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Isocish
April 19, 2002 2:20 PM

I'm getting a mut tomorow and havn't got a name! PLease ANY SUGGESTIONS!?

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big ears, king charles spaniel....erm...has a spot...thats all I know

and please NO typical ones like "Spot"

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NeoVid
April 19, 2002 2:26 PM

"My Bitch."

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NeoVid
April 19, 2002 2:26 PM

Wait, you specified good names. Damn.

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Bazilla
April 19, 2002 2:38 PM

Unlucky
Candy
Floss
Pepper

Don't laugh, those last three are names of my dogs.

Honey
Bill
Fluffy

Oh wait a minute,

quote:
Good names 4 Dog QUICK!!
Quick?

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TheElPaso
April 19, 2002 2:48 PM

How about Bazilla?

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Spankling
April 19, 2002 2:54 PM

Heeeeere Strappon!

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TheBlairZip
April 19, 2002 3:28 PM

Dammit. As in, "Eat your food, Dammit!"

The last pets we had were named Teddy Bear and Choochie Face (from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang). I secretly called them Asswipe and Fuckface.

Of course, this is probably not doing you any good.

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bunnerabb
April 19, 2002 4:47 PM

Noodles.

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KajunFirefly
April 19, 2002 7:30 PM

Call it "The Emperor and High Ruler of the Bulgarian Fish Mines".

and call it by it's full name, all the time, as a household rule.

Kill those who refuse to address 'The Emperor 'by his proper title, like I just did.

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fuzzyman
April 19, 2002 8:13 PM

Ruprecht.

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crabby
April 19, 2002 8:51 PM

Cornelius
Urinal Cake
Big Eared Spot
Back Door Buck
Pheonix
Powell
Flavius
Coke 2

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dcomposed
April 19, 2002 9:15 PM

BROCK LESNAR!

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pita
April 19, 2002 9:54 PM

shithead

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 12:41 AM

Dare I ask who Brock Lesnar is? Or should I just back out of the room and leave dcomposed do what he wants?

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 12:41 AM

Dare I ask who Brock Lesnar is? Or should I just back out of the room and leave dcomposed do what he wants?

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dcomposed
April 20, 2002 12:48 AM

Brock Lesnar is the greatest wrestler of all time.
former NCAA world champion.
undefeated in the WWF (he hasnt had a match yet).
He is making his in ring debut this sunday(monday) at the WWF Pay Per View Backlash against Matt Hardy (it might have been changed to Jeff Hardy).
and that him in my signiture.

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Isocish
April 20, 2002 12:52 AM

I thankyou all for that cherished imput....heh....heh

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lara7
April 20, 2002 1:00 AM

"ghostface killa"

"zagnut"

"wirthling"

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Isocish
April 20, 2002 1:02 AM

I'm gonna go get it now! I'll post a pic!

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dcomposed
April 20, 2002 1:04 AM

can I triple powerbomb it?

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KajunFirefly
April 20, 2002 4:55 AM

quote:
"ghostface killa"
Are you a closet Wu-Tang fan?

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Bluebexq
April 20, 2002 5:00 AM

Lana
Ming
LES (Loveable Energetic Sook)
Rusty (if the colour matches)
Pepper (if the colour matches)
Ebony (if the colour Matches)
Pip

Previous names of my and family dogs

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 20, 2002 8:44 AM

Super Dog 23

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 8:46 AM

No, Supa Dog 23, that would be so much cooler in my opinion.

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andydougan
April 20, 2002 8:48 AM

Indiana.

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crabby
April 20, 2002 9:42 AM

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Brock Lesnar is the greatest wrestler of all time.

Tito Santana would kick his ass any day of the week.

I liked Brock Lesnar better the first time when he was called Bill Goldberg. The worst part is that I thought Lesnar was kinda cool until dcomposed kept going on and on for no reason and now I could care less about flash in the pan Brock Lesnar.

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DexX
April 20, 2002 10:54 AM

Cavalier King Charles... could you call it anything except either Marty or Feldman?

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skagg
April 20, 2002 11:24 AM

kisses

as in *blows kisses*

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skagg
April 20, 2002 11:47 AM

quote:
quote:
Brock Lesnar is the greatest wrestler of all time.

Tito Santana would kick his ass any day of the week.

I liked Brock Lesnar better the first time when he was called Bill Goldberg. The worst part is that I thought Lesnar was kinda cool until dcomposed kept going on and on for no reason and now I could care less about flash in the pan Brock Lesnar.



im gonna look very stoopid now and say that i didnt think lesnar was goldberg

i also thought goldberg was filming films or something

*slaps "ass" bumper sticker on forehead"

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KajunFirefly
April 20, 2002 12:08 PM

Uh, Brock Lesnar isn't Goldberg.

I think Crabby means that he is a blatant Goldberg rip-off, although, Goldberg was just a complete piss take on Steve Austin, who was just the WWF's version of Gabe Billings.

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skagg
April 20, 2002 12:21 PM

oh okay

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Bazilla
April 20, 2002 12:53 PM

So Gabe has been ripped off by Steve Austin, Goldberg, Brock Lesnarand apparently Crash Holly.

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KajunFirefly
April 20, 2002 1:20 PM

...and Andy's maw, although, she leaves everybody feeling ripped off.

