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boorite January 29, 2002 3:13 PM	The topic is dust jackets for self-help, motivational, or inspirational books that we'll never, ever see. Make Oprah cry. Judging shall occur Friday 6ish EST.
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 5:56 PM	Once more unto the breach...
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Thread_Nazi January 29, 2002 6:07 PM	end thread
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 6:10 PM	But I've got more! It wouldn't be a contest if I didn't submit a gazillion entries!
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dcomposed January 29, 2002 6:11 PM	thread nazi rules, ending a contest befor it finishes
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KajunFirefly January 29, 2002 6:22 PM	Wow Fuzz, that's fucking excellent. Think I'll have to take a trip to my drawing board and give you some competition here.
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 6:38 PM	We'll NEVER see this one on Oprah!
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 6:59 PM	That's enough for tonight.
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dcomposed January 29, 2002 7:28 PM	I was going to enter this contest, but how people reacted to my "in the ghetto" characters destroyed the little bit of self confidence I had left.
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 7:46 PM	Okay, one more...
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wirthling January 29, 2002 7:53 PM	Hey, I want my own book, too! (It's really driving me insane that I don't currently have access to web space and PaintShop software due to a home networking snafu.)
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 8:20 PM	Oh, okaaaay...
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kaufman January 29, 2002 8:29 PM	Alternate Title: Quit While You're a Head
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fuzzyman January 29, 2002 8:31 PM	quote: Alternate Title: Quit While You're a Head That's the funniest thing so far in this contest.
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joshw January 29, 2002 9:31 PM	Wheeeee!
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Spankling January 29, 2002 10:24 PM
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dcomposed January 29, 2002 11:01 PM	[img]http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~jules_is/fuck_guide.gif[/img}
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 4:28 AM	"X Marks The Spot: Finding Your Inner X."
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 5:18 AM	It had to be done... Whether or not these are funny, I'm having fun with the graphic design aspects. I just learned how to create a mask in Paint Shop Pro!
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 5:44 AM
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 5:45 AM	Here is the one from dcomposed... I think he was trying to use HTML to display the image instead of UBB codes.
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 5:50 AM	Three easy steps? I can nail that bitch in one easy step!
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kaufman January 30, 2002 6:53 AM	My first sad entry. Obviously, I still can't photoshop for shit, but so what?
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Bazilla January 30, 2002 9:46 AM	quote: Alternate Title: Quit While You're a Head Findng Love: I have nobody. Sorry.
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TheElPaso January 30, 2002 12:42 PM
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 4:31 PM	Two more...
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wirthling January 30, 2002 4:36 PM	I think we should just skip the formalities and have fuzzyman host every other photoshopping contest...
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wirthling January 30, 2002 4:46 PM	Has anyone considered an Enron-themed book?
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Spankling January 30, 2002 4:59 PM	quote: Has anyone considered an Enron-themed book? What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay?
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wirthling January 30, 2002 5:18 PM	quote: quote: Has anyone considered an Enron-themed book? What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay? True dat.
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itsclark January 30, 2002 6:32 PM	I wish I had more time for this shit. The possibilities are endless.
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 7:10 PM	quote: It Was All A Locad Of Crap. I've honestly always thought that it was just a practical joke or an experiment on Hubbar's part. "Hey, let's see what happens if I try to start a religion!" And then the cash started coming in...
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 7:13 PM	quote: What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay? I saw a mug up there about their 401K program. "Who decides where to invest your retirement money? YOU DO!" Until we freeze your account.
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Spankling January 30, 2002 7:20 PM	quote: quote: What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay? I saw a mug up there about their 401K program. "Who decides where to invest your retirement money? YOU DO!" Until we freeze your account. I saw that too! The current bid when I looked was near $300.00. That's probably doubled that personâ€™s retirement savings.
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dcomposed January 30, 2002 8:38 PM	thanks for fixing my picture fuzzyman, i must have fucked up somewhere
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dcomposed January 30, 2002 8:40 PM	most of these entries should be disqualified, the rules say they have to be dust jackets, these are hole books
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 8:49 PM
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fuzzyman January 30, 2002 8:49 PM	quote: most of these entries should be disqualified, the rules say they have to be dust jackets, these are hole books Where's Linguo?
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dcomposed January 30, 2002 9:20 PM	quote: quote: most of these entries should be disqualified, the rules say they have to be dust jackets, these are hole books Where's Linguo? Linguo is at Bazillas house talking to Mr Nostalgea or whatever his name is
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fuzzyman January 31, 2002 4:02 AM	quote: I think we should just skip the formalities and have fuzzyman host every other photoshopping contest... I wouldn't go that far. a) I haven't won a Photoshop contest yet, despite my best efforts. b) These last two I've had some good ideas because they involve themes that I've worked with a lot -- advertising and graphic design. But, for example, inb the Gabe contest, nothing came to mind.
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KajunFirefly January 31, 2002 5:16 AM	I know what you mean Fuzz, I've been kind of stumped for any ideas recently, adverts, book covers etc. My brain just can't think of anything clever at the moment.
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skagg January 31, 2002 7:09 AM	yeah, there arent any sick books that i can think of right now. i was considering a cheap andy's maw joke but the effort didnt seem worth it considering it would blow
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wirthling January 31, 2002 8:16 AM	quote: i was considering a cheap andy's maw joke but the effort didnt seem worth it considering it would blow heh
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boorite January 31, 2002 8:57 AM	God damn it, fuzzyman, no one is submitting because they figure you're going to win anyway. Can't you be more like, weak, or something? Or wait until the last minute to blow everyone else off the screen? OK, new rule: The winning entry must be submitted after this post. Let the contest begin! (2nd new rule: I might be lying.)
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Bazilla
January 31, 2002 9:21 AM

