-"Y'all come back now, y'hear?"

And the crowd went wild when Stryper married Heart.....

Fuck me.... I think I boned the Aqua-Net vitcim chick in the black cameo choker. Never hire hair farmer guitar players who say "y'all" a lot.

-The contestants for the new show, Jerry Springer's Family Feud.

-And instantaneously, all the things Ben had been warned about came true: the bride gained 200 pounds, his hair grew out and he stopped caring about his appearance, his in-laws suddenly hated him, and worst of all, those damn Smiths ate all the cake.

-The waiter serves clockwise, right?

-Take the fuckin picture, Vern.

-Vern's picture slogan of "Smile if you're a cocksucker" never went over well.

-The "Motley Crue and their Groupies" reunion was somewhat of a let down all around.

Oh.. and the caption....

"Smile! Aunt mommy has the Kodak out!"

"Debbie, seated to the far right, had great difficulty in concealing her disappointment after Donna, seated far left, ate her baby."

--Robohair fondles his new brides, the Horror Twins.

--Hurry up and take the picture-- momma's about to drop another load of young'uns.

--Facing his new in-laws, Tony Robbins tried to smile but managed only a grimace. The event sapped his will to live and ended his motivational-speaking career, much to the delight of the entire world.

--Hoom butu wag sala fugu, young Jedi.

--Luckily, the groom was wearing his special fat-blocker goggles.

--The original concept drawing of Jabba's Court was dismissed as "too scary."

--It was not hard to select the first case for the Task Force on Genetic Disaster.

--Great gag wedding gift: Have your picture taken with a manatee!