It was his last day on the job, and Jimmy the stock boy was being a bit vindictive. Years later when the infamous "Spider-rapist" was finally aprehended in the outer reaches of an unassuming washington sub-urb, still wearing his semen encrusted spider suit, he looked fondly back onto that day when his mind had been scarred by an inadvertent glance at toys R' us.
Thanks a whole fuck of a lot Jimmy.