Ever have something you want to ask or say, but it isn't important enough for its own thread? I do, and I'll usually just say fuck it and not post it. Last time I didn't ask a question, the hooker nearly got away, and having got a good look at my face, this could have been disasterous!

To prevent such mishaps, I thought I'd start a thread where we can throw out our odds and ends questions, comments, or killing-of-those-damn-hookers anecdotes, that don't really fit anywhere else.

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Does anyone know how I can set up the picture in my signature so that a click on it will act as a mail to command? If it's possible, what's the code for this? I already tried [hooker]...[/hooker], [dead]...[/dead], [dead]...[/hooker], and [I've killed]...[/again]. What should I do?!

-Forlorn in Phoenix

Doesn't work. The UBB codes won't let you make an image link.

*sigh*

That sucks.

So...any hooker anecdotes?

I once had sex with 3 hookers within an hour.

You can choose to believe that if you want.

I choose not only to believe, but also to embellish and possibly publish.

Last week, I engaged a a co-worker to play basketball with me at the crack of dawn twice a week. This morning, as we left the gym, a bronzed and broad-shouldered Italian woman overheard me telling him, "It doesn't hurt as much as the first two times we did it."

I'm afraid this didn't improve my chances of nailing her, which were slightly more remote than Neptune to begin with, but never far from my mind, or from the mind of any man pushing 40 who lurches into physical activity after years of rotting behind a desk. The way they dress doesn't help. I keep stepping on my tongue. Let's call it a sports injury.

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I once had sex with 3 hookers within an hour.

You can choose to believe that if you want.

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If only I were Mr. Selective quote....

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Last week, I engaged a co-worker to play with... me... crack... twice a week.

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If only I were Mr. Selective quote....

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Last week, I engaged a co-worker to play with... me... crack... twice a week.

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I demand that you people look at my 3d Clango!

...although that was kind of lame, considering that I had already inadvertently implied, in front of a very fit woman, that my friend and I had been buttsexing.

Kajun, you hobangin pimp daddy, login to aim or I'll punch your balls up between your shoulder blades.

I can't, I'm at college, if I download AIM they'll beat me again.

...and all of you get your arses onto IRC.

Damn, I wish I could beat you, but you're too far away.

I created a PayPal account several weeks ago and I'm still waiting for the fucking Credit Card bill to arrive with the little number I need.

Do you think it's possible that because it's only $1 and that works out to be less than £1, my credit card company have just ignored the transaction?

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Do you think it's possible that because it's only $1 and that works out to be less than £1, my credit card company have just ignored the transaction?

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Do you think there's any chance Pluto will be the next hot-spa resort?

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"It doesn't hurt as much as the first two times we did it."

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Oh, and there are also certian deformed types of men who do not try to link every comment to sex or sodomy. They couldn't last 5 minutes on Stripcreator. Unfortunately, they are usually the type who get women like that.

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I am not at all convinced that a woman, hearing that phrase, would infer butt sex.

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But I'm sure the woman, being very fit, is familiar with the pains of the gym and -- lacking a penis (you hope) -- does not try to link everything to sodomy.

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She had tits for days, my friend.

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So your chances of nailing her are still on Neptune, not Alpha Centauri.

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Wheee. I'm gonna get fucked in four hours. (Light hours.)

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So your chances of nailing her are still on Neptune, not Alpha Centauri.

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Wheee. I'm gonna get fucked in four hours. (Light hours.)

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Here comes the "doggie style" joke.

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But light hours are a unit of distance

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I'm sorry. I'm cranky because the Communists are coming.

Sounds sirius.

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I'm sorry. I'm cranky because the Communists are coming.

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...Or if you're married to one.

...Or if you're married to one.

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...Or if you're married to one.

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I used both "Sounds sirius" and "You Kant put Descartes before the horse" today and still the pun police haven't showed up to give me one of those delightful body cavity thingamajigs.

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I created a PayPal account several weeks ago and I'm still waiting for the fucking Credit Card bill to arrive with the little number I need.

Do you think it's possible that because it's only $1 and that works out to be less than £1, my credit card company have just ignored the transaction?

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stripcreator IRC is aparently in its golden days lately... you will all hear of the Shatner physics phenomenon that took place there and not here eventualy in RMDC.

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I created a PayPal account several weeks ago and I'm still waiting for the fucking Credit Card bill to arrive with the little number I need.

Do you think it's possible that because it's only $1 and that works out to be less than £1, my credit card company have just ignored the transaction?

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No, I have a PayPal account and it took forever to get it set up.

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stripcreator IRC is aparently in its golden days lately... you will all hear of the Shatner physics phenomenon that took place there and not here eventualy in RMDC.

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stripcreator IRC is aparently in its golden days lately... you will all hear of the Shatner physics phenomenon that took place there and not here eventualy in RMDC.

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So..you're saying that when you are in the Stripcreator chat, you actually travel into the future?

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I'm moving to Indianapolis Sunday.

IRC chat hates me. It refuses to work when I try to log on.

I tried to make three very strange boys leave Steak N Shake last night to make my favorite gay waiter happy, but they ended up staying longer than I did, thanks to my efforts.

Is that random enough or should I try again?

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We create the future.

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Is that random enough or should I try again?

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My hair is gone. I'm now an undercover hippy.

Oh, and let's just get the "hair today, gone tomorrow" pun over with right now.

Ha ha! "Hair"!

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My hair is gone. I'm now an undercover hippy.

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He still does - the waxing session is next week.

He's going to sell what they take off to a doormat manufacturer for a FORTUNE!

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My hair is gone. I'm now an undercover hippy.

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What? I thought you had hair all the way down your back!

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(minus the blue fringe that I'm too lazt to remove right now):

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take a photo y'floating bastard

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We create the future.

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Who's this "we?" You and your holy roller friends? No wonder the world is headed over a cliff. Tell your congregation I said "Thanks a lot for this great future!" You bastards.

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