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Bazilla
February 15, 2002 12:19 PM

I've got a Judo grading 9am tomorrow (British time) and am hoping to kick arse and get my Blue belt. I haven't fought properly for a year and a half so it could be hard, but with a six nations game on, it might be empty, then I will be drawn against weiner kids. I'll tell you tomorrow night how I done (unless I done really bad then I might stay quiet).

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Bazilla
February 15, 2002 12:20 PM

Oh and excuse me if I vote a bit late in the Comic Cup if that starts, I proberly won't be back here till 3pm SC Time but I will vote, unlike others.

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joshw
February 15, 2002 12:36 PM

Uh, good luck.

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boorite
February 15, 2002 12:43 PM

Bazilla will fight the winner of this match:

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israphael
February 15, 2002 1:19 PM

I vote for Bazilla.

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dcomposed
February 15, 2002 3:15 PM

[wish]luck[/wish]

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 15, 2002 4:33 PM

I shall wish you luck if you promise never to write another comic.

EVER

EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVERVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER

Ok?

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KajunFirefly
February 15, 2002 6:33 PM

I'm going to buy some toothpaste tomorrow, I hope to get that one that has both protection AND whitening...

wish me luck guys!

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dcomposed
February 16, 2002 4:09 AM

good luck Kajun, i know that toothpaste is hard to find. one in every 9 million stores will NOT have it.

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Bazilla
February 16, 2002 7:49 AM

Boorite managed to find my third opponent, I only went up one grade though, I was in the best fight of the day, and derserved a draw, and done quite well on my second fight before losing. Kajun good luck on finding the toothpaste, and sorry KKP, no dice.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 16, 2002 7:56 AM

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Boorite managed to find my third opponent, I only went up one grade though, I was in the best fight of the day, and derserved a draw, and done quite well on my second fight before losing. Kajun good luck on finding the toothpaste, and sorry KKP, no dice.

DAMN YOU BAZILLA

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Bazilla
February 16, 2002 8:24 AM

quote:
DAMN YOU BAZILLA

You seem upset?

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JrnymnNate
February 18, 2002 7:53 PM

Judo....

HA!

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kramer_vs_kramer
February 19, 2002 1:15 AM

Judo pales into insignificance next to the power of NINJAS.

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bunnerabb
February 19, 2002 3:33 AM

I have observed many of the methods of self-defense offered by the Oriental disciplines of the martial arts. Karate, meaning "empty hand", is probably the most prevalent and has several forms, kattas and degrees of achievement one can attain in the pursuit of ones physical and mental acutiy.

Others, mostly of the Korean and Taiwanese schools, such as Tai Kwan Do, Jiu Jitsu and Tae Bo are suited for more specific forms of martial engagement.

I can safely say, however, that a fuck off huge, loaded, semi-automatic weapon shoved in some dumbfuck idiot's face is pretty much the ne plus ultra of trump cards as far as keeping one's ass alive in a street fight.

Rock on, then.

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Marlene
February 19, 2002 8:06 AM

can't argue that...

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boorite
February 19, 2002 8:31 AM

True, bunner. Also, for hand-to-hand, you can't beat good old fashioned wrestling. Never get in a fight with someone who lettered in wrestling in high school, and never, ever get in a fight with a former NCAA wrestler. Boxers are fearsome, too. And wrestlers who know how to box-- well you might as well just dig yourself a hole and lay down in it with a flower on your chest.

You know what else is a great fighting technique? Being way bigger and stronger than the other guy. Then he can karate chop you like five times and you can counter by sneering and sweeping the sidewalk with his face. Assuming he doesn't get in a "ryuku saki wa cheebi" (shot to the beanbag).

But yeah, gun-fu beats 'em all.

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gabe_billings
February 19, 2002 8:34 AM

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I have observed many of the methods of self-defense offered by the Oriental disciplines of the martial arts. Karate, meaning "empty hand", is probably the most prevalent and has several forms, kattas and degrees of achievement one can attain in the pursuit of ones physical and mental acutiy.

Others, mostly of the Korean and Taiwanese schools, such as Tai Kwan Do, Jiu Jitsu and Tae Bo are suited for more specific forms of martial engagement.

I can safely say, however, that a fuck off huge, loaded, semi-automatic weapon shoved in some dumbfuck idiot's face is pretty much the ne plus ultra of trump cards as far as keeping one's ass alive in a street fight.

