First of all, I'd like to thank all of you for helping me to acheive my victory in the last contest and... HEY! Most of you were trying to make me lose by attempting to do better! Just for that, I'm gonna add an extra rule to make this thing even harder.

Anyways, as an introduction, once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night and... bugger this, we already know what happens by looking at the Comic Contest's title, so I'll spare you and me the time.

Here are the r00lzorz:

Uno: Brad has been kidnapped. (Duh.) The comic must follow the storylines accordingly, whether it follows the kidnapping, investigation, or how the SC server crashes the instant he's kidnapped and comes back immediately after Brad's mom pays the ransom, or any other part of the kidnapping.

Dos: It is up to you whether you do a single comic, several comixcks, or a bowl of serial. Anyone who enters the contest with no comics will be instantly disqualified.

Tres: Extra credit if you feature me in the presentation. (Use Tyler from kofightclub to represent me.)

However the fuck you're supposed to spell the Spanish word for four: As promised in the first paragraph, I need an extra challenge. As such, all panels in all comics that have two characters may not have a narration box. All other panels must have a piss-yellow rectangle of discription. May you wish to do physical bodily harm on me for this.

Cinco: You may only use Stripcreator.com-made comics. No photoshopped entries, Red Meat crap, or self-drawn comics. (Which incidentally will make it real hard for DexX to win.)

Seis: All entries must be in by either Friday at around the time this gets posted, or by December the 24th of 3036, whichever comes first.

That said, I'll leave you with these words of inspiration: When a man loves a Comic Contest, HE ENTERS THE FUCKING BITCH!

Uh huh huh huh... you said "Enter the fucking bitch."

Actualy he says "Enters the fucking bitch." not that I'm one to be pendantic.

Actually, he said, in part, "ENTERS THE FUCKING BITCH!", not that I'm one to be non-pedantic.

I also said pendantic, when I meant pedantic.
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Well, I know lard isn't the answer.

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Rules clarification please: In Rule Cuatro, do props count as characters? Height props? Regardless, it's a moot issue for this one:

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My humble entry:

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Mr Jass, are you the alter-ego of another regular?

Darn it, Andy, I thought you were the top authority on the identity of the Mysterians.

My first competition:

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To clarify the rules, for this contest any space which has either any art in it or has a dialogue box or thought box is considered to have a character in it. It must be completely blank for it to not have a character in it. With any luck, I have disqualified all previous comics by this.

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I read that comic to the tune of We didn't Start the Fire not even trying to.

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To clarify the rules, for this contest any space which has either any art in it or has a dialogue box or thought box is considered to have a character in it. It must be completely blank for it to not have a character in it. With any luck, I have disqualified all previous comics by this.

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Billy Joel's catalogue

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*innocent whistle*

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I think I'll go do a series too since I'm the only one on the site at these hours.

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If it were up to voting, I'd vote for ObiJo.

That's because you love me.

DragonXero's in luuuuuuv, DragonXero's in luuuuuuuv.

Neener, neener, neener.

I just talked myself out of your vote, didn't I?

I saved this one before it was completely done, but since it's not that good, what the hell.

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And with that, the contest is over. [sad smiley] :( [/sad smiley]
But now I pick a winner! [happy smiley] :) [/happy smiley]

If I ever recieve for any reason a trillion dollars, I will send at least three cents to these people for their excellent participation in my Contest of Comic:

Bazilla simply for using the comic title "Remember to let her into your Brad". I can just imagine some variation of this as Brad's new pick-up line.

kaufman for the best usage of the rule quad... kwaut... cwot... and for the best intentionally disqualified comic. Shame on all of you for not giving out best intentionally disqualified comic awards in your previous contests.

discodawg for Best Usage of Mr_Jass in a Comic. I would tell you that this is the most important award ever in the history of the Universe, but I'm not logged in as CaptainObvious right now.

TheElPaso because making fun of Canadians in a comic always automatically puts you up for contention. Unless one of the rules states that you can't make fun of Canadians. Then you shouldn't do it.

Big Evil Dan for his all around funny comic series, but I'll have to subtract points for representing me with a non-Tyler character.

ObiJo because he generally kicks ass. Oh yeah, he made an entry or something as well.

This just in, I changed all of the rules at the end of the contest. boorite has been disqualified for not correctly following the new narration-box rule.

Only one person can be rewarded with honor, dignity, getting to run the next contest, and the promise of four cents if I make that trillion.

*DING*DING*DING* Here is your winner, and the new World Stripcreating Entertainment Undisputed Champion...

ObiJo, for realising that having the comic have something to do with Brad being kidnapped is for tossers and wankers. All others will be mercilessly cornholed.

just now I wish I had of saved the comic I made called "mr jass = god" that had nothing to do with brad being kidnapped.

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Bazilla simply for using the comic title "Remember to let her into your Brad". I can just imagine some variation of this as Brad's new pick-up line.

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Thanks, Mr_Jass! I promise to uphold the honor of this fine award and not sully...
Ah, who am I kidding? Whoever posts the picture of the biggest boobies always wins my contest. It's all about the boobies.

Boobies.

Nicely run contest too. When this contest first started, we all used to give feedback. But between our chronic laziness and our all-consuming quest for the perfect booby (the queen booby), we hardly ever do anymore. I regret it sometimes, but it will all be worth it when I kill the queen booby and mount her on my wall.

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boorite has been disqualified for not correctly following the new narration-box rule.

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Tee-hee. You can't find me. I've hidden myself too far back. Now everybody who clicked on the comic compitition forum because they saw I made a new post will be all like: "Where's boinky?"

The first person to find me wins a cheese cake.

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Tee-hee. You can't find me. I've hidden myself too far back. Now everybody who clicked on the comic compitition forum because they saw I made a new post will be all like: "Where's boinky?"

The first person to find me wins a cheese cake.

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Hey, what are you guys doing hiding here? Got room for one more?

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*passes out cheesecake*

After we're done, want to play badminton? We can use wirthling as the shuttlecock.

Oh no! You found me!

Hee, hee....cock.

About that cake, you ate it didn't you?

Yeah, so what?