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descolada99
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Ahhh.. finally. I was in training at my new job all day, but inside I was trying to figure out a theme for this contest. It's alot harder than it looks!

I'm probably going to be banned for winning anymore contests after this one... :) The resutls will be ... interesting I'm sure. Have fun.

The contest will close and be judged Friday at 4pm Eastern.

Here be the rules:
10457

Yes, I am evil. :) Just be thankful I didn't use my first idea. It was worse (think: sing comic dialog to "Camptown Races" :)

good luck all.

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bobo32
March 21, 2001 2:34 PM

You know I had to do it, right?
10460
You hate me, I know. I'm gonna go cry now.

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gabe_billings
March 21, 2001 7:35 PM

Cheese is a wonderful food.

10487

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ObiJo
March 21, 2001 8:44 PM

10492

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wirthling
March 21, 2001 11:09 PM

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bunnerabb
March 22, 2001 12:56 AM

10510

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gabe_billings
March 22, 2001 4:52 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wirthling... You goatfucker. You are a funny, funny man. I bow to your talent. You made me choke on my yogurt.

Gabe

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Jael
March 22, 2001 5:55 AM

lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on line!"

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BigEvilDan
March 22, 2001 6:42 AM

10522

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Jael
March 22, 2001 12:53 PM

man WHY O WHY haiku??? why not something like limericks or simple. Isn't enough I have to use my brain at work all day, but now I have to put it into overdrive to do comix too????!

;)

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NeoVid
March 22, 2001 2:30 PM

It might be hard to tell, but every bit of dialogue in here really is haiku...

10560

The Caption Guy said he's quitting if this doesn't win.

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wirthling
March 22, 2001 2:51 PM

quote:
The Caption Guy said he's quitting if this doesn't win.

933, +}{4+ \/\/0u|_|) 83 4 5}{4/\/\3...

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gabe_billings
March 22, 2001 7:33 PM

I showed my wife your comic. She laughed harder than I did.

10579

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Bottlerockett
March 22, 2001 7:34 PM

What you say!? I had to reformat my hard drive and lost all my bookmarks! I even forgot the address to get to my email! Anyway, i missed the last contest, so here's this one.

10580

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wirthling
March 22, 2001 7:55 PM

Re: Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?

Thank you, sir, may I please have another?!

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ObiJo
March 22, 2001 8:31 PM

quote:
lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!



Thanks, Jael. I love good feedback! Almost makes up for the death threats and the dead cats people keep leaving on my doorstep.

quote:
I want a divorce; I have found another man; His name's ObiJo.

Gabe's wife and prisoners in the same day?! And my friends told me that cologne I bought at 7-11 wouldn't pay off. Ha.

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gabe_billings
March 23, 2001 3:55 AM

quote:
Thank you, sir, may I please have another?!

10605

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Jael
March 23, 2001 6:38 AM

Gabe,

I think you need to make bar charts of the testosterone levels that occur when you and Obi and Wirth are trying to "he-man" each other.

That'd be pretty cool!

Meanwhile, I'm just going to watch while ya'll battle it out!

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wirthling
March 23, 2001 10:11 AM

Have I mentioned that I look just like Russell Crowe? Especially when I wear my gladiator costume...

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Jael
March 23, 2001 11:56 AM

blech...now if you had said Matthew McConaughey or Christian Slater, I'd have been all over that line ;)

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wirthling
March 23, 2001 12:17 PM

My wife has informed me that I am not allowed to flirt. Especially not with Jael-bait...

My wife thinks I look more like Brad Pitt in "Interview with the Vampire." I think she might have a point if Brad Pitt was 80 lbs. overweight and had a scraggly wanna-beard (also fondly referred to by my wife as my "chin-a-pet")...

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ObiJo
March 23, 2001 1:00 PM

Unfortunately, I'm the doppelganger of a young Ed Asner. I do wear this killer cologne, however.

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DragonXero
March 23, 2001 1:45 PM

...and I look homeless.

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gabe_billings
March 23, 2001 2:15 PM

Jael-bait. Haha! You're silly.

As you can see by this simple chart, my testosterone levels have far surpassed those of wirthless and obi-gyn.

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wirthling
March 23, 2001 2:27 PM

quote:
As you can see by this simple chart, my testosterone levels have far surpassed those of wirthless and obi-gyn.

I object to that chart. Janet Reno is way manlier than Bo & Luke Duke...

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ObiJo
March 23, 2001 3:11 PM

Cool! This win has to move my testosterone level past Siegfried and Roy.

The speed with which gabe was able to create that column graph dropped his testosterone level down to the woody allen range. The big geek. Also, if you look closely at the x axis, you'll notice it's an inverted scale, that is 1/he-manliness. And since gabe led the pack by so much, well, he's a woman. Sorry to out you Madame Ovary, but statistics don't lie.

I'll think of a subject for the next contest sometime tonight.

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gabe_billings
March 23, 2001 7:30 PM

Actually my dog made that chart. I just beat him with a stick when I thought he wasn't working fast enough.

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