Rock on, then.



Just remember that if you're training your fuck off huge gun at someone, do the intelligent thing and stand back about 6-8 feet. All those dumb fucks in the movies always have their gun jammed in someone's face and are then suprised when the person bitch slaps them and takes it away. Make sure you can get at least one good shot in before they close the distance between you.

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boorite
February 19, 2002 10:00 AM

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All those dumb fucks in the movies always have their gun jammed in someone's face and are then suprised when the person bitch slaps them and takes it away.

In real life:

Gunman: Put 'em up.

Hero: (Slaps gunman.)

Gunman: Ow. (Shoots hero.)

Hero: (Slaps gunman again. Dies.)

Gunman: (Feeling jaw) Son of a bitch. I think he loosened a filling.

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KajunFirefly
February 19, 2002 10:38 AM

That Ninja site fucking rocks!

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skagg
February 19, 2002 12:59 PM

ummm...isnt karate open fist?

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boorite
February 19, 2002 1:18 PM

quote:
Judo....

HA!



We'd see how loud you can laugh with your face pressed against the mat.

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JrnymnNate
February 19, 2002 4:48 PM

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We'd see how loud you can laugh with your face pressed against the mat.
I happen to have had my own training in mixed style of Kyokushinki, Aikido, and Jujitsu, and doubt that my face could be pressed against a mat easily.

THE DYNAMIC SPHERE ROX0RS J00!

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bunnerabb
February 19, 2002 6:02 PM

quote:
ummm...isnt karate open fist?

Kara - "Empty" as in "Karaoke" - empty orchestra

Te - "Hand" like in "Tekogi" - work with the hands

Kara Te - "Empty hand"

As far as I know.

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KajunFirefly
February 19, 2002 6:10 PM

Isn't an open fist, an empty hand anyway?

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Spankling
February 19, 2002 9:45 PM

For many years I studied Bong-Fu - the enlightened discipline of full bowl. At my peak I had the power to hold a hit through an entire police frisking.

Crouching Tiger was bent over a table separating seeds. The dragon was hidden in smoke. Both were very high.

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wirthling
February 20, 2002 12:20 AM

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For many years I studied Bong-Fu - the enlightened discipline of full bowl. At my peak I had the power to hold a hit through an entire police frisking.

Crouching Tiger was bent over a table separating seeds. The dragon was hidden in smoke. Both were very high.



I tried Bong-Fu, too, but I didn't get very far. For some reason, I was never very motivated.

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KajunFirefly
February 20, 2002 1:34 AM

I was once a master of Bong-Fu, but I found I was becoming posessed by hunger demons who wouldn't leave me until I had fed on everything in site.

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boorite
February 20, 2002 7:24 AM

quote:
quote:
We'd see how loud you can laugh with your face pressed against the mat.
I happen to have had my own training in mixed style of Kyokushinki, Aikido, and Jujitsu,


Does that come with a trip to the salad bar?

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TheElPaso
February 20, 2002 2:56 PM

quote:
Isn't an open fist, an empty hand anyway?
No, because small cylindrical/conic items such as penii could fit in an open fist. An empty hand can't wank off.

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boorite
February 20, 2002 3:07 PM

While we're on the subject, props to Gabe for this Flash thingie.

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KajunFirefly
February 20, 2002 4:11 PM

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No, because small cylindrical/conic items such as penii could fit in an open fist. An empty hand can't wank off.
Personally, when I have my dick in my hand, I consider it full, perhaps the Gods just blessed me more....

and aren't you the one who hasn't masturbated in 3 years or something?

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NastyPope
February 20, 2002 4:48 PM

I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and am currently studying Hung Gar (tiger & crane)GungFu with Choy Li Fut, Most of my groundwork is from wrestling and Hapkido grappling techniques I learned in my Tae Kwon Do classes. Interesting thing i've noticed is that all the styles tend to have core similarities and it is those core similarities that are the most effect techniques. Perhaps it isnt so much the style of martial art as the martial artist. So, say, if Bruce Lee had studied Muy Thai Boxing or Karate, he would have been just as good.

The link below is a really cool site of fellow Hung Gar practitioners in Silicon Valley who make their own Kung Fu movies

http://www.kwoon.org

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itsclark
February 20, 2002 4:55 PM

I prefer the art of Judo-No.

