This is the *official* religion thread.

If anyone has a religious question or argument, I will do my best to answer it.

I will also smite those who need it.

And I shall correct you... and smite you.

Muitas vezes eu tenho louco um cheiro mau em seu sentido geral. É uma coisa boa.

All praise me.

my question: why wont you just fuck off, I was the first god of StripCreator, I was here befor but know, I leave, but I will be back, one day, and I'm pretty sure I know who you other people are too.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EL DIABLO CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTEM MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BOW DOWN BEFOR YOUR RULER SONS OF MOTHERFUCKING ASS RAPING COCKSUCKING HOMELESS BITCHES FROM THE MIDDLE EAST WITH BREASTS ON YOUR ANUS AND AN ANUS ON YOUR HEAD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERS

Actually "cockmaster_zero", looking back, I can't see you representing my name anywhere here. You made one foolish joke about Drexel and now say that you are some religious fundamentalist. I don't think there are any fundamentalists on this site. And if they use such profanity, they are not of my name.

This is meant to be a serious thread. If you feel you can offer some evidence of faith that something is amiss with religion, then I will discuss it.

JEHOVA YOU SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING ASS CUNT JUST FUCK OFF OR I WILL TORCH YOU WITH MY ASS FART

I thought Nate was a kind of fundamentalist born-again thingie.

One god apostolic tounge talkin holy rollin heaven bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name.

Is there such a thing as typing in tounges? Looking at my keyboard I hope I never break into it.

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Is there such a thing as typing in tounges? Looking at my keyboard I hope I never break into it.

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Thread Nazi seems to have gone AWOL so I'll take over from him this one time.

*end thread*

Exactly how bored and friendless does one have to be before one feels the need to go to a web forum, create four different personas (one of whom is tragically sacrificed as he is "frightened away" by the other three), and sit there arguing with oneself for twenty minutes, plus the time taken to create the individual accounts and the email addresses required for them, not to mention fetching the passwords from those four different email addresses. This embarrassing little display must have taken a minimum of half an hour to pull off, perhaps as long as an hour if the perpetrator is as much of a loser as I suspect he is.

WHoever you are, I hope you tell whatever friends you probably don't have exactly what you have been up to, and that they then look pitifully at you and walk away, shaking their heads, knowing that you are truly an utter loser.

Now run along and watch Teletubbies, loser.

i was ONE of those people, cockmaster_zero, you can see if you go to his comics in the first comic he made he reveals himself as dcomposed, i wasnt any of the other people and I wasnt scared away, I just left because i was fucking bored with that shit

Trolling is for wankers.

This site is a fun place to hang around. It is frequented by some really funny, intelligent, entertaining people. To enjoy yourself here, all you have to do is be yourself, relax, have some fun, and try not to piss anyone off too much (not a difficult feat for anyone with some basic social skills). If you troll here, you're just fucking around with something good. That isn't fun - that's just brainless vandalism.

I say again: Trolling is for wankers.

There seems to be no serious religious discussion going on right now.

*Almighty takes off his mask*
The reg that runs this name has 1 alter-ego, and has more of a life then to create 4 or 5 names to argue with himself. So it's just me here.

And I am not trolling. I am the Lord.

Long live Jambi!

[pee wee herman]HA HA![/pee wee herman]

Jehovah e eu somos nomes diferentes para a mesma coisa. Mas nenhum de nós existe.

Sim, eu sou um regular, mas eu não sou Jehovah. Você nunca suporá quem eu sou.

Minha senha é binladen.

[crab]Jehovah, if you want to start a religion discussion, perhaps you should say something interesting worth discussing.[/crab]

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I thought Nate was a kind of fundamentalist born-again thingie.

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What in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ is going on in here?

Holy fucking Mary Mother of God, when did trolling become a religion?

Actually, Nate... what was the URL of your church again? I forgot to add it to my religion bookmarks.

Oh, mine is www.uuwestport.com if you care. Beware the annoying music.

