Daniel narrowly escaped being run over by the 'Junior East Side Joyrider Massive'.

"Holy mother of... Who put these babies down on the road in the middle of the 5K??"

This is a shot from the upcoming Daredevil movie, isn't it?

And now, the trampoline event.

The Harlem Globetrotters might be able to pass a ball around in rapid-fire fashion, but it was clear they had nothing on the Dionnes.

Jack uses his karate skills to defeat the six-headed bed.

- "...and now I'll do the same thing on my motorcycle..."

- The locals tolerated his baby-jumping stunt, but Ramoud tried to set the babies on fire, they finally intervened.

The locals tolerated his baby-jumping stunt, but Ramoud tried to set the babies on fire, they finally intervened. After all, there were fire codes to consider.

(couldn't help myself D, E, double X)

It took him a few practice runs before he stopped stomping their skulls like giant grapes.

that man is 'dropping sprog's' likje a mother fucker

And so, "Schnitzel Man" courageously saved the horrible mutant-bed-babies by jumping over them and firing a hot dog on a bun from his wrist-launcher, and was praised as "uber-cool" by the local townspeople.

Though Jesus never arrived for the cult, Vern, demigod of Elvis, the long jump, and hot dogs, did make a brief appearance.

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that man is 'dropping sprog's' likje a mother fucker

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