1)To Wilma and Roger's dismay, the consumption of homemade Mead and mincemeat pie did not bode well for the local airs. The resultant flatulance knocked Roger to his feet, and caused Wilma to revert to a primal state not unlike a cow, later to be found in the cow pens hogging the salt lick.
2)Prince Billy Bob was struck down during the joust when a large splinter was lodged into his rectum. When asked how she would remove the wayward bit of oak, his wife, Princess Tammy merely stuck the instrument of her husband's salvation at the press.
3)SCA, its not just for inbreds anymore.
