Pic-Edit Comp #30: The Wages of Sin is Photoshop

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DexX
May 6, 2002 8:47 AM

This here is a scary page on a scary site made by a scary man:

http://www.onenessapostolic.org/audio/index.html

Down the very bottom of this page are some images of his firetrap... uh, church... and his own very frightening visage. Use one or more of these images, plus any other pics you feel like, to make something fun...

Wussy rule #1: I am sure this kind of thing is protected by law as being parody and what-not, but just in case this guy finds out about this (and he is a true psycho - this is the guy currently litigating against JrnymnNate's father) I don't want your images to be too extreme. Be creative, be funny, but try to limit the obscenity level to something that would make your grandmother blush, rather than prompting her to vomit.

Wussy rule #2: In regards to the children in those pics, no obscenity at all, please. I would prefer you to limit your efforts to the adults, but if a gag requires the kids (whose life is hard enough, having that guy for a father) don't be too nasty with them.

That said, go nuts.

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fuzzyman May 6, 2002 9:33 AM
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skagg May 6, 2002 9:59 AM	apparently the tora bora caves have been situated in north carolina all along. military intelligence, the ultimate oxymoron too much? depends on your personal view i suppose. i suspect mr winter's personal view will be that that was way below the belt
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DexX May 6, 2002 10:12 AM	Two entries in, and I am already falling off my chair laughing... Fuck those two are good!
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JrnymnNate May 6, 2002 11:19 AM	OMG it's Steve W-----! LOL I blanked out his name so that it won't show up in search engines... should protect us from him finding it.
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DexX May 6, 2002 11:47 AM	...exactly why I never mentioned his name. Let's hope he never searches for his domain name...
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KajunFirefly May 6, 2002 12:36 PM
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gabe_billings May 6, 2002 12:42 PM	His new sanctuary has bongos.
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KajunFirefly May 6, 2002 12:53 PM
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skagg May 6, 2002 1:16 PM	dammit, i thought of doing that one and now im pissed that i didnt damn lazy bastard!
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fuzzyman May 6, 2002 1:19 PM
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KajunFirefly May 6, 2002 1:26 PM	Excellent Fuzz!
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BigEvilDan May 6, 2002 4:42 PM	fuzzyman kinda beat me to it, but what the hell.
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dcomposed May 6, 2002 9:35 PM
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DexX May 6, 2002 11:49 PM	Ow, ow, ow... sore stomach muscles... Hey, Nate, where's your entry?
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JrnymnNate May 7, 2002 10:35 AM	My trial version of PSP is expired and my internet connection on my PC is off, so I havn't had that chance. My dad has a registerd version of PSP, so I'll get that but I probably won't get any pics in any time soon for judging. Make no mistake, I'll get around to it.
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DexX May 7, 2002 11:59 AM	Fuck! Judging! Urrrmmm... well, make it officially three days from when I posted the rules, but I may stretch it out if people keep posting images as good as the ones done so far (assuming nobody objects to it extending a little bit). We'll see...
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kramer_vs_kramer May 7, 2002 12:32 PM
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kramer_vs_kramer May 7, 2002 12:35 PM
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kramer_vs_kramer May 7, 2002 1:08 PM	ZZ Top unveil their newest member.
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fuzzyman May 7, 2002 1:30 PM	Oh, Christ in a Bucket! I go to preview mine and there is Kramers! Dammit!!! Looks like we used the same pic :-)
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kramer_vs_kramer May 7, 2002 1:47 PM	An interesting fact about ZZ Top is that the guy who didn't have a beard is called Steve Beard.
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wirthling May 7, 2002 2:11 PM	quote: An interesting fact about ZZ Top is that the guy who didn't have a beard is called Steve Beard. A somewhat better-known fact is that the guy's name is Frank Beard.
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kramer_vs_kramer May 7, 2002 2:21 PM	My bad.
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NeoVid May 7, 2002 2:44 PM	Best contest ever.
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kaufman May 7, 2002 2:58 PM	quote: quote: An interesting fact about ZZ Top is that the guy who didn't have a beard is called Steve Beard. A somewhat better-known fact is that the guy's name is Frank Beard. And the band member without his appendix is named Joey Appendix.
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fuzzyman May 7, 2002 7:08 PM
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dcomposed May 7, 2002 7:10 PM	quote: My trial version of PSP is expired and my internet connection on my PC is off, so I havn't had that chance. My dad has a registerd version of PSP, so I'll get that but I probably won't get any pics in any time soon for judging. Make no mistake, I'll get around to it. What version of PSP is it? if it's PSP7 I can give you my registration, but that is illegal.
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Spankling May 7, 2002 10:04 PM
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wirthling May 7, 2002 10:29 PM	I dunno. All my good ideas were stolen by you psychic bastards...
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KajunFirefly May 7, 2002 10:48 PM	You've given the stamp tool and the liquify function a new breath of life, THAT'S what photoshopping is all about, beats us mooks who just copy and paste people's heads onto things.
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DexX May 8, 2002 3:01 AM	Ow... hernia...
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DexX May 8, 2002 3:31 AM	My own little effort, the product of a bit of free-association on my part...
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dcomposed May 8, 2002 4:27 AM	quote: has anybody else noticed how much that girl with the 3 eyes looks like ozzy osbourne?
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fuzzyman May 8, 2002 5:33 AM
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Bazilla May 8, 2002 8:38 AM	quote: That looks like my dad!
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DexX May 8, 2002 9:06 AM	The legs belong to Greg Louganis. I was looking for a shot of him belting his head on the board in '84. No luck.
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kramer_vs_kramer May 8, 2002 12:22 PM
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kramer_vs_kramer May 8, 2002 12:25 PM	Low attendances meant the church had to turn to sponsorship to make money:
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fuzzyman May 8, 2002 2:25 PM
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fuzzyman May 8, 2002 7:38 PM
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fuzzyman May 8, 2002 8:04 PM	From the moment I saw the original picture, I thought, "Those boys look like Eddie Munster!" Yet I didn't think of doing this until now.
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Mr_Smith May 8, 2002 11:08 PM	All in the name of legal anonymity. The image is slow.
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skagg May 9, 2002 8:16 AM	quote: Low attendances meant the church had to turn to sponsorship to make money: we know something that they dont. la la la la laaaa la
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gabe_billings May 9, 2002 1:58 PM	quote: All in the name of legal anonymity. The image is slow. It's so slow the picture hasn't caught up to the little red x placeholder yet.
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skagg May 9, 2002 2:48 PM	i can see it
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fuzzyman May 9, 2002 2:51 PM	Too bad those people are Sikhs and not Arabs.
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BigEvilDan May 9, 2002 8:14 PM	An alternate version of my previous entry:
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DexX May 9, 2002 8:21 PM	Okay, roughly twelve hours until judgement. If you have a funny idea that you have been sitting on, now is the time to post it.
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BigEvilDan May 9, 2002 8:55 PM	Our main man, saddened to see that his son has turned to Satan.
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