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Tinman
June 20, 2002 3:07 PM

I BEAT TEH ANDYDOUGAN AT RISK

HE PLAYED THE PINK PIECES

BECAUSE HE IS A GAYLORD

AND I BEAT HIM

THEN HE TRIED TO BUM ME, RIGHT? BUT I SAID 'NO ANDY, THAT IS A BAD ANDY, BUMSEX IS A ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD'

AND ANDY SAID 'FUCK YOU THEN' AND HE FOLDED THE ENTIREITY OF THE RISK BOARD INTO A LARGE CONE, FILLED IT WITH THE PINK PEICES AND STARTED TO RAMROD HIMSELF WITH IT, THEN HIS MUM CAME IN THE ROOM AND SAID 'GIVE ME A GO SON' AND I LEFT BECAUSE SHE IS A SKANK HO AND SHE ATE A MONKEY ONCE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AIDS.

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KajunFirefly
June 20, 2002 4:05 PM

Welcome, newbie.

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andydougan
June 20, 2002 4:09 PM

That's a half-truth.

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KajunFirefly
June 20, 2002 4:22 PM

Oh yes, Tinman, just to let you know, there is a steaming pile of shite in my outbox with your name on it.

I just need to add another shitload to it, put it in a bag, set it in fire and leave it on your porch.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
June 20, 2002 6:07 PM

quote:
Oh yes, Tinman, just to let you know, there is a steaming pile of shite in my outbox with your name on it.

I just need to add another shitload to it, put it in a bag, set it in fire and leave it on your porch.



Kajun , we are Scottish. We dont have Porches.

Youre leaving it on his Doorstep , or his Verranda.

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kaufman
June 20, 2002 6:18 PM

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quote:
Oh yes, Tinman, just to let you know, there is a steaming pile of shite in my outbox with your name on it.

I just need to add another shitload to it, put it in a bag, set it in fire and leave it on your porch.



Kajun , we are Scottish. We dont have Porches.
What do you have? Lamborghini? Really fast sheep?

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fuzzyman
June 20, 2002 7:00 PM

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What do you have? Lamborghini? Really fast sheep?
The sheep had better be fast, for their own good...

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KajunFirefly
June 21, 2002 12:08 AM

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Kajun , we are Scottish. We dont have Porches.

Youre leaving it on his Doorstep , or his Verranda.


Yeah well, the flaming bag of crap is really an American institution. If I were to try and be really Scottish, I'd get a few of my mates and hang around his close waiting for him to leave, then I'd boot fuck out of him, for no real reason.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
June 21, 2002 9:58 AM

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Kajun , we are Scottish. We dont have Porches.

Youre leaving it on his Doorstep , or his Verranda.


Yeah well, the flaming bag of crap is really an American institution. If I were to try and be really Scottish, I'd get a few of my mates and hang around his close waiting for him to leave, then I'd boot fuck out of him, for no real reason.

Thats the spirit.

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NeoVid
June 21, 2002 2:41 PM

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If I were to try and be really Scottish, I'd get a few of my mates and hang around his close waiting for him to leave, then I'd boot fuck out of him, for no real reason.

So that's where fuck lives.

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Tinman
June 22, 2002 3:20 PM

[QUOTE]Welcome, newbie.[/QUOTE]

...

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That's a half-truth.

what, my newbie status, or the fact I beat you at Risk, and that you were so distraught that you resorted to your old friend anal ramshafting?

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KajunFirefly
June 22, 2002 7:12 PM

Anal ramshafting is EVERYBODY'S friend.

At least, that's what our school teacher used to tell us.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
June 22, 2002 9:47 PM

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Anal ramshafting is EVERYBODY'S friend.

At least, that's what our school teacher used to tell us.



Amazing. I didnt know we had the same teacher.

Did he always come into your lessons half cut , swigging from a bottle on occasion , and then glare at everyone , telling the occasional unruly pupil "Yir buggin mah nut sonny" , before returning to his stupor?

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DragonXero
June 29, 2002 12:14 PM

QUIT DICKING AROUND.

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