The second panel in the second strip was the victim of HTML-tag paranoia - I padded it out to fill the width of the table, and accidentally used pointy brackets. The full text should be "PENIS OWNERSHIP - A Non-Penis-Owners' Guide".

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theres no humour in that.
only truth.

DexX, you magnificent bastard!
Makes me glad I'm a woman!
: )

at least we can piss standing up.

exelent series byt he way.

I'd like to add a couple things to that, as a bit of a shoot-off (no pun intended).
First off, if we are to put the toilet seat down after use, I think it only fair that the toilet seat be put back up after use by females.
Secondly, if Mr. Winkie comes out to play, this is by no means an indication that we are sexually harassing you. It just means that Mr. Winky likes you. You don't have to like him back, but don't blame the guy for wanting to play.
:P

I like that court ruling from a few years back. A guy got an erection on a nude beach, and a woman saw it and had him charged with sexual harrassment. The court eventually found in his favour, because he had a surgical erectile implant (due to being impotent) and it went off accidentally. Apparently, it was triggered by elevated heart-rate and temperature, and he had been jogging along the beach, inadvertently triggered his Fat-O-Matic (I've been so good - please forgive my moment of crassness).

Even funnier was when the now-cancelled Australian news comedy program Good News Week covered the story, its host, Paul McDermott, said something to this effect: "The judge found that he had no control over his erection. What, unlike the rest of us?!"

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First off, if we are to put the toilet seat down after use, I think it only fair that the toilet seat be put back up after use by females.

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Damn... I wish there was a recorded version of the song Tripod did about this issue... damned funny...

Debating the merits of leaving the seat up or down, talking about the fact that girls have to adjust more clothing most times, and then suggesting that your actions should depend on whether there are more men or women in the household...

I'll go with that!
So, ladies, leave the toilet seat down, and we'll leave it up. Simple.

Think of the pure physics involved! It takes more effort for US to put it up, than for you to put it down. You have gravity working for you. Just tap it back towards you. We have to lift against gravity.

"Before you pee, you lift the seat. After you pee, you put the seat down. Females in tribes start war over this. Many deaths."
- Tim Allen in "Jungle 2 Jungle"

The toilet seat, just one of the many reasons why you just screw women; you don't live with them. It's just not natural. Another big one would be PMS.

I want PMS. Think about it, a built-in biological excuse to take ten yards out of anyones ass you want.

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I want PMS. Think about it, a built-in biological excuse to take ten yards out of anyones ass you want.

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