Yeah, 24. Anyway, the rules are simple as the fuzzy math Clinton used to make our budget look balanced...
Okay, first off, you can use any character/background, from the DexX and Props categories... (I'm making this up as I go along)

Next, your strip has to mention balls (as seen on killfrog.com (the neutered dog that always says "BALLS!")).

Thirdly, you have to be funny...

Finally, you have to re-enact one of my favorite sketches from "Who's Line is it Anyway?"...
Worst things to say at a wedding...

That's about it...

Oh, and Writhling-bashing is encouraged.

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Hey, I don't have to follow all the rules... I made it up :P

Oh, yeah, this will be judged, ummm, whenever I bloody well feel like it...
Or on Friday sometime at night...
Most likely on Friday...
Yeah.

Uhh... exactly how do we find out what 'your' favorite sketches are? 'Cause if it involves cutting open your head to look, count me in!

Lol, read it again, I said "Worst things to say at a wedding".
I will let the rules bend a bit, you can make up your own "Worst things to say..." bit, so long as you put it in the first frame where the "Sung to the tune of" thing is...
Yeah...
As I said, doing it as I go along...

I'm never winning one of these again, am I?

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Screw the chicken or the egg, Clive or Drew?

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Yikes, I've missed a few contests. Not that it matters *sniff* I'll never win *sniff*, all my comics suck *snuff* (here endeth the sympathy plee).

And after many moons and several life changes I return with my crappy entry to this vast contest.

Hi all

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LOL LOL LOL OBI!

I'm not going to enter this one...because I prefer the hoedown from "Who's Line Is It Anyway" and well, that just doesn't translate as well!

Obi, I say Clive.
Drew's funny, but this is a Brit show. I personally think that's like an American cast doing the Holy Grail. Or a Canadian pop star entering the american alt. scene in the early 90s... um, er...
*hides from Alanis Morisette's vicious attack-dog lawyers*

Ya, but even though it's a British show, most of the comedians on it were American or Canadian. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

My vote's for Drew since I'm still pissed off about that whole revolutionary war thing.

Slight variation on the theme, as permitted.

No female characters in DexX, so I improvised...

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Unofficial:

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AAAAGH! MAKE IT STOP!!

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Okay, comments from bottom up.

-Boorite, you scare me. Good job! :) I give you third place, though, I hate having to only have one winner...

-Fracture, you used "Balls!" exquisitely. Nice work, and great sticking with the theme.

-NastyPope, very funny. It was missing the "Who's Line Is It Anyway" feel, but funny nonetheless.

-Descolada, frankly, yours stuck with the idea the most, and was certainly amazingly funny. Great comic man.

-ObiJo, while you didn't comment in all three frames, you did get the idea of it, and managed to deviate nicely...

And now the winner is... erm... uh... I...
Crap, I can't decide....

*Descolada99b!* Come on down!

Your prize is to read the credits in a style of my choosing. I choose William Shatner (as he can easily be translated to text).

I was VERY bloody close to choosing ObiJo, but I decided it wouldn't be right to let him just waltz in and be funny. There are limitations to this!

Andway, Descolada, the grail is handed down to you, take it my, erm, bastard child. Make a new contest, and make it withint 48 hours or you'll have an angry mob of Lowpass Comic Strip Creator dorks at your doorstep.

All I have left is to thank Boorite, Fracture, NastyPope, Descolada99b, ObiJo, and myself for saying goodnight. Goodnight.

Okay, comments from bottom up.

-Boorite, you scare me. Good job! :) I give you third place, though, I hate having to only have one winner...

-Fracture, you used "Balls!" exquisitely. Nice work, and great sticking with the theme.

-NastyPope, very funny. It was missing the "Who's Line Is It Anyway" feel, but funny nonetheless.

-Descolada, frankly, yours stuck with the idea the most, and was certainly amazingly funny. Great comic man.

-ObiJo, while you didn't comment in all three frames, you did get the idea of it, and managed to deviate nicely...

And now the winner is... erm... uh... I...
Crap, I can't decide....

*Descolada99b!* Come on down!

Your prize is to read the credits in a style of my choosing. I choose William Shatner (as he can easily be translated to text).

I was VERY bloody close to choosing ObiJo, but I decided it wouldn't be right to let him just waltz in and be funny. There are limitations to this!

Andway, Descolada, the grail is handed down to you, take it my, erm, bastard child. Make a new contest, and make it withint 48 hours or you'll have an angry mob of Lowpass Comic Strip Creator dorks at your doorstep.

All I have left is to thank Boorite, Fracture, NastyPope, Descolada99b, ObiJo, and myself for saying goodnight. Goodnight.

Congratulations desc, and may you burn in hell for making me snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. But, please man, be kind and no more haiku. I had to go to treatment after your last contest so I could stop thinking in haiku.

Hey boorite, let's play matchmaker to TOBOR and the Sodomizer 5000. I don't know about your TOBOR, but my Sodomizer 5000 has really been down in the dumps since Battlebots went into reruns. I'm worried about him since I haven't heard the cat screech in months. Poor feller.

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12919I just learned that word on that dolphin porn page. I learned some other things too, but no need to talk about it here. It should make the papers.

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I just learned that word on that dolphin porn page....

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You found that page too? Wow.

...Uh, I only happened to run across that at www.plif.com's Sick Links page. I wasn't *looking* for a how-to FAQ.

...anyway, since I didn't have any time to make comics yesterday, I missed entering this in the contest.

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I figure there were at least two lines in there that fit as Worst Things to Say At A Wedding.