You know, you're going to call me crazy, but I think that being a webmaster gives you a life. No, no, hear me out. I know, at first I thought that understanding PHP and interacting with real humans in real space were mutually exclusive propositions. But think about it: how many web sites are eternally "under construction"; how often do webmasters complain that they *would* add some cool new feature, but they're really busy right now, and they'll get around to it as soon as possible, honest...?
And hey, when you're the author of the Strip Creator, I bet you're the life of every party. Come on, Johnny, you can tell us -- how many women per week? Ten? Eleven?