For those of you who can't understand what the fuck these graviton generators are talking about, here is a recap:

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what... no Pee Wee Herman reference?

suckit.

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my question: why wont you just fuck off, I was the first god of StripCreator

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OK, I can see this thread is in need of some serious religious discussion. So here's my question... When sacrificing enemies to Odin, must I use an ash-wood spear or will any kind of pole-arm do?

I think any type of spear will do, though ash-wood is naturally more effective.

Here some background info I found.

According to one authority, venomous animals wouldn't shelter under ash. Carriages with ash axles went faster and tools with ash handles performed better. Witches rode upon ash branches; it is also the ideal handle for a besom. Those who ate red ash buds on St John's eve, would be invulnerable to bewitchment. Odin = sorcerer of the Gods, his magic was more powerful. Among his worshippers was Egil Skallagrimsson, runemaster. Spear was Odin's weapon, Ash was most favoured for spear - shafts. The casket in which Idun kept the apples, which prevented the gods from ageing, was made of ash wood.

Actually, I'm fairly certain that most sacrificial offerings to Odin were dispatched by garroting or hanging.

Odin and I go way back. Despite what you may have read elsewhere, he prefers his sacrifices slowly roasted on a spit, basted with a nice leon-pepper suace and served with a fine Pinot Nior.

*sauce*

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Actually, I'm fairly certain that most sacrificial offerings to Odin were dispatched by garroting or hanging.

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If it were "carroting" instead of "garroting," Tobor might like being sacrificed.

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One god apostolic tounge talkin holy rollin heaven bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name.

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Actually, Nate... what was the URL of your church again? I forgot to add it to my religion bookmarks.

Oh, mine is www.uuwestport.com if you care. Beware the annoying music.

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The big church(orginization) site is http://www.upci.org
Thanks, I forgot your site too. Been Away.

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Hey guys... Could you please add my church's URL to your religious bookmarks?
Big bake sale next Tuesday, by the way!

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hears my churchs ulr www.churchofsex.com, add it to youre book mark's lamer's!!

you migt think this is hard to belleive im a very religos guy, i belleive very strong in my church

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Now run along and watch Teletubbies, loser.

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1. I think Kali, Hindu Goddess of Death and Lust was death by garrotting... I think

2. I'm Christio-Pagan... with a healthy dose of respect for the Gods of technology.

3. I didn't go to church must, but I'm from the Old Skool... does that count.

4. Jesus was a Jew. Chew on that.

JrnymnNate was jehova, there I wasnt all of them, now we just need to know who allah is

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4. Jesus was a Jew. Chew on that.

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8:10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of
Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their
mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and
they shall be to me a people: 8:11 And they shall not teach every man
his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the Lord: for
all shall know me, from the least to the greatest.

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And as far as the Jesus was a Jew comment, it wasn't a challenge... just interesting to say. Some people have actually gotten offended by it.

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No... they are Jewish by heritage, but have decided the messiah they were waiting for was the Jesus of the christian faith. So ethnicly they are Jewish, but religiously they're christian.

And I believe they still live according to Jewish law, unlike traditional Christians who believe Jesus removed that requirement from his followers.

I used KJV, which is the acceptable translation among most fundamentalist groups. The book is Hebrews, sorry about that.

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No... they are Jewish by heritage, but have decided the messiah they were waiting for was the Jesus of the christian faith. So ethnicly they are Jewish, but religiously they're christian.

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Whatever. They make good cookies.

Religion, eh? Opium of the masses, eh? I think that is a pretty fair judgement: if you want to have it as part of your life, that's your business, but I still pity the wretched addicts.

What I do object to is parents indoctrinating their children into their religion (which I have seen first hand in several cases). That's like some skag-head Meader shooting up, and giving a needleful to their newborn too. It's just wrong.

Nate, I've decided that the music on your churches web site is more annoying than the music on my churches web site. I mean, ours can be maddening after a few minutes, but... Gods, man.... have them turn down the volume or something.