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JrnymnNate
June 18, 2002 8:52 PM

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Scyess
June 18, 2002 11:08 PM

"It started as a malicious prank putting the cat in the microwave, but to their chagrin they couldn't find the 'High' setting and instead accidentally put it on 'Undead Hell Beast Bent on Revenge' mode."

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wirthling
June 19, 2002 12:49 AM

quote:
"It started as a malicious prank putting the cat in the microwave, but to their chagrin they couldn't find the 'High' setting and instead accidentally put it on 'Undead Hell Beast Bent on Revenge' mode."

*applause*

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DexX
June 19, 2002 1:42 AM

"Good evening. This is Satanic Feline Nightly News."

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the_rew
June 19, 2002 7:06 AM

Exclusive! Shocking new discovery; King Midas had a thing for cats eyes!

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boorite
June 20, 2002 8:56 AM

The new Radiohead video really sucks.

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boorite
June 20, 2002 9:02 AM

"Hello, Appliance World? This TV I bought has a fucking possessed cat in it."

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DexX
June 20, 2002 9:11 AM

- "Okay, I'm in! Now, where's that little bastard Mickey Mouse hiding...?"

- Historians were disappointed to find the time capsule had only a cat in it. They were even more upset to learn that was undead.

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wirthling
June 20, 2002 9:32 AM

- Schrodinger's cat did not find the experiments amusing.

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evil_d
June 20, 2002 10:02 AM

- Well, at least it's a step up from the old one with the hamster wheel.

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DexX
June 20, 2002 10:05 AM

quote:
- Schrodinger's cat did not find the experiments amusing.
"It won't work, you wankers - you can already see me! How can there be uncert- Hey! Back the fuck off with that beaker, motherfucker! I've got a hammer here, and I'm not afraid to use it..."

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JrnymnNate
June 20, 2002 10:27 AM

quote:
"Hello, Appliance World? This TV I bought has a fucking possessed cat in it."
Actualy, believe it or not the cat is in a computer.

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DexX
June 20, 2002 11:36 AM

Yeah, I know - a friend of mine has a case with a window just like that one, and it also has a funky blue LED inside.

Trouble is, none of the PC jokes I was thinking of were funny.

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kaufman
June 20, 2002 11:51 AM

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Yeah, I know - a friend of mine has a case with a window just like that one, and it also has a funky blue LED inside.

Trouble is, none of the PC jokes I was thinking of were funny.


Of course not. Here you have to think Unix.

cat goldeneyed > /dev/cpu

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ObiJo
June 20, 2002 2:29 PM

quote:
quote:
- Schrodinger's cat did not find the experiments amusing.
"It won't work, you wankers - you can already see me! How can there be uncert-
"I've got my eyes closed."

"Then why the oven?"

"I've grown to hate you."

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bunnerabb
June 20, 2002 11:55 PM

quote:
The new Radiohead video really sucks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shit....

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boorite
June 21, 2002 10:24 AM

quote:
- Schrodinger's cat did not find the experiments amusing.

Wish I'd thought of that! God damn it.

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NastyPope
June 21, 2002 11:38 AM

-Realizing that hamsters, though fine for celerons, were not enough to power his new dual athlon system, Heinrich resorted to his cat.

-Running out of canned air, Mike found a new way to clean dust from his computer.

-When asked how he liked having his ass used as heatsink, Fluffy only commented .. "MREOOOOOW"

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ObiJo
June 21, 2002 12:14 PM

- I think I see the problem with them rotor turbines.

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DexX
June 22, 2002 8:35 AM

Persian Inside [tm]

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