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wirthling
April 12, 2001 2:54 PM

Comic Contest 22: I can name that toon in one-note characters!

(I decided to change the numbering system back from Roman to Arabic so that we have more room in the comic titles.)

1. The comic below features several one-note characters from previous Low Pass comics. Each of these characters only have one defining characteristic. Use at least one of these characters or create one or more new one-note characters. You can combine two or more of these characters into one strip if you want.

2. Use any other character or props in addition to the one or more one-note characters, but you don't have to include anyone or anything else if you don't want to.

3. Use any background.

4. The winner will be chosen Monday 4/16 at midnight EDT.

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wirthling April 12, 2001 2:58 PM	Here's a Captain Obvious comic... 3550
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wirthling April 12, 2001 3:00 PM	Captain Obvious meets Mr. Oblivious... 3829
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wirthling April 12, 2001 3:02 PM	Here's Dr. Pedantic in action... 9862
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wirthling April 12, 2001 3:04 PM	and Obsequious Oscar... 9881
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wirthling April 12, 2001 3:08 PM	Our newest one-note pal, Andy Antagonist... (This one makes more sense if you have been following the "Ones for everybody!" discussion thread.) 11981
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gabe_billings April 12, 2001 3:50 PM	12131
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NeoVid April 12, 2001 4:08 PM	Again with the self-referential humor. 12133
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NeoVid April 12, 2001 4:20 PM	And yet another one. This is Starting to make me wonder about myself... http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12135 12135
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Scyess April 12, 2001 4:57 PM	I have to admit, the original Captian Obvious cartoon was the first comic I ever saw on LowPass that was fucking hilarious. I will always love it. Here's my entry. I hope I win so we can get some conspiracy rumors flying. 12141
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wirthling April 12, 2001 11:38 PM	quote: I hope I win so we can get some conspiracy rumors flying. Shhhhh! Ix-nay on-ay e-thay onspiracy-cay!
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wirthling April 12, 2001 11:43 PM	quote: And yet another one. Yo, NeoVid! One comic per person there, bub! Which one do you want me to consider?
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ObiJo April 13, 2001 1:30 AM	Falsetto Voice: I want you to consider only ObiJo's please. He's cool. From, NeoVid Damn, just realized I still have my name marker up there. Oh well. I considered doing this one in French just to piss Scyess off. 12158 And thank GOD the roman numerals are gone at last. What jackass started that anyway?
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Jael April 13, 2001 8:21 AM	here's my losing entry... 12181
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boorite April 13, 2001 11:44 AM	12199 Yeah, who is the smegma-brained human mistake who put fucking Roman numerals on the contest?
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NeoVid April 13, 2001 2:20 PM	Um... go with the first one I did. It's just that this contest is actually giving me ideas, and I usually need a head injury to get those. 12221
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NeoVid April 13, 2001 2:29 PM	Hopefully, this is the last one... 12223
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DexX April 14, 2001 1:10 AM	http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12258 12258 A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings.
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gabe_billings April 14, 2001 6:37 AM	Y'all are too quick to put yourself down. That was great!
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evil_d April 14, 2001 9:04 AM	http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12275 12275 If I should happen to win, I may not be able to post the new contest until Tuesday evening. Just so you know.
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balan
April 16, 2001 1:43 AM

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

Â Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obvious by balanÂ
04-16-01Â

Some dark alley way in New York...

That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.

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You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit?

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What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing.

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Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?

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Desperate?

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Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.

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balan April 16, 2001 1:45 AM	quote: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441 (in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P ) ayup. I suck. the irony in that, given my comic, is amusing to me at least here at 5am :P
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balan April 16, 2001 1:55 AM	12441 guess, I should have browsed the news archives before posting :P Oh well. Now if there was just a delete feature on the msg board to get rid of your own posts :P
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wirthling April 16, 2001 8:47 AM	Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"! Scratch that. Set it on "maim."
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boorite April 16, 2001 9:01 AM	quote: A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings. Anyone who dares name a character "Boonerism Spird" deserves to win.
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BigEvilDan April 16, 2001 10:22 AM	12475
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ObiJo
April 16, 2001 11:47 AM

This one was just begging for it:
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quote:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obvious by balan
04-16-01

Some dark alley way in New York...

That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.

You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit?

What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing.

Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?

Desperate?

Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.

Them's fighting words.

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balan April 16, 2001 1:07 PM	quote: Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"! Scratch that. Set it on "maim." Don't threaten me with a good time.....
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gabe_billings April 16, 2001 2:36 PM	Hehehe. We've brought another one into the fold.
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wirthling April 16, 2001 2:40 PM	quote: So I hope you'll accept my entry to the contest (even though I didn't mention the contest in the title!) Of course I'll accept your comic. All are welcome here. Now bend over.
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bunnerabb April 16, 2001 5:38 PM	12505
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wirthling
April 16, 2001 9:30 PM

Comic Contest 22 results...

By a unanimous vote of the judges, it has been decided that Gabe Billings is a spoogobbler and loses again!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I never get tired of that part of the judging.

OK, now on to the contest winner...

I could give comments about every strip created, but, as we all know, I'm a lousy bastard. Just a couple of comments:

Honorable Mention goes to Scyess for the creation of Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction, who makes a fine addition to the Low Pass family.

Runner Up goes to boorite for getting Dr. Pedantic just right (I checked the usage notes for "enormity" and "aggravating" - he's right) and using the phrase "nuclear wedding tackle." Plus, everybody loves Tobor.

And now, the winner...

Winner of Comic Contest 22 and recipient of a express ticket to Hell goes to DexX!

I liked all of his new one-note characters, especially Boonerism Spird and the Stupid Punchline Elephant. The 2nd panel was especially well conceived, as well. Congratulations, DexX!

DexX, please don't make me regret this by making us do comics about our favorite Australian kids' show host or some other weird southern hemispherean crap...

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wirthling April 16, 2001 9:34 PM	I almost forgot something - Honorable Mention goes to bunnerabb, as well, for use of the phrase "ginger-assed goofbag." I don't know why, but I really liked that. Maybe it's because I'm a ginger-assed goofbag...
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DexX April 17, 2001 1:52 AM	I have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to win a contest with a strip that you think is really good. The number of times I have read "What? I won? With that piece of shit? Are you crazy?" is pretty funny. Thanks wirthling. See you all in the new thread...
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boorite
April 17, 2001 7:25 AM

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Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"!

Scratch that. Set it on "maim."

Don't threaten me with a good time.....

The Sodomizer is powerless against him!

Bring on the FELLATER!

And poke him with the Comfy Pillows.

....but really, expressing a penchant for being sodomized could make you more popular here than you want to be....

Hilarious "bear" cartoons, BTW.

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boorite April 17, 2001 7:38 AM	quote: (I checked the usage notes for "enormity" and "aggravating" - he's right) I am Dr. Pedantic.
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Jael
April 17, 2001 8:43 AM

I officially announce that forthwith all comics crafted by my measly little paws will be full of sexual inneundo, toilet humor, and big tits.

Test marketing has shown that the majority of choadsmokers in this forum are males and this will go over magnificently. ;)

There will be no unfunny things that require cerebral attention or can be read without being on ritalin or prozac.

Thank you,
jAI

*systems shutdown, auto pilot engaged*

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gabe_billings April 17, 2001 8:52 AM	quote: I officially announce that forthwith all comics crafted by my measly little paws will be full of sexual inneundo, toilet humor, and big tits. Just how big are we talking?
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Jael April 17, 2001 9:02 AM	HUUUUGE...tracts of land.
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