Did this for a recent photoshopping contest. Thought it might be fun for captioning...

"I did not have sexual relations with th... that... OW! Yeah! Oh, you KNOW I'm your bitch!"

President Bush's new Home Security Policy took a slight popularity dip today when, as he explained the latest wave of freedom-restricting security measures to be enacted, he was buttslammed by a pack of monkeys.

"No, the other pocket! Feel what's in the OTHER pocket!"

"About this tall, why? He's... He's behind me? Nah, come on! Quit fucking around!"

Whilst Banobo monkeys are known to use Sex as a form of greeting , it appeared that , after all those years in Civilisation , Dubbya had forgotten how to greet his brothers.

"Junior! Put that down! You don't know where it's been!"

"Awww, but it's so cute! Look, mum, look! It's looks just like one of us, but a bit dumber!"

- In spite of the fact that he was in full sight of the zoo-going public, George's accidental incarceration inside the monkey enclosure was not discovered for nearly a week.

- The cover illustration for Curious George Takes a Campaign Contribution.

"Get your hands of me you damn dirty ape!"

Or

"Son! Get your hands off that damn dirty human!"

A planet where apes evolved from politicians?

BABOON SPOONS PRESIDENT
activity continues amid protests

Former President Clinton meets with the current president. Problems arise when the former president tries to collect some debts from an old poker game.

And so another assassination attempt set up by the Democratic party fails when the mutant monkey fogets about kiling the president and instead decides to play "hide the keys".

The police department in Washington is getting easier and easier to get into.

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And so another assassination attempt set up by the Democratic party fails when the mutant monkey forgets about kiling the president and instead decides to play "hide the keys".

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In the special corner of hell reserved for politicians, there is no Republican or Democrat. Just giant monkeys and body-cavity searches.

"I love you too, Jeb."

What?!? THE HELL!?!
I HAVE A DOPPLEGANGER!!! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
CRAP!!!
AAAAUGGGHHHHH!

At the Middle east peace conference, President Bush was forced to undergo a weapons check from Palestinian Security.

Yay Nastypopes back

NastyPope!

Please, please, stick around. There's not many science people here, so I haven't had a chance to use my 3 laws of motion jokes, Euclidian geometry punchlines, or wave function allusions.

Help me, NastyPope. You're my only hope.

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NastyPope!

Please, please, stick around. There's not many science people here, so I haven't had a chance to use my 3 laws of motion jokes, Euclidian geometry punchlines, or wave function allusions.

Help me, NastyPope. You're my only hope.

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There is just something about Euclidian geometry that makes my hairy nipples perk up with alegorias expectation

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wave function allusions

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It takes two points to define a line, two lines to define a plane.

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