"Damn, I missed. I'll never dig those boogers out at this rate."

"Don't move, or the septum GETS it!"

It isn't easy to find a good childrens' entertainer these days.

From this angle you can't see the belt wrapped tightly around his arm.

"I'm scratching, not picking! Hey, stop looking!"

Oddly enough, Microsoft's new and revolutionary X-box controller was forshadowed by this cover for a Philip K. Dick novel. The new controller was found to be "more natural" for use by today's gameing generation using common muscle movements and hand intuitive finger movements and positioning.

OR

Scientists discover the ultimate sex organ! "It was right in front of our noses all this time ... well, in back, actually!" said sex researcher, Peter Lipshitz. Shown here is the new, Electronic Nasal Dildo designed to take full advantage of this powerful errogenous zone. The END can be attatched to any television for serious stimulation from any sponsor. The future looks promising for the END.

Abercrombie and Fitch alternate Spring catalog, 2003.