"Judo-No" if I got a knife, "Judo-No" if I got a gun...

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pita
February 20, 2002 10:46 PM

"Judo no" if he's got a skin shredder...

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JrnymnNate
February 22, 2002 5:26 PM

Judo-no if he got gonorrhea...

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wirthling
February 22, 2002 5:32 PM

Now wish me luck. I have my final practical exam in EMT-fu tomorrow. I just hope I don't break a leg.

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wirthling
February 23, 2002 1:05 PM

Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...

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Spankling
February 23, 2002 1:33 PM

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Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...


I bet if we all bit you they would let you on the ambulance.

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fuzzyman
February 23, 2002 2:09 PM

58414

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gabe_billings
February 23, 2002 4:08 PM

quote:
Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...



I encouraged you, you twat. But now I take it all back and hope you leave the AED electrodes on your nuts when you fire it off.

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wirthling
February 23, 2002 7:47 PM

quote:
quote:
Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...



I encouraged you, you twat. But now I take it all back and hope you leave the AED electrodes on your nuts when you fire it off.

Yeah, I know. Thanks.

As far as attaching the AED to my nads, it wouldn't do anything. You can only hit the "shock" button on the AED if it detects one of two types of cardiac rhythms--ventricular fibrillations (v-fib) or ventricular tachycardia (v-tach). I suppose I could get shocked if I accidentally got my nuts stuck under the pad while shocking a patient. Boy, that would be a hard one to explain to the doctor.

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bunnerabb
February 24, 2002 2:38 AM

So you can only jump start somebody who's not in full arrest? Is that, like; "you can only get milk if you order coffee", but they're out of coffee? I mean... aren't they supposed to start your heart when those particular rhythms are ABSENT?

P.S: You said: "hard one".

hehhmm hmmhemhemh mhmh mhemhemhemhehemmm

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wirthling
February 24, 2002 10:33 AM

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So you can only jump start somebody who's not in full arrest? Is that, like; "you can only get milk if you order coffee", but they're out of coffee? I mean... aren't they supposed to start your heart when those particular rhythms are ABSENT?

Most people (me included, prior to my recent training) have the misconception that somebody's heart stops beating and you just zap them to get it started again. It's not that simple.

The heart has its own electrical system. This system is what tells the muscles of the heart when to contract. There are different kinds of cardiac arrest. Most medical-related (as opposed to trauma-related) heart attacks involve a problem with the organization of the electrical energy. Among those types of disturbances, v-fib and v-tach are the most common. (IIRC, v-fib accounts for 50% or more of heart attacks.) The AED has been designed to deal with these 2 types of rhythms, because a simple shock is often effective in correcting them. (The effectiveness will depend on how much damage has already been done to cardiac muscles.) Fixing other types of rhtyhms, such as PEA (Pulseless Electrical Activity), a-fib, and asystole (complete lack of electrical activity), require drugs that only paramedics (a step above EMTs) and doctors can provide. Without the drugs, it doesn't do any good to shock someone.

Other types of heart failure, such as those caused by trauma, CHF (Congestive Heart Failure) or cardiac tamponade (the heart's non-flexible protective sac becomes filled with fluid), cannot be helped by shocking, whether with AEDs or drugs and advanced cardiac equipment. In the case of trauma, the heart stoppage is likely due to decreased blood volume, actual damage to the heart (puncturing a chamber or coronary arteries), hypoxia (deficiency of oxygen in the bloodstream) or neurological damage that impinges circulation. With trauma, CHF, or cardiac tamponade (and probably some other conditions I'm forgetting right now), surgery is the only way to save the patient.

I am not a doctor, however, so my explanation may not be entirely accurate. This was what I was taught, anyway.

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gabe_billings
February 24, 2002 10:58 AM

Gabe wants me to tell you that you're right. Sarah

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wirthling
February 24, 2002 11:03 AM

*blush*

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gabe_billings
February 24, 2002 12:37 PM

You are one smooth motherfucker. If you ever have to do field surgery and take out a spleen save it for me.

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bunnerabb
February 24, 2002 9:18 PM

Far out. Thanks.

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kramer_vs_kramer
February 25, 2002 1:34 AM

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tamponade

That sounds like it could be the most vile drink ever.

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