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gabe_billings
May 3, 2002 1:03 PM

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 1:07 PM

Might I ask why you searched for "vietnamese surfers"?

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gabe_billings
May 3, 2002 1:27 PM

Go ahead.

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 1:40 PM

Why did you search for "vietnamese surfers"?

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gabe_billings
May 3, 2002 1:46 PM

Because Zero_Entropy's tagline was a quote from Apocalypse Now, namely 'Charlie don't surf!'. Robert Duvall's character in the movie was quite certain of the fact that Charlie didn't surf. I was curious as to whether or not he was right. Thus the search for 'Vietnamese surfers.

Any other questions?

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 1:48 PM

Well, maybe Charlie didn't surf in '68.

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JrnymnNate
May 3, 2002 2:01 PM

Wasn't that the whole story behind American Grafiti? "Where were you in '68?"

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bunnerabb
May 3, 2002 2:24 PM

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Wasn't that the whole story behind American Grafiti? "Where were you in '68?"
Kinds, sorta, but not actually. American Graffiti was some instant nostalgia that caught a very kitschey albiet identifiable look into coming of age in small town America. It had greasers, collegiates, and the whole pre-Beatles youth culture nailed pretty well for the midwest. It also launched Happy Days and Ron Howard's adult career and Richard Dreyfuss's career in general. I think it was "Where were you in '62?"

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 3:50 PM

The ironic thing is that Martin Sheen's son, Charlie, surfs.

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 3:50 PM

Maybe.

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 3:53 PM

When he's not on drugs.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
May 3, 2002 3:57 PM

I recall when Charlie Sheen came to scotland for a movie shoot , jumped in a taxi and said "Take me to where the hookers are".

And then asked the hookers to get him some drugs , and got ripped off for £800 worth of Baking Powder.

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andydougan
May 3, 2002 4:10 PM

Ha ha! The twat.

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 5:26 PM

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It also launched Happy Days and Ron Howard's adult career and Richard Dreyfuss's career in general. I think it was "Where were you in '62?"
I think it was Harrison Ford's first acting gig too.

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Spankling
May 3, 2002 7:48 PM

OBIJO! How long you been back?!?

What happened to my Lincoln Logs
Oh where did they go
Mamma did you throw them out
Yes I gotta know

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boorite
May 6, 2002 10:02 AM

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I recall when Charlie Sheen came to scotland for a movie shoot , jumped in a taxi and said "Take me to where the hookers are".

And then asked the hookers to get him some drugs , and got ripped off for £800 worth of Baking Powder.


Those dumbfucks! Getting Charlie Sheen what he wants is worth a damn sight more than £800. He could make you his go-to guy every time his friends roll through. You could land a bit part, maybe get to fuck J-Lo's stand-in or something. You could get someone to read your screenplay. Scots! No wonder you're fucked.

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Zero_Entropy
May 6, 2002 2:07 PM

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Those dumbfucks! Getting Charlie Sheen what he wants is worth a damn sight more than £800. He could make you his go-to guy every time his friends roll through. You could land a bit part, maybe get to fuck J-Lo's stand-in or something. You could get someone to read your screenplay. Scots! No wonder you're fucked.

Is anybody here aware of Chris Rock's "I hate Niggers" routine?

Basically it goes:

"Niggers are dumb fucks who think breaking the law is funny and a smart thing to do. They are giving all black people a bad name. Decent normal hard working black people i love but niggers i HATE!"

He says all that but in a funnier Chris Rock kind of way.

Anyway, I have much the same view on neds.

Neds aren't real Scots. So much like niggers shouldn't be thought of as being the same as "black people" Neds shouldn't be thought of being the same as "Scots".

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wirthling
May 6, 2002 2:16 PM

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Those dumbfucks! Getting Charlie Sheen what he wants is worth a damn sight more than £800. He could make you his go-to guy every time his friends roll through. You could land a bit part, maybe get to fuck J-Lo's stand-in or something. You could get someone to read your screenplay. Scots! No wonder you're fucked.

Is anybody here aware of Chris Rock's "I hate Niggers" routine?

Basically it goes:

"Niggers are dumb fucks who think breaking the law is funny and a smart thing to do. They are giving all black people a bad name. Decent normal hard working black people i love but niggers i HATE!"

He says all that but in a funnier Chris Rock kind of way.

Anyway, I have much the same view on neds.

Neds aren't real Scots. So much like niggers shouldn't be thought of as being the same as "black people" Neds shouldn't be thought of being the same as "Scots".



I hate assholes. Assholes are dumb fucks who rain shit on everyone who isn't like them. Assholes are giving humans a bad name. Assholes shouldn't be thought of being the same as humans.

Cheers!

Ah, don't mind me. I'm in one of my moods...

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gabe_billings
May 6, 2002 4:09 PM

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Ah, don't mind me. I'm in one of my moods...

Is it the one where you kill people? 'Cause if it is, I'll go get some popcorn.

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andydougan
May 6, 2002 6:52 PM

The little respect I had for Chris Rock disappeared after his very racist turn in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'm sure he'll be dismayed to hear this.

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wirthling
May 6, 2002 7:47 PM

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Ah, don't mind me. I'm in one of my moods...

Is it the one where you kill people? 'Cause if it is, I'll go get some popcorn.

I'm over it now.

No, wait maybe...maybe... Nope, that was just gas.

Carry on.

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 7, 2002 1:16 AM

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The little respect I had for Chris Rock disappeared after his very racist turn in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'm sure he'll be dismayed to hear this.

He can be very funny at times, but I do wonder how the hell he gets away with his frequent anti-white rants.

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ObiJo
May 7, 2002 2:47 AM

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OBIJO! How long you been back?!?
Nearly a month in dog years.

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bunnerabb
May 7, 2002 11:04 AM

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Is anybody here aware of Chris Rock's "I hate Niggers" routine?

Basically it goes:

"Niggers are dumb fucks who think breaking the law is funny and a smart thing to do. They are giving all black people a bad name. Decent normal hard working black people i love but niggers i HATE!"

He says all that but in a funnier Chris Rock kind of way.



Actually, what he says is that black people, by and large, are self-respecting, hard-working folks who have to put up with self-stated "niggers" who basically sit about acting out every lazy-assed, stealin', dope running, illiterate, violent, useless motherfucker stereotype that was ever ascribed to black people in general by racists. And it's hilarious. Almost all crimes perpetrated upon blacks such as assault, theft, robbery and rape are perpetrated by other blacks. He's sick of it. He's telling his brothers and sisters to stop leaning on the lowest expectations that society has for them and using skin colour as an excuse.

He takes a shot at "Broke-assed, livin' in a trailer home, eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, fuckin' they sister, listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records" white trash, too.

Chris Rock is brilliant and funny and he speaks what's on his mind. What more do you want from a court jester?

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