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gabe_billings
February 9, 2002 5:12 PM

This contest has nothing to do with wirthling. I just needed to spread the word that he sucks. But I digress...

While trying to find a suitable photo for the background of my entry for the last contest, I came across this little gem. This is the second image that shows up in a Google search for 'dungeon'. Wouldn't you just love to beat these guys up? Especially the little demon faced one second from the left?

I was just gonna have that, but then I thought I should do something with current events. What's more current than the Olympics? So I did a search for Olympics. It was fate that the second photo in Google's search was pretty funny, just like the dungeon one. Here it it.

Then just for kicks, I did a search for 'cock'. This wasn't the second image, but I thought it worth mentioning.

We're going to stick with the Olympics as a topic. That's pretty broad, so have some fun with it. Just use at least one piece of any of the above pictures, along with anything else you can think of. Bonus points if you make fun of wirthling. Or boorite. Hell, come to think of it, bonus points if you make fun of anyone.

As long as it's not me.

You will be immediately disqualified if your picture degrades me in any shape or form. Plus I'll leave a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.

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fuzzyman
February 9, 2002 7:19 PM

This probably doesn't count since it's based on art from the previous contest, but I figured I get the obvious joke out of the way...

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gabe_billings
February 9, 2002 7:22 PM

I saw that one coming from a mile away.

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fuzzyman
February 9, 2002 7:24 PM

Pun intended?

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boorite
February 9, 2002 8:50 PM

boorite gives the athlete a "gold medal."

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Spankling
February 9, 2002 8:59 PM

quote:
boorite gives the athlete a "gold medal."
Held on my a strand of pearls.

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gabe_billings
February 10, 2002 5:29 AM

quote:
Pun intended?

You know it.

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fuzzyman
February 10, 2002 7:31 AM

quote:
Pun intended?
You know it.
That would be Distance Facials, then, not Speed Facials.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 10, 2002 12:07 PM

quote:
quote:
Pun intended?
You know it.
That would be Distance Facials, then, not Speed Facials.

Enough with the puns. Get on with the Photoshopping!

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fuzzyman
February 10, 2002 1:22 PM

Fine.

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fuzzyman
February 10, 2002 2:08 PM

I think that's enough from the likes of me.

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fuzzyman
February 10, 2002 4:07 PM

Hey, Gabe... I'm going to be away from the 14th - 18th. Would you mind being my proxy voter in the Cup while I'm gone?

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gabe_billings
February 10, 2002 6:07 PM

I'd be happy to. I happen to have a memory like a sieve. Make sure you tell others so they can harass me if I forget.

G

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Bazilla
February 11, 2002 8:40 AM

I wish I was Fuzzyman, no offence meant, but the God-like things you come up with are WOW!

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JrnymnNate
February 11, 2002 8:47 AM

quote:
... things you come up with are WOW!

Whacked Out Whacky.

Now you can take it as an lopsided insult.

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fuzzyman
February 11, 2002 10:15 AM

Thanks, Nate... I was thinking "Whip 'em Out Wednesday." Which would mean Baz was saying, "but the God-like things you come up with are like women randomly flashing their breasts at you."

In which case I'd say, "They're not nearly as good as THAT."

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JrnymnNate
February 11, 2002 10:54 AM

It all depends on if a compliment from Bazilla is worth anything.

Personaly I think you've taken the Photoshop section by storm.

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Bazilla
February 11, 2002 11:55 AM

quote:
Personaly I think you've taken the Photoshop section by storm.

That's what I should've said!

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itsclark
February 11, 2002 4:49 PM

Gabe -- two of your sample images have been struck down by Xorro from where I sit. So I hope its OK that I winged it.

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fuzzyman
February 11, 2002 6:02 PM

[critic]Shouldn't we be seeing more nipple at low temperatures like that?[/critic]

Oh, you can find Gabe's pics in their original locations by searching for "dungeon" and "olympics" in Google images.

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fuzzyman
February 11, 2002 6:46 PM

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Spankling
February 11, 2002 9:17 PM

quote:
Wirthling Squats
Needs more sodomy.

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KajunFirefly
February 12, 2002 4:08 AM

I'm glad the pictures I sent DexX are dark and hard to see, it'll be hard for anyone to edit them for these photoshop competitions.

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boorite
February 12, 2002 9:12 AM

The guy already looked like he was riding a giant cock.

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fuzzyman
February 12, 2002 9:20 AM

Man, I don't know how you did that...! Boorite has l33t skilz.

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boorite
February 12, 2002 9:36 AM


Attack of the Pederastic Weightlifter!

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boorite
February 12, 2002 9:51 AM


Isn't he dreamy?

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Bazilla
February 12, 2002 9:54 AM

Boorite, that giant cock riding one was great! You got the shadows and everything! Fuzzyman, be afraid, be very afraid.

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boorite
February 12, 2002 10:19 AM

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kaufman
February 12, 2002 10:21 AM

quote:


In which the swindled figure skater discovers the judges are deaf as well as blind.

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boorite
February 12, 2002 10:34 AM

I edited my last entry, so if it's not very funny you may need to reload it. If it's still not very funny, oh well.

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fuzzyman
February 12, 2002 10:34 AM

quote:
Boorite, that giant cock riding one was great! You got the shadows and everything! Fuzzyman, be afraid, be very afraid.
I am very afraid.

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JrnymnNate
February 12, 2002 10:36 AM

quote:
I edited my last entry, so if it's not very funny you may need to reload it. If it's still not very funny, oh well.
I liked the last one and this one.

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gabe_billings
February 12, 2002 12:44 PM

I'm a lamer because I never posted an end date for this contest. Thus I decree it is over now. Mainly because I almost burst some organs laughing over this.

So I think boorite wins.

G

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fuzzyman
February 12, 2002 1:06 PM

Those were some beans.

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Spankling
February 12, 2002 7:48 PM

Ass rocket was a hoot!

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gabe_billings
February 13, 2002 6:48 PM

A match made in heaven?

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kaufman
February 13, 2002 7:40 PM

quote:
A match made in heaven?
His ass-rocket's liquid fuel, and hers looks to be strictly solid :-(

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