, and that oral sex was perfectly viable alternative to give the boys because it required no emotion. The parent's weren't worried about the girls self images or the oral sex. They were only worried that the girls might be having "real sex" at that age.

Scary...really scary.

My guess is that, because the fashion industry is largely controlled by gay men, they like the models to look male. But because modelling is largely considered a job for women, they have to settle for the next best thing. *shrug*

Jael, I am choosing not to believe you, not because I disagree. Quite the opposite. I just can't stand it.

The female body is ugly! Blowjobs for all!

ah! i am dieing!

My society cannot have come to this!

If you know what I mean.

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I caught a show on cable a few weeks ago, that really scared me (and I don't even have children). Two 12 and 13 year girls were talking about how they "satisfy" their middle school boyfriends by providing them with oral sex. Their reasoning was that because they were so uncomfortable with their bodies getting pudgy when puberty hit, it was easier to do something that involved the boy not looking at their bodies or touching them. They talked about how "gross" their bodies were, and that oral sex was perfectly viable alternative to give the boys because it required no emotion. The parent's weren't worried about the girls self images or the oral sex. They were only worried that the girls might be having "real sex" at that age.

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Tom_O_B seems to be our only openly gay reg, so assuming he's a geek as well, you could try asking him.

I just noticed I used "largely" twice in that paragraph. Very bad style.

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My guess is that, because the fashion industry is largely controlled by gay men, they like the models to look male. But because modelling is largely considered a job for women, they have to settle for the next best thing. *shrug*

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Buy a drink....for someone else??

Can someone translate that into Scottish?

LadyJ, I love the way you think. : )

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Buy a drink....for someone else??

Can someone translate that into Scottish?

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It probably does work a little differently in Scotland, since we have the like the highest amount of teenage pregnancies in the world or something, they're all slags, but you know that the fat ones will let you do anything, as long as they think you like them for who they are......pfft.

Any bloated female with an attitude can stay a virgin, she'll learn eventually.

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I don't know if there is any correlation between female body-size and sexual prowess, but I _do_ know that chubby women are much nicer to hug and snuggle up to. I also know that I like breasts. Yes, I will shout it from the mountaintops for I know it to be true - I'm a breast-man. An important fact about breasts is that they are made mostly of fat. If a woman loses a lot of body fat, the breasts are one (two?) of the first things to go. By default, a skinny woman will have little breasts. This is now a hard rule, of course, and is greatly affected by genetics, diet, exercise, and many other things, but generally speaking, you only find large breasts on a skinny woman if some surgery has been involved.

All that said, emotional, social and sexual compatibility are still far more important in a good relationship than looks will ever be.