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most of these entries should be disqualified, the rules say they have to be dust jackets, these are hole books
Where's Linguo?

Linguo is at Bazillas house talking to Mr Nostalgea or whatever his name is

A) Mr_Nostalgia, he's still going, he may well appear with a nostalgic comic in CC 97

B) Linguo short-circuited, then demanded to be called Johnny 5, I denied this due to the confusion between him and Brad's alter-ego. When telling him this he went slighty mad, and broke Mr_Nostalgia's Carpenter's CD, Mr_Nostalgia called the gods for Ol' Blue eyes, who came down and struck Linguo (Johnny 5) with one mighty movement doing it his way. Linguo died with the final words "Johnny 5 *is* dead"

R.I.P Linguo 2002-2002

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Nostalgia_Man January 31, 2002 10:20 AM	He got what he deserved! Good old Frank done it again though! Still having trouble flushing Linguo down the toilet though. His limbs went down, but his body refuses to shift, Wirthling, you can have it if you want?
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm January 31, 2002 11:35 AM	I actually came up with an entry. Alas , im shit with all art packages ,and couldnt even use the book image that Fuzzyman created to write text on and save the image. sigh
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Spankling January 31, 2002 12:29 PM	I had one in there someplace. No time for more. I'm busy being unemployed. I got turned down for 3 jobs so far this week.
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boorite
January 31, 2002 3:26 PM

OK, you mooks, it's time to judge. But first, let me inflict upon you one of these that I did back when our management suggested that we all read that stupid Fish book:

Alright, then. I almost gave it to Kaufman for making a Klein bottle joke. That right there should be enough to win in a just world. But this is not a just world. And I might have given it to Itsclark if I did not hold the Church of Scientology in the highest possible esteem, but as it was I bristled at the suggestion that it is all "a load of crap," "a murderous racket," and "a pathetic cult whose only purpose is to hoover all the cash out of lonesome morons' bank accounts." Wait, I made up those last two.

Blah blah blah. We all know who's going to win this one:

fuck!

Just kidding. He didn't enter. The winner is that one man avalanche of mad skillz, fuzzyman. Which entry won it? I dunno. Pick one.

The only reason I didn't rob you, fuzzyman, is so I wouldn't have to face you in the next go-round. Forward!

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fuzzyman January 31, 2002 3:48 PM	I have this habit of getting my entries into contests quickly, because I think my ideas are so obvious that I'd better post 'em before someone else does. Damn, boorite, did I really scare everyone away? I thought this was a great idea for a photo-edit contest... I'm surprised that there weren't a lot more entries.
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