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Isocish
April 22, 2002 11:26 AM

I've got the dog and have called it.....JASPER?! Yeah, I know its pretty pants, buuuut it IS the families dog (I'm 16 and live with my parents)I'll post a pic soon....when I found out how...

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descolada99
April 22, 2002 1:18 PM

Cat

You coudl call your dog Cat and give it all sorts of emotional problems. I'm going to get a cat and name it monkey because I have too much free time to think of stupid shit like that.

Damn I'm not funny.

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dcomposed
April 22, 2002 7:49 PM

why is grandpa here?
jasper didn't want to come alone.

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Spankling
April 22, 2002 8:17 PM

A farmer once had a faithful dog called Sultan, who had grown old, and lost all his teeth, so that he could no longer hold on to anything. One day the farmer was standing with his wife before the house-door, and said, to-morrow I intend to shoot old sultan, he is no longer of any use.

His wife, who felt pity for the faithful beast, answered, he has served us so long, and been so faithful, that we might well give him his keep.

What, said the man, you are not very bright. He has not a tooth left in his head, and not a thief is afraid of him, now he can go. If he has served us, he has had good feeding for it.

The poor dog, who was lying stretched out in the sun not far off, had heard everything, and was sorry that the morrow was to be his last day. He had a good friend, the wolf, and he crept out in the evening into the forest to him, and complained of the fate that awaited him. Listen, gossip, said the wolf, be of good cheer, I will help you out of your trouble. I have thought of something. To-morrow, early in the morning, your master is going with his wife to make hay, and they will take their little child with them, for no one will be left behind in the house. They are wont, during work-time, to lay the child under the hedge in the shade, you lay yourself there too, just as if you wished to guard it. Then I will come out of the wood, and carry off the child. You must rush swiftly after me, as if you would seize it again from me. I will let it fall, and you will take it back to its parents, who will think that you have saved it, and will be far too grateful to do you any harm, on the contrary, you will e in high favor, and they will never let you want for anything again.

The plan pleased the dog, and it was carried out just as it was arranged. The father screamed when he saw the wolf running across the field with his child, but when old sultan brought it back, then he was full of joy, and stroked him and said, not a hair of yours shall be hurt, you shall eat my bread free as long as you live. And to his wife he said, go home at once and make old sultan some bread-sop that he will not have to bite, and bring the pillow out of my bed, I will give him that to lie upon.

Henceforth old sultan was as well off as he could wish to be. Soon afterwards the wolf visited him, and was pleased that everything had succeeded so well. But, gossip, said he, you will just wink an eye if, when I have a chance, I carry off one of your master's fat sheep. Do not reckon upon that, answered the dog, I will remain true to my master, I cannot agree to that. The wolf, who thought that this could not be spoken in earnest, came creeping about in the night and was going to take away the sheep. But the farmer, to whom the faithful sultan had told the wolf's plan, caught him and dressed his hide soundly with the flail. The wolf had to make himself scarce, but he cried out to the dog, wait a bit, you scoundrel, you shall pay for this.

The next morning the wolf sent the boar to challenge the dog to come out into the forest so that they might settle the affair. Old sultan could find no one to stand by him but a cat with only three legs, and as they went out together the poor cat limped along, and at the same time stretched out her tail into the air with pain.

The wolf and his friend were already at the appointed place, but when they saw their enemy coming they thought that he was bringing a sabre with him, for they mistook the outstretched tail of the cat for one. And when the poor beast hopped on its three legs, they could only think every time that it was picking up a stone to throw at them. So they were both afraid, the wild boar crept into the under-wood and the wolf jumped up a tree.

The dog and the cat, when they came up, wondered that there was no one to be seen. The wild boar, however, had not been able to hide himself altogether, one of his ears was sticking out. Whilst the cat was looking carefully about, the boar moved his ear, the cat, who thought it was a mouse moving there, jumped upon it and bit it hard. The boar made a fearful noise and ran away, crying out, the guilty one is up in the tree. The dog and cat looked up and saw the wolf, who was ashamed of having shown himself so timid, and made friends with the dog.

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lara7
April 22, 2002 9:38 PM

quote:
quote:
"ghostface killa"
Are you a closet Wu-Tang fan?

No, I just think rap names are funny.

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KajunFirefly
April 23, 2002 10:58 AM

Spankling, I read that story, waiting for a punchline, or a moral, or, well, something.

Maybe I missed the point.

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Zero_Entropy
April 23, 2002 11:43 AM

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So Gabe has been ripped off by Steve Austin, Goldberg, Brock Lesnarand apparently Crash Holly.

I hope that being "ripped off" isnt a homosexual activity.

For the sake of the children anyway.

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gabe_billings
April 23, 2002 12:28 PM

quote:
quote:
So Gabe has been ripped off by Steve Austin, Goldberg, Brock Lesnarand apparently Crash Holly.

I hope that being "ripped off" isnt a homosexual activity.

For the sake of the children anyway.



Oh, but it is. I bang WWF superstars every night.

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Isocish
April 23, 2002 12:38 PM

WWF Superstars are all sweaty even before a match Maybe they all have emotional problems...

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TheBlairZip
April 23, 2002 1:08 PM

I'm with Andy. Should have named it Indiana.

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ladyjdotnet
May 1, 2002 3:38 PM

My friend has a cat named "Niglet".

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andydougan
May 1, 2002 4:36 PM

The Te of Niglet, biatch.

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