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itsclark
March 31, 2002 4:12 PM


The Hi-C mascot's lesser known brother "Tippy" trollin' for hotties.

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JrnymnNate
March 31, 2002 4:18 PM

"baby im so big i wear this suit just to cover up what other use a potato to imatate!"

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Drexle
March 31, 2002 5:08 PM

Help the homeless, miss. I'm looking for a nice warm place to stay for the night, can you help me?

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dcomposed
March 31, 2002 11:26 PM

woman to red thing: "piss off, dick head"

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boorite
April 1, 2002 8:34 AM

What's big and red and evil and has a receptacle tip?

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Scyess
April 2, 2002 8:22 PM

"Sorry, ma'am... I'm a virgin. Do I have this on right?"

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DexX
April 2, 2002 8:36 PM

Now we understand the Pope's hatred of contraceptives - it's the Great Demonic Condom!

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Drexle
April 2, 2002 9:06 PM

--God, that guy is such a dick!

--Hi, I'm looking for the 50 foot woman, have you seen her?

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Drexle
April 2, 2002 9:10 PM

quote:
Why the hell are the words "Pink Donkey Wrangler" beneath my name?

Stripcreator has become a dictatorial regime where we all are split into various camps. Some of us are Philosopher Kings, while the rest are pedestrian laborers. "Pink Donkey Wrangler" is your new role in society until otherwise notified. Formal objections can be brought to our collective leader Brad. Be aware, however, that such sedition will be met with harsh reprimand and severe cornholery.

PS: Sending moolah might help your case.

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itsclark
April 3, 2002 6:11 AM

'Tis all too true. I would kill to be a Pink Donkey Wrangler once again. But foolishly I complained of my lowly station. Now I must bear this shameful title as penance, that all who see my posts may mock and scorn them. Brad also deletes all the hilarious punchlines from my comics and replaces them with mediocre substitutes. Yay, the God-King brings a harsh justice to the land.

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Scyess
April 3, 2002 12:18 PM

quote:
Stripcreator has become a dictatorial regime where we all are split into various camps. Some of us are Philosopher Kings, while the rest are pedestrian laborers. "Pink Donkey Wrangler" is your new role in society until otherwise notified. Formal objections can be brought to our collective leader Brad. Be aware, however, that such sedition will be met with harsh reprimand and severe cornholery.

...none of which changes the fact that I am now apparently a Pink Donkey Wrangler.

Oh, and in case Brad is reading this, I've already sent lots of $$$, just not under this screen name. No, really!

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kaufman
April 3, 2002 12:23 PM

"On second thought, I will look at some townhouses instead."

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boorite
April 3, 2002 1:36 PM

Dr. K, that's more like a condommaximum.

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Drexle
April 3, 2002 2:42 PM

quote:
...none of which changes the fact that I am now apparently a Pink Donkey Wrangler.

Oh, and in case Brad is reading this, I've already sent lots of $$$, just not under this screen name. No, really!



Alternatively, it's entirely possible to work your way up the heirarchal structure just by posting lots of messages... but that's no fun.

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joshw
April 5, 2002 6:36 PM

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Hi, I'm looking for the 50 foot woman, have you seen her?
Dumbass geocities won't let me post stuff. This is crap, but I did it in paint, cuz gimp is gimped, or something.

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joshw
April 5, 2002 6:40 PM

Crap, I forgot to name the link!

HERE IT IS

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KajunFirefly
April 9, 2002 12:10 PM

That's Gail Porter's ass, isn't it?

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joshw
April 9, 2002 8:12 PM

That's the one from the James and the Giant Peach photoshopped movie poster, cuz the old 50 foot woman spankling posted has dissapeard, and I didn't want to search for it on the web.

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fuzzyman
April 11, 2002 4:36 AM

"I weeel teeckle you now! Yez, zat eees right! I am zee French Teekler!!!"

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DexX
April 11, 2002 6:49 AM

"What was that? What did you call me? Well, I am rubber and you are glue!"

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Spankling
April 11, 2002 9:17 PM

Where did I come from? I fell out-a yer butt lady!

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