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Thomasisneat February 5, 2002 3:47 PM	55391 I know all of you have done at least one comic with Jesus as the butt of the joke. This is the first one I have done (excluding one that is terrible). Please share your Jesus jokes here.
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TheBlairZip February 5, 2002 4:24 PM	Now you're talking my language: 30946 30949 30965 30977 30978 30980 40770 48315 53831 And the one I'm getting my Express Ticket to Hell for: 54529
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KajunFirefly February 5, 2002 5:36 PM	"Boring Confessions, part 1", was hilarious, you're going on my favourties, habnem.
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TheBlairZip February 5, 2002 5:58 PM	D'OH!!!! How the bloody hell did that happen? Shit...I meant this one: 30948
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Drexle
February 5, 2002 11:17 PM

I try to stay away from making religiously themed strips... not because I have any inherant respect or reverance for any particular religion, I just don't spend a lot of time thinking about it in comedic terms nowdays.

There are a few exceptions, though. The one off the top of my head was the comic contest hosted by Kajun Firefly where we all wrote a series about what happens when God sends Jesus to trigger the Final Judgement and Satan sends Spankling to thwart him. I'm not even about to post it here, since it's about 19 strips long. Read it if you want... it's fairly easy to find in my list of comics.

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JrnymnNate February 6, 2002 8:25 AM	quote: "Boring Confessions, part 1", was hilarious, you're going on my favourties, habnem. He's been a fav of mine for awhile... was he a reg long ago or something?
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kramer_vs_kramer February 6, 2002 8:40 AM	Not that long ago. He just seemed to disappear a wee while ago. I miss all the MENBAH strips.
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JrnymnNate February 6, 2002 8:48 AM	oh yeah... now i remember. MENBAH!
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skagg February 6, 2002 9:39 AM	i can categoricaly say those are THE worst strips on jesus i have ever seen, they make mine look positively humourous (sp?)
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TheBlairZip February 6, 2002 10:29 AM	Then POST THEM, dammit!!
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skagg February 6, 2002 10:40 AM	NO, becuase theyre bad, as i implied im my prvious post you pre-pubescent piece of shit!
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm February 6, 2002 11:14 AM	MENBAH!
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TheBlairZip February 6, 2002 12:19 PM	No, you said mine were bad. And I'm 25.
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KajunFirefly February 6, 2002 12:29 PM	No, he said that your comics were worse!
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TheBlairZip February 6, 2002 12:41 PM	Regardless, he doesn't have to be so rude about it. Does he?
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KajunFirefly
February 6, 2002 1:04 PM

It's one of those things, you're a newbie, and in the eyes of some it leaves you open to a beating for no real reason. I myself am guilty of this crime, posting quite horrible and nasty things to people who I don't even know, it's sad really and probably some psychologist could relate it to me feeling some kind of repressed love for my estranged dad (see below).

but in my opinion, Skagg's probably just trying to antagonise you for the Comic Cup, I believe you two have drawn each other in the first round?

Psyche Psyche Psyche......or whatever.

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TheBlairZip February 6, 2002 2:06 PM	Holy shit, you're absolutely right! I guess I still have a lot to learn. skagg, it's okay. I understand now. As a token of good sportsmanship, I would like to invite you to SUCK MY ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS, COCKSMOKER! (Too much?)
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Thomasisneat February 6, 2002 3:35 PM	Ouch... getting dissed and dismissed over the internet. Harsh. Oh well, guess I'll go get back to making more comics!
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skagg February 7, 2002 8:25 AM	quote: (Too much?) just right kinda like steak, not too bloody, not too crispy. kinda like yo mamma after i burned her house down last night well...maybe shes a little crispy
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TheBlairZip February 7, 2002 9:30 AM	A little crispy, maybe...but not crusty, like yo momma.
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skagg February 7, 2002 10:04 AM	shes only crusty cuz shes been left to dry by old poppa whos been too busy banging YO MAMMA
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TheBlairZip February 7, 2002 10:48 AM	Well, she needed it, but enough about my momma. Don't get me started on Yo Poppa...even Tobor turned that shit down!
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skagg February 7, 2002 10:53 AM	that red ringed assbot turns anything down that has your saliva left on it
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TheBlairZip February 7, 2002 2:35 PM	You saw that? I mean, you ... I ... the thing ... damn! Awww, to hell with it. I'm gonna lose anyway. I need time to work on my smack-talking skillz. 55759
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TheUnderpantGnome February 7, 2002 7:29 PM	Damn your good.....
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niteowl February 21, 2002 7:11 PM	My first comic, so flame on. I'm expecting it. 21423
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buhzilla February 21, 2002 9:50 PM	No flames from me. That was pretty good!
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joshw February 22, 2002 5:32 PM	I...don't get it.
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niteowl February 22, 2002 7:42 PM	quote: I...don't get it. The holes in his hands would make eating little candies like M&M's and Skittles kind of difficult...then again, he is Jesus...he can do that walking on water bit so maybe it wouldn't be that tough
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niteowl February 22, 2002 7:47 PM	quote: No flames from me. That was pretty good! Thanks!
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wirthling
February 22, 2002 8:02 PM

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I...don't get it.

The holes in his hands would make eating little candies like M&M's and Skittles kind of difficult...then again, he is Jesus...he can do that walking on water bit so maybe it wouldn't be that tough

Well, maybe he could just put the M&Ms in a bowl and pick them out with his fingers. Or someone could build him a little catapult with which to fling M&Ms into his mouth. Or maybe a bird could be trained to fetch M&Ms and drop them into Jesus' mouth. Then again, Jesus could just drop the M&Ms on the floor, get down on all fours, and hoover them up. At any rate, I think Jesus, although differently-abled in the hand department, has many strategic possibilities open to him for pursuing effective snack enjoyment like the rest of us.

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Thomasisneat February 22, 2002 11:19 PM	Maybe...
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