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descolada99
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So, we're a quarter of a century old in Comic Contest years. Cool.

The theme of this contest will be based on a recent little string of comics I did called "Two Word Funnies". Your task is to come up with just two words that are funny. Here's an example.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11416
11416

It can be any two words. Hell the words "fuzzy baboon" or "rotating sphinctomoter" can be funny. Use those sick twisted imaginations. So here's the rules:

First Panel: Use the exploding dog shrug/whatever the hell that is to introduce the strip

Second Panel: Use the exploding dog guy holding the paper to introduce the presenter(s)

Third panel: Your presenter(s) saying the two words. Two words only.

Use the wall2 background. Basically, make it look like mine.

So hopefully you all don't hate me as much as after the haiku, but this should still stretch your funny abilities.

The contest will end Wednesday at Noon.

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NastyPope
April 22, 2001 10:30 PM

13087

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ObiJo
April 22, 2001 11:30 PM

13116

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gabe_billings
April 23, 2001 2:37 AM

Jesus Christ I'm getting lazy. I missed two contests already. I told myself I was going to make a point to enter all of them, and then I slacked off. Oh well. Dolphin porn is hard, you know.

Anyhoo....

13143

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balan
April 23, 2001 3:09 AM

13144

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Jael
April 23, 2001 5:10 AM

13147

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gabe_billings
April 23, 2001 8:58 AM

Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

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boorite
April 23, 2001 9:19 AM

13148

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DexX
April 23, 2001 9:44 AM

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13151
13151

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

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Jael
April 23, 2001 10:37 AM

quote:
Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

heheh well the popularity poll shows that 4 out of 5 Lowpass readers might like just Tabor and the dolphin ;)

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Jael
April 23, 2001 10:45 AM

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...



For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all!
Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.

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wirthling
April 23, 2001 11:48 AM

Ooh! Skinky sex!

Anyway, here's this...

13161

Post #5524link

Jael
April 23, 2001 1:35 PM

I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

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DragonXero
April 23, 2001 3:34 PM

13174

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gabe_billings
April 23, 2001 5:14 PM

quote:
I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

Hey, don't share unless you have enough for everyone.

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DexX
April 24, 2001 7:57 AM

quote:
For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all! Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.
Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

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Jael
April 24, 2001 11:57 AM

quote:
quote:
For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all! Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.
Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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DragonXero
April 24, 2001 3:03 PM

BORK!

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Jael
April 24, 2001 6:57 PM

quote:
quote:
Only if you have short legs and really long tail.
So you're saying you're attracted to people with stubby legs, blue tongues, and long "tails"?

Is size all that matters to you?

:)



lol damn right...don't let any women tell you any different. Anything else are LIES LIES pervaded by Cosmo mag readers. ;)

Just as Godzilla had to be a certain height to attack the city....

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bunnerabb
April 24, 2001 10:35 PM

13295

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boorite
April 25, 2001 5:54 AM

Pony fucking!

A winner is you!

(In my inconsequential opinion.)

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Jael
April 25, 2001 8:41 AM

where the hell IS Desc with the winner's announcement anyway??? I'm gonna have to revoke his membership as a cool person!

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boorite
April 25, 2001 9:11 AM

Deeescolada
why don't you come to your senses...

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DragonXero
April 25, 2001 9:12 AM

Remember ladies and gentlemen, here in California, it's only 9:20AM

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DexX
April 25, 2001 9:55 AM

quote:
quote:
Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?
Only if you have short legs and really long tail.
I have a long tail, but it's on the front of my body.

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DexX
April 25, 2001 9:59 AM

quote:
bunnerab. I grew up in rural Indiana among a bunch of 4-H'ers and I laughed out loud at this one. The words "Pony fucking" are going to be going through my head all day now, thank you very much!

Back in the Eighties, in Indiana, was the My Little Pony toy only sold in sex-aid shops? :)

[sings jingle]
Mah liddle pow'neh, mah purdy liddle pow'neh...
[/sings]

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DragonXero
April 25, 2001 10:01 AM

My tail's longer.

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bunnerabb
April 25, 2001 12:21 PM

Oh, shit. I won? Ok... I'm sort of commuting between Cleveland and a small island at the moment, so the judging on this one wont be until Monday the 30th of april.

r00|_z to follow in cc 26.

Thanks,

bunner

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DexX
April 26, 2001 7:11 AM

quote:
Oh, shit. I won? Ok... I'm sort of commuting between Cleveland and a small island at the moment, so the judging on this one wont be until Monday the 30th of april.
[singing]Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks![/singing]

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